[QUOTE=Trumath]Went down a fucking big staircase on my bike doing flips all the way down :/[/QUOTE]
Do a barrel roll!
Another painful experience was more emotional than it was phyiscal, I'd rather not explain the details, but first love syndrome is a bastard.
[QUOTE=Danny Fox]Do a barrel roll![/QUOTE]
Yeah I pretty much did.
[QUOTE=Danny Fox]Do a barrel roll![/QUOTE]
Holy crap, I thought for sure something like that would be a banword. :v:
Fits though I guess.
and the fat kid broke my spine and took his gum back which I stoled
Hmm, there are a number to choose from, I suppose I'll list all of them.
1. I was smashed in the teeth by a baseball, Thrown by a pitching machine. (Ouch)
2. Jumped off a swing and landed on my tailbone in 3rd grade. (Couldn't even fucking walk!)
3. Burned my pinky finger on an old fashioned charcoal grill. It was like a 2nd degree burn and hurt like hell, I was really little and riding one of those little toys, I was riding towards the grill and being the stupid little shit I was back then was like OSHIT and put out my hands rather than stopping with my feet. :downs:
Yeah, I live a boring life.
oh I was also electrocuted by a fucking bare lamp cord
Most severe lasting scar I have is from an injury I didn't feel
Severe burns across my shoulders caused by scolding hot water. I would get pics but I has no camera. I was 2 years old. And someone took the piss the other day, If he was on this forum, He'd be posting about it right now. Muhahaha
the piss is THE PICS :eng101:
[QUOTE=gordonguy87]oh I was also electrocuted by a fucking bare lamp cord[/QUOTE]
When I was a kid I got electrocuted by a short on a welder. Burnt the hell out of my hands, especially my right one. A few days later my right hand's skin was like mush. I have great respect for the power of electricity now though. Mainly because of that and also one of my childhood friends was killed while working on a power line. It literally blew his arm off and half his torso with it.
Respect it. :science:
I know it was awful right?they had to pick of the dead skin every day
[QUOTE=gordonguy87]the piss is THE PICS :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Must be the second time you have misunderstood me
Someone made fun of my scarring, I can tell you the exact quote if I must
I punched the cunt's lights out.
[QUOTE=Danny Fox]Must be the second time you have misunderstood me
Someone made fun of my scarring, I can tell you the exact quote if I must
I punched the cunt's lights out.[/QUOTE]
People suck :/
man I really wanna take the piss at that fatty then or wahtever
So very true, anyway, I'm tired. Going to sleep. Night.
night
[QUOTE=Linelor]When I was a kid I got electrocuted by a short on a welder. Burnt the hell out of my hands, especially my right one. A few days later my right hand's skin was like mush. I have great respect for the power of electricity now though. Mainly because of that and also one of my childhood friends was killed while working on a power line. It literally blew his arm off and half his torso with it.
Respect it. :science:[/QUOTE]
Speaking of welders, well soldering guns rather, when I was 6 I watched the plumber soldering pipes in our basement... some of the solder dripped on me... :geno:
[QUOTE=RuddLink]After i grabbed one of my "Friends" boobs she kicked me in the groin. Pain. Pure pain. Pure pain in my body.
Ouch..[/QUOTE]
I balanced a coca cola can on my friend's boob today. We told her to go get a bra that pushes her boobs together really well, then stick a coca cola bottle in between her boobs and drink out of it with a straw.
A bunch of kids at a summer camp I went to when I was 14 ganged up on me, and beat me unconscious with thick tree branches, broom and mop handles, and kicked me when they got me down. I ended up with a concussion, 3 broken fingers, a bunch of cuts, and they broke my coccyx (ass bone). The broken coccyx meant I couldn't move, sit, lie down, anything, without horrible, horrible pain. Pain that, really almost kept me from sitting for a long time because it was so bad. This pain lasted about...8 months.
So yeah. Now I can't really sit correctly for the rest of my life without a little pain.
:(
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan]A bunch of kids at a summer camp I went to when I was 14 ganged up on me, and beat me unconscious with thick tree branches, broom and mop handles, and kicked me when they got me down. I ended up with a concussion, 3 broken fingers, a bunch of cuts, and they broke my coccyx (ass bone). The broken coccyx meant I couldn't move, sit, lie down, anything, without horrible, horrible pain. Pain that, really almost kept me from sitting for a long time because it was so bad. This pain lasted about...8 months.
So yeah. Now I can't really sit right for the rest of my life.
:([/QUOTE]
Dude...and I thought my camp experience was bad because of mosquitoes...
holy shit dude
I accidentally stabbed myself with a Swiss army knife when trying to open a toy guns package around Christmas time.
I was getting greedy and not buying anything for others with my money. That week i learned that karma is a mother fucker waiting to do some fucked up shit if you're not nice.
When I was eight, I jumped on a bouncy ball for fun. Fell on my head.
[QUOTE=Schizoid]Testicular torsion. :([/QUOTE]
Thread over
When my friend hit me in the head with a golf club.
Or appendicitis (which they still haven't taken out for some reason)
I'm a gymnast
And we were training on the trampoline, i messed up
Complety shattered my leg, dislocated my shoulder
AND FUCKING COMPOUNDED MY OTHER LEG
Fuck, i love looking at my bone coming out my skin.
Worst thing was i was on my stomach, so the paramedics had to flip me to my back
They twisted my leg in the process :(
-snip-
Damn...
Maybe we need a thread for just military injuries, I'd bet we'd get some good stories out of that.
On another note, my friend at summer camp a few years back got sunburned so bad he had a blister larger than a half-dollar at the base, along with several smaller ones around his shoulder.
We popped the half-dollar one and the rest just kinda migrated there and released their puss.
[QUOTE=Linelor]Except for scars on my leg and what not, you really can't tell it happened. I recovered very well, and don't limp or anything.
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And the lack of vision in one eye.
Crazy man. I love how there's this long string of boring unintresting posts, and then a massive epic one.
[QUOTE=Lord Ned]Crazy man. I love how there's this long string of boring unintresting posts, and then a massive epic one.[/QUOTE]
Consider though that all the uninteresting ones were not combat related.
Not that I'm trying to downplay battle experience but: war>everyday when it comes to experiences and stories.
well when i was on the 6 grade some asshole threw a stone brick on my feet, and it smashed all the bones and muscles. and it hurted for like a week really bad
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