Get his address, place a shitload of pizza orders under said address.
Try and befriend them, use there weak minded brains.
Give that bully a wedgie and stow him in your locker.
Or keep beating the shit out of him until his face looks normal.
Start lifting weights and join a sports team for one thing he wont want to fight you because you are working out also you will have a team full of kids to back you up... worked for me.
Tell us where you life, and all of Facepunch could gangrape him.
Just tell him to fuck off.
Say you got scammed by him and you're Master117, and Facepunch will come to the rescue.
[QUOTE=mrpatel;27498367]He Brought 7 people to beat me up last time due to him being popular[/QUOTE]
...and ten years after high school he will probably be some poor fuck living on the streets.
Tell a teacher, they know to keep your identity a secret.
call him with anony number and hang upp when he awser call taxis to hes house and pizza delevring etc. writ random stuff on hes house
[QUOTE=BURG;27509293]...and ten years after high school he will probably be some poor fuck living on the streets.
Tell a teacher, they know to keep your identity a secret.[/QUOTE]
The bully will probably know who told on him though.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27499435]Am I the only one who doesn't add people I hate on Facebook?[/QUOTE]
I don't do Facebook, so Idon'tfuckingknow.
Give Us His Facebook, and we'll take care of it
Shove him down the stairs and then stomp on his face.
punch him in the heart
I've never seen bullying in my life. It seems to me like everybody just avoids people they don't like. But for the most part, everyone is friendly to each other. My friend knows like 8 programming languages, and looks, acts, and talks like a huge nerd. Yet he is friends with everyone. Same with the obese and the autistic and the mentally incapable and etc.
But as for your bullying issue, if he is physically bullying you, confront him with a surprise punch. Like turn around and pretend to start walking away after the bullying cycle is complete, then out of nowhere, turn around and punch him, bringing your entire body into it. A big suprise punch will probably knock him down, in that case be relentless. Just don't stomp on him, that's a pussy way to fight.
grab a bowie knife and wave it around in his face. or get a baseball bat+hockey mask and beat the shit out of him
[QUOTE=mrpatel;27499496]No he isn't my friend when I comment on other peoples posts he makes fun of me and no one wants to get on the bad side of him so they all start making fun of me. [b]But usually I beat up a lot of the people who make fun of me[/b] and since I am Indian, my epenis is also very small[/QUOTE]
Well that's your problem. You can't handle being made fun of so you try and take it out on them one way or another. I'd hate to see you and constructive criticism.
IMO, you and the other kid have problems to be dealt with :colbert:
i can't stop making fun of people, i say a lot of harsh shit sometimes
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;27499537]It's fun to watch their lives fall apart because they're jackasses, I'm an upperclassmen in High-School so "cyber-bullying" is pretty much non-existent.[/QUOTE]
its not fun if they suddenly became smart :frown:
Don't bully him/them back - don't waste any of your time; why would you want to focus any of your energy at all on such wastes of space.
Bully's are insecure and may not even realise (seriously) the amount of damage they may be doing to you physically/mentally.
Stand up for yourself next time they come near you; as soon as they find out you're not going to go along with any of their bullshit next time (and you show a complete disinterest in caring what they have to say) they will just stop.
Seriously, put them so far out of your circle of care that you really don't give a shit about them and pay them zero attention.
Alternativley next time he says anything to you turn around to face him and go "UMAD LULULULULULULULUULULU OVAR NINE THOUSAND" Then start flailing your arms while screaming random internet memes, if this worked everyone thinks you are crazy now
In front of lots of people, tell him not to be a fucking pussy, and to fight you 1 vs 1 if he has a problem with you.
I would advise this even if you hadn't said he was weak, I've always found that bullies will respect you if they know you'll actually fight them if they're being a cunt to you. Sounds like a cliche, but fear is their power, if it's a guy like you've described.
slip him a jeffery. while he's busy stroking the furry walls, hit him.
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