Best Way to Not Fap? - General

Tape your dick to your sack :) when you get a boner it will rip most of it off so youknow that will either help or land you in hospital

You're going to fail.

[QUOTE=Zoran;28593063]365 + 365 + 365 _________ 1095 1095 times? Fuck that[/QUOTE] You won't know until you try! I once fapped 6 times in a day just to see if I could, and mission accomplished on that note.

Why bother not fapping? :flashfap: Just do it and don't tell anyone :smug:

think about the massive load youll be saving up for in 3 years.. [editline]14th March 2011[/editline] smoke pot

Put superglue on your dick.

step 1. masturbate in a locked bathroom while blindfolded and with earplugs in step 2. if the old falling tree in the woods analogy has taught me anything, its if no one saw/heard what happened, it didnt happen. step 3. you didnt masturbate!

bengay helps

This is NEVER going to work ahahaha! :dance:

Go to some small third world country and get a sex slave.

Like someon say's, get a girlfriend and fuck with her or ask her to fap... It's not you so that works :D

Coma.

Why the fuck wouldn't you fap? That's fucking retarded.

[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;28591420]Get a pimple on your dick. It happened to me, hurts like hell to touch it at all.[/QUOTE] You can still bring about an orgasm withough touching your dick. I've been doing it for years. @OP 3 years is an awfuly long time, what's the point of this? Seems kinda stupid if there is no point. Fapping is good for you, I think it's actualy bad for you not to fap, or is that bullshit i've been told?

Your balls are going to explode True story.

He decided that because maybe that's a bet

Shit dude don't go 3 years that's just unholy. Longest I've gone was 3 weeks and 3 days (well, 10 years if you exclude the time between birth and first fap), and at the time I was actually starting to limp. For the sake of your damn health, don't do it.

There isn't.

Everytime you get the urge to fap go to HardBlush.com

I've constructed something out of keychain rings and a piece of string. The first ring goes on the base of the penis while flaccid. It is about 3/4 of the girth, so it fits on snug without cutting circulation. Then, there is a ring that goes beneath the head. The string ties the two rings together to bend the penis down enough that it cannot develop a full erection. If any arousal does occur, the base ring will cause enough pain that the only response will be to become flaccid again because of how greatly the girth expands while erect. :flaccid: Well, works so far.

[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28624184]I've constructed something out of keychain rings and a piece of string. The first ring goes on the base of the penis while flaccid. It is about 3/4 of the girth, so it fits on snug without cutting circulation. Then, there is a ring that goes beneath the head. The string ties the two rings together to bend the penis down enough that it cannot develop a full erection. If any arousal does occur, the base ring will cause enough pain that the only response will be to become flaccid again. :flaccid: Well, works so far.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.shawncasey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/why.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Nightsure;28624207][img_thumb]http://www.shawncasey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/why.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Because I'm up for the challenge.

The no fap 2011 thread was rated dumb for a reason

This [img]http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rapex-condom4.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=lolerot95;28624340]This [img_thumb]http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rapex-condom4.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Oh Jesus. (Oh, and I'm trying to not touch my dick. Not rip it into shreds.)

fuck with a girl day and night

[QUOTE=TheIceman;28619002]Longest I've gone was 3 weeks and 3 days[/QUOTE] I don't even last one week. :v:

[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28624184]I've constructed something out of keychain rings and a piece of string. The first ring goes on the base of the penis while flaccid. It is about 3/4 of the girth, so it fits on snug without cutting circulation. Then, there is a ring that goes beneath the head. The string ties the two rings together to bend the penis down enough that it cannot develop a full erection. If any arousal does occur, the base ring will cause enough pain that the only response will be to become flaccid again because of how greatly the girth expands while erect. :flaccid: Well, works so far.[/QUOTE] That's just weird.

I don't see the point? but have a lot of sex the you won't need to? or just do it and don't tell them silly boys and their games...

Become Asexual.