Headache.
2 days after christmas, 2 years ago.
I was playing godfather (The game) and I had been playing for 5 hours straight, and all of the sudden my eyes started watering, and then I realized my head was hurting like hell!
I went into the bathroom, got some painkillers, and went to bed, I slept for 30 minutes, and woke up sweatting like a pig in Nevada...
I haven't cried like that since I stabbed myself in the leg. (With a sword mind you, not some pussy knife(worst part is: Nazi sword, it belonged to my grandfather(He was not a nazi ))).
To this day, I haven't played godfather, I've developed a fear for it.
The sword has left a scar which looks like a tear, it's an awesome scar.
[QUOTE=Punchedface2]Rode a bike 1 mile from home. Fell over and blood gushed out of my right knee. As I slowly and painfully walk home, the chain broke.[/QUOTE]Same apart from I hit my head
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In school I...
Got burnt with a soldering iron (got a scar on my hand)
Got burnt by a bunsen burner on blue flame becasue my friend forgot to turn it off
Got burnt in the cafeteria on the hot surfaces
Got squashed by a fat kid on the bus.
Not as bad as most of yours but... I was 8 and just got a new scooter, so i leave my house without telling anyone go onto the steep hill behind my house and walk to the top with my scooter... now bear in mind i was going about 80kmh during this, and i hit a rock, fly through the air about 20 meters then i fall on my arm, slide 10 meters, fall on my face and roll over my head, then a dog comes by and licks my open wound
Stepped on a piece of glass when I was little. My socks were all red with blood and I got to go to the hospital.
A year or two ago I stepped on a piece of pencil lead and got it stuck in my foot. Getting it out was fun...
EDIT: Also tried to be brave and have a cavity drilled without Novocaine. It hurt a lot. I've never broken a bone before though.
A classmate throws a snowball in my balls. After that I fell to ground. Very very very painful.
I stuck a thin guitar string through my ring finger on accident while i was cutting the extra string off...It poked through the other side.
I was under a trampoline to get my ball, my sister was jumping on it, jumped square on my head, smashed my head into the ground, and gave me buck teeth. I was 5.
Then i got braces, dayum they hurt.
I've had a lot of stitches on my head, from accidents involving a swing, dogs, and multiple bicycle accidents. That stuff didn't hurt the MOST, but it gave me plenty of distinguishing scars.
The worst pain I've had was when I broke my ankle. I had climbed a balcony to check if the balcony door was unlocked to my friend's apartment. (she had locked herself out) I got up there no problem, as I'd done it several times before just for fun, but the door was locked. I started climbing down, which I hadn't done before, and it had recently rained so things were a bit slick. I slipped and land with the top-side of my foot down in the mud, and my ankle smacked hard on the edge of the pavement just under the balcony.
It was a really lovely sound.
"ohshi-Jeremiah! You all right??"
"Err-yeah." (as I hadn't realized I was hurt yet, and I hobbled up to put weight on the ankle I had smashed.) "Nope, nevermind. I'm broken." The landing had given me a severe sprain as well as the broken ankle.
Hospital trip, lovely x-ray bills and a few weeks off of work PAID.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen]No, they both died.[/QUOTE]
Dude... I feel sorry for you. Hope you're feeling better :)
Mine was criticizing George Bush. Got punched in the face by someone in my town who likes him a bit too much...
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[QUOTE=The_Naysayer]I've had a lot of stitches on my head, from accidents involving a swing, dogs, and multiple bicycle accidents. That stuff didn't hurt the MOST, but it gave me plenty of distinguishing scars.
The worst pain I've had was when I broke my ankle. I had climbed a balcony to check if the balcony door was unlocked to my friend's apartment. (she had locked herself out) I got up there no problem, as I'd done it several times before just for fun, but the door was locked. I started climbing down, which I hadn't done before, and it had recently rained so things were a bit slick. I slipped and land with the top-side of my foot down in the mud, and my ankle smacked hard on the edge of the pavement just under the balcony.
It was a really lovely sound.
"ohshi-Jeremiah! You all right??"
"Err-yeah." (as I hadn't realized I was hurt yet, and I hobbled up to put weight on the ankle I had smashed.) "Nope, nevermind. I'm broken." The landing had given me a severe sprain as well as the broken ankle.
Hospital trip, lovely x-ray bills and a few weeks off of work PAID.[/QUOTE]
Sounds fun!
I couldn't take a piss for two days.
Holy mother of god. Worst time of my life.
Can't think too far back so I'll go back to Christmas eve. :ahaw:
I was in the bath, getting ready to go out, and the bath water was all pink and shimmery from this bath stuff that makes your skin all pretty :keke: so I couldn't see anything under the surface really, and my brother's razor fell in the bath. Now it's not just a normal razor, it's one of those proper hefty ones that you have to unscrew, and put a blade in yourself, they're fucking lethal.
Anyway, as I was getting out the bath, I leant my leg, just by my shin, on this god forsaken razor and it sliced a huge chunk of skin out of it.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it bled so much. :geno:
It's a good job I have a strong stomach, I think I handled it pretty well lol, got out and just put a wet flannel on it started to panic internally and silently instead of screaming and creating drama throughout the house lol.
So yeah that was Christmas eve, it's still fucking killing, gonna leave a bitch of a scar. :(
The only notably painful experience I've had was years ago back when I was about 9 or 10 years old.
I had stayed over at a friends house the day before school and because it was very far from my school walking was not an option. None of the people present at the time had a car so I couldn't get driven there and because I don't know how to ride a bike I couldn't borrow my friend's one to get there. So my friend's dad says he can give me a ride on the front bar of his bike. Naturally, I'm a little aprehensive because that's not easy to sit on and is a touch dangerous. Still, I had no choice if I didn't want to be late (and I have this weird thing where I absolutely HATE arriving late to things) so I agreed. So I get on and he starts riding and asks if I'm in a comfortable position. Now me being the overpolite fool that I am, I say it's no trouble even though holding the position is very difficult for my weak little legs. As we're approaching a junction my legs just give up and my foot drops back and hits the front wheel. The bike instantly stops and sends me flying forwards through the air and into the middle of a junction. I landed awkwardly/painfully on my left side which was pretty bad in itself but then the guy giving me a ride (who is a large bulky fat guy) lands on me at high speed which hurt incredibly. Then, to top it all off the bicycle hit me in the face and I almost get run over by 2 cars driving across the junction. Surprisingly, I didn't break anything just sprained almost everything on my left side, got a large bruise on my face and had a nasty backache from where he landed on me for a week or two. Needless to say I now hate/fear bikes and never plan on learning to ride one.
I was almost 5 and was staying at a hotel, the door to the pool had a small set of stairs if you wanted to leave and get back to your room.
Well I was cold and ran up the stairs a little too fast and missed one. I landed flat on my face on the edge of the last stair and almost split my lip in half.
The hotel room was covered in blood when we left, wonder what the maids thought.
So yeah, that sucked.
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Oh yeah, after staying up all night a few weeks ago I had some fucking terrible cramps.
Like, take getting punched in the stomach after eating Taco Bell and times that by 8. That sucked to.
Had my mom throw a coffee mug at me and my brother when I was 8, it shattered and shot a piece right into my foot. Had to get my sister dig it out with a pair of tweezers for about half an hour.
Nothing like an hour of non-stop pain to make your childhood peachy. :v:
I was like 10 and was down by the sea wearing only swim trunks and went out on some cliffs.
I slipped but managed to cling to the side of the cliff. Then I slowly slid along the cliff surface.
Ever heard of barnacles. Well, the cliff was plastered with them. Slicing me up while I went down the cliff.
Then I slid into the water...the sweet lukewarm SALTY sea.
I almost passed out, then pain was fantastic. Still have scars on my chest and legs.
That must have killed
I used to do gymnastics and i was on a vault and basically i was doing something really compliacted and i landed very badly. I felt this pain shoot up my legs from my ankles, but then it kinda subsided and my feet just felt a little numb.
So, i carried on regardless and started a floor routine and when i did my first tumble i came down on my feet and they just kinda gave way and i was in complete agony. It turned out i'd pretty much shattterd both my ankles. That was the end of my gymnastics career.
More recently... i was very very drunk at a party and decided to climb out a window (thankfully ground floor), but i was about half way out and then decided that it wasn't such a good idea, so i tired to go back in, but fell out anyway. I still have the bruises now.
Stiff armed my friend and snapped my ring finger in half.
Like literally, a 90 degree angle. And I felt it for 2 weeks
Sometimes I slip a disk in my neck when turning around quickly, it feels like getting stabbed with a twisted, glowing hot knife.
I was fapping once and I had really long nails.
I kinda slipped off my dick and as I was so close to finishing I Slammed my hand back down and continued.
Then I have a huge pain in my head and I look down and it's shooting blood.
My fucking nail slashed a gash into the head of my penis.
I still have the bloody boxers in my draw to remind myself of that day.
Sex without a condom.
:sigh:
[QUOTE=Snow Angel]I used to do gymnastics and i was on a vault and basically i was doing something really compliacted and i landed very badly. I felt this pain shoot up my legs from my ankles, but then it kinda subsided and my feet just felt a little numb.
So, i carried on regardless and started a floor routine and when i did my first tumble i came down on my feet and they just kinda gave way and i was in complete agony. It turned out i'd pretty much shattterd both my ankles. That was the end of my gymnastics career.
More recently... i was very very drunk at a party and decided to climb out a window (thankfully ground floor), but i was about half way out and then decided that it wasn't such a good idea, so i tired to go back in, but fell out anyway. I still have the bruises now.[/QUOTE]
OUCH KATY!
Also nice to see you around :) Haven't seen you for a while.
Exams now :S
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Getting kicked in the balls is nothing now. It's like I have balls of steel.
[QUOTE=DieHardDeus][img]http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/1724/fuckingrd9.png[/img]
Getting kicked in the balls is nothing now. It's like I have balls of steel.[/QUOTE]
what did that mean?
I got hit in the dickhead with a bottle.
It burned.
I wanted to get home quick so I cycled like stupidly fast and slowed down for the hill.
I pulled the back brake but I did it too late the hill was approaching too fast so I was like:
"Shit shit shit shit shit."
It wasn't very effective
Kris used Double Brakes!
It's super effective!
Kris flew up high!
Kris is confused!
Hurt himself in confusion!
Kris fainted!
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Woke up looking like 2 face it was horrible. Some chavs helped me get home, my bikes wheel was almost at a right angle and I still have the scar on my knee where it hit the curb forcing me to land on my face on the concrete car park.
I got bitten by a bulldogant.
I had like 5 hour of pain before i got to the hospital.
The doctor gave me some sort of sleeping gas beacuse of the pain.
And i fell on my bike, just like the sick picture on page 1.
But i was talking on the cellphone then.
Having the top of my middle finger on my right hand cut off.
The worst pain i've ever experienced was 2 years ago while being an idiot and ironing half of my left forearm with an iron that had been left on all day.
I still have the iron marks :(
I was at the beach, I jumped off a dock into the water, my friend jumped after me and his heel slammed into my collarbone after he landed, almost snapping it in half.
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