The above user's avatar is your partner in a zombie apocalypse, what is your reaction?

[Art3mis Jinx]

At least I'll have some cannon fodder.

[That Deer]

Better to have a demon than zombie.

[Minimal86]

We must find the cure via reproducing clean and healthy offspring!

[HeavyGuy]

I have no idea what the hell you are so I'm gonna assume we're screwed.

[Anzu143]

alright, should be good enough

[MechaKat]

Kennen, help us with your ninja skills.

[Zircon_]

Slice

[Shier]

Alright, you'll cover my back and I'll do my best with flamethrower.

[MechaKat]

buzz~

[Shier]

You know, zombies doesn't seem so bad right now.

[RocketGunner]

Make them suffer.

[Shier]

I will

[Arkhana]

We'll be butt buddies and make everything in a 100 mile radius scream.

[JesterUK]

I hope it scares the zombies as much as it scares me

[MechaKat]

I have evolved beyond an insect. I am now a robot. Beep boop.

Allow me to target deceased hostiles.

[Shier]

OH THANK GOD

[flayne]

[del]It's a robot, so I would probably hop on its shoulders since it can't actually get bitten.[/del]
Goddamn curse of the ninja.
A shark is good too. I would prefer something not organic, but whatever.

[MechaKat]

Paper material is useless. Pyroshark you are allowed to ride on me to safety on the sunset.

[overwatch pvt]

The two of us badass space soldiers, zombies are the ones in trouble.

[Shier]

Hey, go find your own Geth! This one is mine!

[HeavyGuy]

Oh hell no, I had dibs on the Geth since that other thread.

Also we'd probably survive, I'm handy with a crossbow.

[Shier]

God dammit Rory, this Geth is mine! You can't have him, you thought he's Legion!

[HeavyGuy]

Dom, I played and beat Mass Effect's whole trilogy like 8 times over, I'm entitled to the damn thing!

[Shier]

No, this Geth is mine!

[HeavyGuy]

...Can we both keep the Geth?

[flayne]

It sounds like you two are getting a divorce and having a custody argument

[Shier]

Shut the fuck up or I'll use you as a toilet paper. (which would be only thing I could use you for anyway)

[flayne]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;41667753]Shut the fuck up or I'll use you as a toilet paper. (which would be only thing I could use you for anyway)[/QUOTE]

I suppose that's slightly worse than my previous occupation as your cum rag.

[Pootis S. Pen]

My partner is a pair of floating hands armed with a piece of paper. Great.

[HeavyGuy]

Apparently my Partner has a face that looks like it was slapped with 3 kitchen knives and a shoebox.
I hope the look of your face is opposite to your skills at zombie killing son.