Forgot where I heard this one.
"What's that plus sign for?"
"Its a cross."
"Across from what?"
Slightly clever/mildly offensive.
How do you start an Ethiopian footrace?
[sp]Roll a donut downhill[/sp]
What's one Asian on the moon?
[sp]A Problem[/sp]
What's two Asians on the moon?
[sp]A huge problem[/sp]
What's ALL the Asians on the moon?
[sp]Problem Solved.[/sp]
The funny thing is, I am half asian.........................*sniff*
Jews.
What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids?
Having Ian Huntley bath them.
[editline]18th February 2011[/editline]
A twenty year old disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW you're fucked!" he says and starts to row away.
[editline]18th February 2011[/editline]
A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"
an irish man walks passed a bar
The Canadian air force
:canada:
[QUOTE=Latency;28125999]The Canadian air force
:canada:[/QUOTE]
As an American, I find that offensive.
If you get offended by something like that, you're in the wrong thread.
How do you fit 10 babies into a bucket?
[sp]A blender.[/sp]
How do you get them out?
[sp]Nachos.[/sp]
[QUOTE=dkamm65;28126323]If you get offended by something like that, you're in the wrong thread.
How do you fit 10 babies into a bucket?
[sp]A blender.[/sp]
How do you get them out?
[sp]Nachos.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Canned Fetus! It's the latest craze!
*Spreads on toast and eats slice*
Mmmmm! Crunchy!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
[sp]Depends on how hard you throw 'em[/sp]
Whats the difference between a bag of dead babies and a ferrari?
[sp]I don't have a ferrari in my garage[/sp]
Why can't Madeleine play the Xbox 360?
[sp]Because I have a PS3[/sp]
Women's rights
What do you call a buncha white stuff in the ocean?
And iceberg.
What do you call a buncha buncha black stuff in the ocean?
An oilspill.
What do you call a buncha buncha cruncha brown stuff in the ocean?
[sp]Immigrating Cubans[/sp]
i should you name you guys after a cactus
why?
cause you're all a bunch of pricks
Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies?
[sp] You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork[/sp]
What do you do when someone throws a seizure in your bathtub?
[sp]Throw in your dirty laundry[/sp]
Bumping this thread because it's amazing
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
[sp]A canoe tips[/sp]
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
[sp]He breaks his nose.[/sp]
What's the same between a hooker and the Bermuda Triangle?
[sp]They both suck in a lot of sea men.[/sp]
[b]Incoming ban hammer,take cover.[/b]
i'm pretty sure the mods know we're only kidding
[QUOTE=NightmareXx;28140900]i'm pretty sure the mods know we're only kidding[/QUOTE]
[quote][b]mods know we're only kidding[/b][/quote]
That's the best joke of this thread,bravo.
and then gurant was ban
Hey guys,I got a girlfriend!
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;28141042]Hey guys,I got a girlfriend![/QUOTE]
Congratz.
Wait a second....
