There isn't a pill you can take that will make you not want to fap. You can't really expect serious answers because there are none.
My suggestion is cover your crotch in duct tape. A shitload of it. Will hurt too much to get it off.
I shacked up with a man before i was married.
His name was Jesus.
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Fap 3 years of fapping in 1 day and then don't fap for 3 years.
AKA dissolve your penis.
Exercise, play outside often or join a sport. It will take your mind off of it, and it will prevent you from staying on facepunch all day, which can induce fapping needs.
remove hands
Fuck ur mum.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28591695]How the fuck can Minecraft dissipate your sexual urges?
Maybe minecraft takes your mind off of girls?[/QUOTE]
The aspergular gland is activated which increases productivity while slowly removing any testosterone in your body.
i guess i'll be the first to ask
why?
Try and find a sport or some activity that will keep you occupied.
Handcuffs.
Get depressed. It kills your sex drive.
Don't tell your friend you fapped?
get a girlfriend
Your dick would explode if you went more than a few months.
Have sex instead
Put on that condom that digs into your dick.
[QUOTE=Dirf;28593146]Exercise, play outside often or join a sport. It will take your mind off of it, and it will prevent you from staying on facepunch all day, which can induce fapping needs.[/QUOTE]
Dear GOD, that is unthinkable :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28593931]Get depressed. It kills your sex drive.[/QUOTE]
getting depressed super-charges my sex drive for whatever reason
superglue sand paper to your hands
destroy your computer
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac[/url]
Go try heroin
Here's what I'm thinking:
Realistic, affordable (under $10) and even possibly, homemade chastity belts.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28595459]Here's what I'm thinking:
Realistic, affordable (under $10) and even possibly, homemade chastity belts.[/QUOTE]
Ya know what is better?
Some self control you fucking pussy.
never be alone then there will be no temptation
Watch that one American Dad episode to see why you shouldn't and what you can do to resist the urge.
:downs: [sp]If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic[/sp]
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28594928]Dear GOD, that is unthinkable :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
You don't stand a chance.
Just give up, you know you're going to screw this up horribly anyway, because you have no life.
Place your penis into a blender.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28593931]Get depressed. It kills your sex drive.[/QUOTE]
Welp.
I'm doing something wrong then.
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