I was running and my patellar tendon literally tore the bone right below my kneecap off (the tibial tuberosity. Since there was no more tendon to hold the kneecap down it flew up halfway into my thigh while my leg swelled up so much it looked like I had elephantitis or something. Until I had surgery to repair it It was physically impossible for me to pull my shin up because there was nothing connected to it(plus 6 months of physical therapy later). It hurt so bad that I tore some of my nails off scratching the cement ground, writhing in agony. Fuck, now I can't stop thinking about it :( In addition I also got a sweet 6 inch scar running down my leg.
Second degree burns on my right hand from hot vegetable oil. This shit is painful, especially since I didn't take any pain killers. I wish I took pictures. I also got my leg ran over once(twice if you count them backing up). I was still able to walk fine afterward. I guess it was because I don't have a cement driveway. This all also reminds me of the time I tried to jump my bike over a curb and went flying head first through the handle bars and landing on cement. I needed to get stitches on my chin, but that was it. I just remembered yet another fun adventure. My brother was riding one of those three wheeled things that old people use and ran over me leg. The wheels span and gave me a bad scrape that become bloody and scabbed the day after. I have never been hospitalized for any of this shit.
Broke my arm, Long story short: There was some commotion in the narrow-ass hallway of my old house, people tripped on people and my dad fell on me as i fell on my arm,
Copy paste from the first one minus the second one to avoid PMs. lol
Outside of the military probably one of the worst things I've ever encountered was I was driving one day and was following a semi. It was early summer and I like to keep my window down and hang my arm out. Well the semi had a blowout and before I could react a piece of steel reinforcement went into my forearm and partially out the other side.
spinal tap :(
IT IS A DRAW.
I was constipated.
that wasn't the most painfull.
It would be my 6th year of life. i had a baseball bat. i was holding it life it was a dick. long story short, i hit a rock, and my balls were MASHED by the end of the bat. the bat almost came out of my ass. it hurt
When I was 13 I ate macaroni and cheese for a week straight and this in turn caused a bowl obstruction. I couldn't shit for 6 weeks. It felt like the god damn alien from alien was trying to burst out of my stomach 24/7. Eventually the doctors gave me pain killers and told me to just drink Gatorade and take vitamins. So I did, and at the end of those 6 weeks I took a very painful shit. The best way to describe it is to say it was like trying to put an elephant through a quarter inch pipe.
Listening to Sarah Palin talk. Not an expiriance I ever want to repeat again...
I haven't had anything break or that bad stuff, so probably it would be when I was running with my friend, I don't know why, then our legs crossed, both fell down. We got up and though "Ah, nothing happened. Let's continue." A few seconds later I looked back and said "Who's leaving that trail of blood?" Then I noticed a long, sharp rock had gone deep into my arm. Only half of it was showing, it was that deep inside. I couldn't move my arm at all for 3 days. It hurt pretty much. I still have the scar on my arm.
I had a knife go a few inches between my big toe and the toe next to it. Hurt like fuck. Then I got 5-10 needles to numb it at the hospital. That hurt WAY WORSE.
Ingrown toenail surgery.
The stuff that they inject to numb your toe specifically, they injected like 1-2 oz of the stuff into my big toe and I felt it bulge.
Damn, my life is boring...
[QUOTE=Kubi]Ingrown toenail surgery.[/QUOTE]
I know having an ingrown toenail doesn't sound like much but I had one on my big toe. They are so debilitating, couldn't walk properly for weeks. I had it about this time last year and I still don't think it’s completely healed, It's still slightly tender but I can put full pressure on it and every thing.
[QUOTE=mini me]the medic i saw said its high on the pain-rating and for a 9 year old..fuuuck.[/QUOTE]
I didn't say that, fucking liar.
Reading this thread.
[QUOTE=MattyK]Reading this thread.[/QUOTE]
OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOUR SO FUNNY :lol: HAHAHA. GREAT ONE MAN.
Two splinters, about 6 and 4 inches that went through the palm of my hand, crosswise.
I got smacked in the face with a shovel once. Everything got kind of confusing for a while. I also got my finger trapped in a car door, conservatory door, front door that hurt.
Been kicked in the nuts twice.
That I can remember offhand, getting my tongue peirced, they do it so slowly its horrible. And it hurt like a bitch for ages afterwards
[QUOTE=KombatMortal]Some new guy at Iaido today poked my eye with his bokken, it fucking hurt.[/QUOTE]
bokken?
[QUOTE=curtisford16]bokken?[/QUOTE]
A wooden sword.
Broke my collar bone on motherfucking water at 70mph.
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Then had to swim to the boat and pull myself up on it.
I was on my bike and Iwas going off the edge of a hill. I'm not sure why but I grabbed the front break and felt myself slowly tilt forward and fall about a metre down and 2 metres forward onto my face. Nice big cuts one my face and a scar on my knee which I've had for about 5 years now.
Something everyone did once in their life:
I once spilt a load of Lego as I couldn't be bothered to search the whole box and tried to jump over it as tea was ready, failed miserably and landed on it. WHY DOES IT HURT SO FUCKING MUCH?!
I shot myself with a gas airsoft pistol in the balls!
I'll tell you that fucking hurt.
I was riding down a steep hill. Then, my brakes got busted (it was an old bike), and I rammed into a curb, flew off my bike, face-planted into a tree.
and this was all done with a serious wedgey.
Hmm, i'd say burning my leg (3rd degree) but that just hurt so much so short, and also because it almost killed my nerves in my leg, i'd rate it second most painful.
More painful was treating my ingrown nail. They injected once..twice..and then i said go. I mean, what man needs 3 injections right?
Well i did..
One side went fine. The other side only parly lost feeling! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
So i said with an almost girly voice, it hurts doctor. (i never show my pain when my moms around :( )
He continued as i was not crying in pain..fucking ow. Then i thought he was done. Nope. Had to remove the wild flesh tissue. First cut with scissors. Sure no problem. Then acid! He pressed the fucking stick with the acid in the wound for a minute or so! Fucking OW! Both sides!! Ow ow :(
But hey, the next time i went they did it properly. Injection in both nerves. Still hurt tho.
[QUOTE=Greaterbeing]OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOUR SO FUNNY :lol: HAHAHA. GREAT ONE MAN.[/QUOTE]
What a fucking antagonist, and he didn't even give me a funny!
Never had something like you guys are describing. Damn I need to get outside more.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006]I tried jumping over a few wooden pallets on my BMX for £10 and a Mars Bar, I didn't make it and fell breaking my glasses, 3 fingers, and my left hand was dislocated along with my right shoulder.[/QUOTE]
Did you get the ten bucks atleast?
I burnt all my skin on a tobogan ride in spain
mine happened today as a matter of fact. i was walking along behind some guy and then my foot just banged into his. it really hurt my big toe and he didn't even feel anything. anyway i get home and check it and when i take the sock off the whole nail comes with it. it was disgustion
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