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This. It hurt.
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a lot
probably when i fell over my dogs toy, and tried to hold on to the stove with my hand, little did i know, mom had just cooked dinner on it, and she hadn't turned it off.
Fuck that hurt.
Eventually the whole skin on my hand fell off, and it was red and shit.
second is falling down the stairs :downs:
Nearly fell two staircases, had my head hanging off the other staircase.
@errington07
Anyone else see the smiley bike tire on the 2nd to last pic?
Mine was climbing a metal fence. One with spikes at the top, I slipped and ripped half of my skin back from my armpit to my elbow. They had to give me plastic surgery.
Now I feel like a fucking ken action figure. :(
When I was about 8 or 9 I was climbing a ladder. Just when I was about to get to the top, i slipped and slid down on my belly. It hurt for weeks, it was one big wound.
snip.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower]Same. Only I lost one of mine permanently.[/QUOTE]
Youch! :( Luckily they managed to save mine in time, though I'm not sure if I would have been too bothered if I had lost it.
[QUOTE=Prodigy]Hit in the head with a driver (Golfclub) right above my eye, fullforce.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar just finishes off your post.
:excited:
i got hit in the mouth with a golf club
İ touched stove when i was 5 or 6 needless to say,
İT FUCKİNG BURNED MY HAND.
Other one when i was fucking 12 we play collision game at school you jump on desk and other guys jump on you while you escape however i jumped on some bitch friend and he success to escape again needless to say 5 second later 8 FUCKİNG GUY ON ME ABOUT 1 MİNUTE AND FUCKİNG CRUSHED MY LEG.
PS:And no it is not about orgy.
Wow let's see,
I fell off a cliff.
I once sprained an ankle 'cuz some fuckin' idiot shouted "Whoo-hoo," at the end of a marathon, took his hands off the handlebars and swerved into me, running over my ankle somehow.
There was an almost vertical slope in this one ski resort. I go down on my snowboard, this one woman is talking to her friend and is going along the slope horizontally (like, she was on the slope but she wasn't going down, just to the left.). She crashes into me and I do several backflips that would put an Olympic gymnast to shame. Runs over my glasses 'cuz she thinks I did it on purpose.
Was "luging" with a skateboard, had my fingers on the bottom of the board. I leaned too hard on one side, there goes my fingernails.
Fell off a cliff on a bike
My family was at a golf range. My brother gets this [b]brilliant[/b] idea to practice his iron swings [B]BEHIND THE FUCKING LINE[/B]. Ends up swinging it, passing my head and at the return of the swing, smashes it into my left temple.
You choose.
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Acupuncture, not necessarily when they put the needles in, but when they forget when I'm supposed to stop and they come in like an hour late and they pull it out. By then my flesh has healed somewhat around the needle so when the needle is taken out, it's literally clinging to my healed flesh. Felt like getting a giant hair being plucked. Now repeat for 40 times, once for every needle in my belly.
First: I installed Linux.
Second: Ass Fuck with my girlfriend.
1) When i was around 9 - 10 years old my friend and i were swinging on a rope swing, Above a 8 ft drop, i came off the swing and landed on a tiny tree stump on the base of my spine, I was winded and couldn't move for half an hour. (No Hospital)
2) When i was around 10 we were on holiday in a place called Findhorn (Finhorn?) my brother was 11 - 12 at the time, he was pushing himself off a tiny ledge on the driveway so i joined in, but when i put my foot on i landed on some moss and did a forward flip off of another 8 ft drop and hit the base of my spine off of a bench and my head on the kurb of a pavement. (No Hospital)
3) I was 9 - 10 years old and i was coming back from a school Halloween disco, i slipped on the pavement and landed on a rock which gave me a lump the size of half a large apple coming out of my thigh for 3 - 4 years *sigh* (No Hospital)
4) 11-12 years old, i was running to the park to play football and i stepped on a nail, the council had just taken down a fence down there, so i played football for an hour or so with a hole in my foot which i didn't know about, until i got home and realised my sock and foot were covered in blood and i had a hole in the sole of my foot. (No Hospital)
I have another but i realised that i was only meant to post one, oops
[QUOTE=Gaskl]Your avatar just finishes off your post.
:excited:[/QUOTE]
Feels bad man.
Noticed how everyone gets injured at young age?
And if they do get injured at teens, they blame someone else?
I tried to kick my brother up the arse with my new jump kick move and broke my toe. Ow. :(
[QUOTE=brainmaster]Noticed how everyone gets injured at young age?
And if they do get injured at teens, they blame someone else?[/QUOTE]
I was 16, and I got jumped.
Either burning my hand or the aftermath of having 4 back molars removed
Both equally painful.
Burning hand:
Science club , just used a tripod , About to pack up so I grabbed it with my hand ; instant burn , tripod on floor.
Hurt like fuck ; The teacher just said " Run it under the cold water "
asshole.
Molars:
Had anesthetic , got 4 back molars removed. When I came back , Blood. LOTS OF IT.
Constant pain in my teeth , Blood on my pillow , Stupid anesthetic gave me the cold side effect , and could really only survive on chicken soup for a week.
had my brother or dad slam a car boot on my head (dunno which basterd did it as either won't take the blame)
was stunned then seen blood run down my face
I dislocated my finger.
Unknown Sickness
Hair fell out
Couldn't walk (when i tried it felt like my legs were smashed)
107 fever
had to get a shot like 2 times a day
and a lot of other stuff
Just the main effects of my sickness..
i was like 7 or 8 when that occured
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Tearing a decent chunk of skin off my forearm with a broken rusty metal pole. Still have some nasty scars from it.
Doctor, my sister has cancer
*RAGE*
ZOMBEH CANCER!
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[QUOTE=mini me]Stood on a weaver fish when I was 9.
it's a small flat fish with a poisonous barb on its head sticking straight up.
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Same thing happened to my brother.
My most painful experience was after PE at school. We had just finished trampolining and were putting them away.
In our school, when the trampolines need to be put away the teacher holds the top half back while we fold away the bottom. Then the teacher gently eases down the top onto the bottom and we wheel it away.
The teacher that was putting them away with us (who also happened to be my head of year) is quite short and weak. When she tried to gently ease down the top half, she accidently lost grip and shouted to us to get our hands, that were holding up the other side, out of the way. I tried to slip my hands out but i was too slow compared to everyone else and the top half of a huge trampoline came crashing down onto my hand that was in a vertical posistion.
The result was that the backs of my fingers were touching the middle of my arm; My wrist had completely snapped and my hand was snapped back and trapped between the top and bottom half of the trampoline. After about 10 seconds of the confusion the teacher and other pupils lifted the top half of the trampoline up and let my hand slide out, i was taken to hospital and put in a cast for 5 weeks.
I had the chance to sue my head of year and the school for what she had done but it was 'recommended' by the school to leave the idea behind. I agreed. Bastards, i could have got alot of money from them.
[QUOTE=Greaterbeing]Same thing happened to my brother.
My most painful experience was after PE at school. We had just finished trampolining and were putting them away.
In our school, when the trampolines need to be put away the teacher holds the top half back while we fold away the bottom. Then the teacher gently eases down the top onto the bottom and we wheel it away.
The teacher that was putting them away with us (who also happened to be my head of year) is quite short and weak. When she tried to gently ease down the top half, she accidently lost grip and shouted to us to get our hands, that were holding up the other side, out of the way. I tried to slip my hands out but i was too slow compared to everyone else and the top half of a huge trampoline came crashing down onto my hand that was in a vertical posistion.
The result was that the backs of my fingers were touching the middle of my arm; My wrist had completely snapped and my hand was snapped back and trapped between the top and bottom half of the trampoline. After about 10 seconds of the confusion the teacher and other pupils lifted the top half of the trampoline up and let my hand slide out, i was taken to hospital and put in a cast for 5 weeks.
I had the chance to sue my head of year and the school for what she had done but it was 'recommended' by the school to leave the idea behind. I agreed. Bastards, i could have got alot of money from them.[/QUOTE]
Human nature itself says that they are prone to accidents: We are not perfect.
[QUOTE=Schizoid]Testicular torsion. :([/QUOTE]
Is this from an undecended testicle? because that's what ihave, but i'm waiting till 18 before i get them checked out. Is that okay or will it die?
Please answer guys! I'm scared!
Probably after not sleeping for 3 days and falling unconscious many times through out the day and finally waking up after 8 hours with my head slumped in an open dishwasher with a fork jammed in my knee because I slept on it.
Riding my bike through my neighborhood, I popped a wheelie. I came down right before a curb and flipped forward, faceplanting into a mailbox. Broke my damn nose.
Slipped a disk in my back awhile back.
I also did some self harming shit way back.
I hit my liver on a metal pole.
Now I yell like Adam Sandler.
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