You fell on me then you got carried to Easter Island..
beat you to death with a toy hammer
monkeys
I will call Mann co. and tell them that you're a damned hippie judging by your hatless avatar.
I.
Shoot.
Your.
Fucking.
Face.
You get raped by rabid robots.
High-speed laundry drier.
magnets
Choke to death.
Rebbecca Black on loudspeakers in a room. I leave a gun on the table and lock the doors
I'll pay mexican to eat you.
Strangle you to death whilst straddling you and covering you with my piss and diarrhea.
While you're on your way to school, I'll hire 4 hitmen to drive up in a black, windowless van. They will throw a potato sack bag over your head, push you into the back of the van, then drive off. They'll take you to a secret, abandoned warehouse, completely remote from the nearest community. You'll be tied up on a chair with a blind fold on. Then I'll shove a chainsaw through your chest, throw you out of a moving car, and throw a piece of meat on you so stray dogs will be attracted to your scent and eat you.
I will choke you by shoving something down your throat while you keep your mouth obnoxiously open like that.
I slowly cut off your leg
With a spoon.
Then you bleed out
12-gauge to both kneecaps.
Followed by salt bath.
Followed by amputation of the arms.
Followed by bowls of salt taped to the wounds.
Followed by opening the chest cavity.
Followed by forced organ removal.
Followed by pouring lemon juice in.
Followed by closing the gap with a rusty knitting needle and piano wire.
Followed by gouging the eyes out.
Followed by a slow drip dry while being hung from the holes in your knees on meat hooks.
Hammer.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;29263215]12-gauge to both kneecaps.
Followed by salt bath.
Followed by amputation of the arms.
Followed by bowls of salt taped to the wounds.
Followed by opening the chest cavity.
Followed by forced organ removal.
Followed by pouring lemon juice in.
Followed by closing the gap with a rusty knitting needle and piano wire.
Followed by gouging the eyes out.
Followed by a slow drip dry while being hung from the holes in your knees on meat hooks.[/QUOTE]
This'll come in handy...
Anyways, I'll knock him out and, if he's small enough, feed him to a large constrictor. Body would be gone after a couple of weeks or so. Otherwise I'd just Snap his neck and burn him. Now all I need is a good reason to do this.
Your name describes my way best...
Feed you to your incredibly gay avatar creature.
You are Justin Bieber
You die from the "Justin Bieber Hate Club"
Douse the Cat Poptart thing in Jarate, then Bushwacka.
Or just eat it.
Dynamite up your arse.
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