I zipped my penis in the zipper and it was stuck :(
Falling of a pole resulting in dislocating my jaw and bursting my ear drum because my jaw bone shot out of my face and tore up the side and ruptured my skull and entering my ear resulting in a burst ear drum
All better now though =]
This didn't hurt but is funny, I tried to do the worm dance whilst drunk. Shattered wrist. I didn't care until the morning.
Falling head first on trampoline.
Lets see... so many... i'll pick 2
1. i was riding a skateboard when i slipped, and all the skin/muscle/tendons in my chin got ripped off
2. i was on a teter totter, ten people on each side, when all of a sudden everyone gets off... i'm ten feet in the air on a small wooden board, and then i fall and screw up my back on the backboard of it. That was 3 years ago and it still hurts.
(3.) oh ya and Charlie bit my finger
I had to shit once :(
not my best time ever
pulling my zipper up too quickly. Enough said.
I know it may seem strange, but I had a extreme "holy crap this hurts like hell" moment at the dentist. They where putting crap into my gums to numb it up. I think they missed and hit a nerve, it stung so DAMN MUCH that my eyes started watering.
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Didn't actually happen, but it was fun to draw.
Slammed my head on a corner of the wall and had to get stitches on Christmas Eve...
Well, let's see.
Appendicitis. The hospital here is clogged with old people getting their meds, so I had to curl in a corner of the waiting room because I couldn't stand. Then they waited until it was about to rupture, sedated me because I went into a panic attack, and rushed me into surgery. They used dissolvable stitches. TURNS OUT I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM. A few days later, a surgical wound in Uncle Wang's backyard starts oozing puss and blood. I suffer for days, then go back to the surgeon. He pulls the stitches out, while I'm awake, without anesthesia. Then he cleans it and injects antibiotics in. I then have to spend weeks cleaning the open wound and stuffing it with gauze every morning. Finally done.
2 years ago breaking my hand punching a kid in the face.
Then again, the SAME BONE on a trampoline, 2 weeks later.
When I got a huge gash on my forehead from jumping into a low-hanging wall.
The painful part was being strapped to a plastic board for 7 hours in the hospital and not being allowed to sit up or even piss
[QUOTE=Shadowmanpph]I once had gas so bad I thought it was appendicitis.
No joke.[/QUOTE]
probably when I got appendicitis.
Viewing the article on "appendicitis" on wikipedia.
It's when your useless organ called the appendix gets infected or bloated from a shitload of fatty foods in a condensed period of time. Your right lower side starts to hurt like fucking shit. I got it on NEW YEAR'S. It was horrible. I cried myself to sleep before the New York Ball dropped.
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Think of the worst stomach ache ever.
Then think of getting stabbed.
Whenever you walk.
Yeah appendicits here too. Laying for something like 60+ hours not knowing what was going on around me, not asleep nor awake. Just trying to stay as still as possible. The pains were so fucking sharp. I don't even remember going to hospital. I just remember being there and getting a shot of morphine in a small room.
Fracturing my eye socket and breaking my arm at the same time was pretty sore too.
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I was placed in one of jigsaw's traps :( i lived but I had to go through a lot to get out :\
6th Grade, new construction at my school, and there were wooden planks with nails everywhere.
i was one of the lucky ones who impaled my foot like Jesus all the way through, i had to get plastic surgery to cover the holes up, but there's still a big empty cylinder in my foot (i think)
Wasn't so bad after all, got $5000 compensation from the school, who then fired the builders and hired new ones.
After i grabbed one of my "Friends" boobs she kicked me in the groin. Pain. Pure pain. Pure pain in my body.
Ouch..
Had a rope swing break and crack me in the head. Bloody. (8ish)
Broke my collerbone (13) -- Correction, had it broken for me. Lost a fight with a wall. Goddamn that hurts like a bitch to shower/sleep.
Kicked in the nuts. :(
I learned to move fast, so mostly things just glance off me.
Also running along (fast) and having someone grab your hair? Hurts.
Like.
A.
Bitch.
Having my toes operated on while having a series of horrible ingrown toenails:(. I hope to HELL i'm not getting another one. Looks like one's starting. At least when I accidentaly got my head smashed open I didn't feel anything. I was drifting in and out of contiousness (spelling) :downs:
I'll wait for this thread to eventually fall to like page 3 then hijack it with my real most painful experience. :v:
[QUOTE=fear me]Having my toes operated on while having a series of horrible ingrown toenails:(. I hope to HELL i'm not getting another one. Looks like one's starting. At least when I accidentaly got my head smashed open I didn't feel anything. I was drifting in and out of contiousness (spelling) :downs:[/QUOTE]
I've had that done before. Sucks, though the worst part of the actual operation is the shots to numb it.
[QUOTE=Linelor]I'll wait for this thread to eventually fall to like page 3 then hijack it with my real most painful experience. :v:
I've had that done before. Sucks, though the worst part of the actual operation is the shots to numb it.[/QUOTE]
Damn, I've had that done WITHOUT the shots. All the guy said was, "You can scream. I don't mind it". That guy was one fucked up shit. :eek:
I stepped on a curved nail.
Stepped is putting it likely, it was more like I stomped my foot so hard onto a nail that it went in and bent inside my foot.
Broke my arm trying to pull a girl by doing a wall run across a bench at her request. I got her number on my cast. If only I didn't throw it out.
It was more than just physical pain though, my pride was damaged too.
a really fat red headed kid fell on me
Went down a fucking big staircase on my bike doing flips all the way down :/
[QUOTE=fear me]Damn, I've had that done WITHOUT the shots. All the guy said was, "You can scream. I don't mind it". That guy was one fucked up shit. :eek:[/QUOTE]
Mine were permanent removals though. He cut out the cuticle with a scaple and then put acid into that space to kill the root. Don't think that could be done without the shots but I was awake the whole time so I had to feel it. :(
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