You wake up one morning and see yourself in the mirror. You get terrified by the fact that you have Justin Bieber's face. You go insane and cut your face with a meat cleaver and you die from blood loss.
I know it is a real shame, but you was shocked to death when you woke up with your avatar on top of you proceeding to shove his dick in your arse and then once he spunked he dragged you into the floor and shoved his wet squishy balls in your mouth.
Still not as bad as getting raped by your own Avatar and getting his balls shoved down your throat,
Oh, you died from overdosing on Viagra that you thought was speed ;)
But Anthrax is better than guns, you die a slow, painful death, you then catch AIDs from the doctor who raped you because he thought you was dead.
You suffer the same fate as Sergey Tuganov. Which is that you have sex with two women for 12 hours straight and after that, you'll die from a heart attack.
ay' I died a good death, but you died from a heart attack from having a 300 hour orgy with Rebecca Black and Justin Beiber.
Incineration chamber, akin to the ones in Equilibrium.
Suddenly, death.
a blunt bowie knife
A Metal pole.
my fists
air
SPARTAA!!
Arcadia (They conquered the Spartans)
zyclon B
VX
getting raped by a shit ton of graboids
Gordon Freeman, need I say more?
You die from overexposure to bad posts.
Your hat eats you.
D3 kills elowin
I kill you.
WITH [I]METAL[/I]!
I.e, I beat you to death with a Meshuggah album.
Who's an egghead? Eggface.
with a truck full of kittens and then i just pour kittens onto you until you are being crushed to death of all cuteness
I will stab you in the eye with a sniper rifle, and then fire a blank. Your skull will pop, showering everything around with brain parts.
i kill you with my face
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