I did a front flip on my trampoline and almost broke my neck.
I managed to get my foot dislocated, and reloacated in at the same time. I mean... just as it got dislocated it got relocated. So, double pain.
I don't know if relocated is the the word, but you get the idea.
I dunno... I woke up one night and thought I had appendicitis or something because I was in excruciating pain.
... instead I just blasted copious amounts of shit and vomit out of my body for about 22 hours or so. The pain went away after the first lot came out of me but fuck was it painful before that.
Lets see.. I was about three.. aaand..
I reached for a stapler, as I had never used one before, put my pinky in it, and slammed it down.
D:
[QUOTE=DarkShadows]When I was around 3 or 4, I was in my bedroom playing and I knelt down to play with my little toys...then I felt something on my knee so a recoiled back really fast, rippind my skin up..I found I put my skin on the head of a floor nail that was sticking up...
I ran to tell my dad and all he said was stop crying. :([/QUOTE]
Probably because he couldn't hear a word of what you were saying through the crying.
[QUOTE=Tropical]Lets see.. I was about three.. aaand..
I reached for a stapler, as I had never used one before, put my pinky in it, and slammed it down.
D:[/QUOTE]
Huh, I've got a staple through my finger before, and to be honest, it really didn't hurt that much. There was a quick, sharp pain, and then it died to a dull, continuous one until I tore it out.
broke my leg...freakin painfull ....doctor said something like: Well, it is very very bad. I can't imagine how painfull it was..
A rock fell on my head
Curse you bro :arghfist:
Having some wire checking my acid temperature down my stomach for a whole 24 hours.
:sigh:
Now.
I've pulled a muscle in my side and it bloody hurts.
Being hit by a car...
This morning I just moved my leg from the spot it was in, sitting down, and I got a ridiculous shooting pain in it that felt like a cramp or a charlie horse, but not in my calf. I got up and laid on my bed, and then almost passed out because of the pain. I couldn't see anything, only flashing lights, and I felt nauseous. The other stuff went away but now my leg still hurts so im stretching it out.
It felt like I got stabbed. I still dunno why it did that
I was running down a hall way to grab something tripped on my shoe and left foot flew under a door stop snapping my foot in two then it came out and I flew into the door breaking 3 toes in left foot, and in total I broke 8 bones in my left foot. . .
Another time I was on a trapeze or whatever you call it over a pool and I went on it and lost grip like 20 feet above the water and hit the water super hard I was sore for quite a long time.
Got hit by a car when i was on a bicycle when i was eight or so, can't remember exactly what age, broke both my legs.
torn muscles in my upper left arm, slightest movement'd send me into a world of hurt
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Getting kicked in the balls is nothing now. It's like I have balls of steel.[/QUOTE]
A bottle in your dick...? :wtc:
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[QUOTE=3com111;13081118]I was fapping once and I had really long nails.
I kinda slipped off my dick and as I was so close to finishing I Slammed my hand back down and continued.
Then I have a huge pain in my head and I look down and it's shooting blood.
My fucking nail slashed a gash into the head of my penis.
I still have the bloody boxers in my draw to remind myself of that day.[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
I got two equally matched pains. First one, It was last year i was jumping on my friends trampoline. And the idea goes around "hey lets tie off our ankles with a rope and get pulled mid jump and flip." Everyone does it fine...it is my turn. My friend takes the rope and i hear him say " i am going to pull this mother fucker right of the trampoline" well we was half way right. He pulls me at my highest jump, I fly backwards and smack my lower back off of the metal siding of the trampoline. It was enough force to make a large cracking noise. I actually had problems walking.
Second story.
In my freshman year of high school i was bit by a spider on my knee. No problem right? that's what i thought. Turns out the spider put a small amount of venom or some shit in my leg cause the little bite began to swell and open up about the size of a dime. Did not hurt until i went to the doctor and he started to shove swabs half way into the damn thing to get "samples" That followed by me going home and pulling out puss and black shit for about 2 weeks. Thank you spider...you dick.
Going downhill on a scooter, I tried braking by pressing the back wheel. I end up drifting, flipping over and fucking up my knee badly
this was couple years ago..i dont remember when but i was riding my bike home from the library and there was a broken beer bottle on the ground. i didnt see it,punctured my tire,went fuking face first into the glass, sliced my hand open, glass in my foot. you get the picture >:(
Broke my arm on the ice. that have happened 2 times in a row now. first time i broke my right arm, and then a year later i try to go ice skating again and Boom i fell and broke my left arm >:(
Dropping a mug and having a shard of glass go a few cm into my foot and having to have my mother dig it out with tweezers when I was 7.
Well, I was in germany after snowfall and it was freezing, so the snow had an icy like layer ontop of the soft fresh snow.
I decided it was a good day to rent a sleigh because there were huge hill outside of the hotel...
After going with a massive speed from the first hill the sleigh breaks through the ice layer and vaulted over like a catapult, and I got launched off. I flew for something like 4 meters then landed on my face, and continued with that massive speed over rough ice with my face. Eventually after 7 meters or so on my face I fell over and slid further on my belly, resulting into hitting a fence.
In the end my whole face was bleeding and I had to wear bandages over them. Then some stupid 6 year old starts making fun of me going like "UGGH A MUMMY U CAN"T GO INTO THE GAMEZROOM LOL PWND " :saddowns:
Going home after a movie, driving down a hill at 25mph with my bike, my right foot in the pedal, then hitting the floor, breaking it completely, dangling like a motherfucker
Called my mom :D
Was playing airsoft, a zombie game in very dark forest. I was a zombie, surprised survivors, got blinded by flashlight and ran full speed into some log, I fell down and hit my knee on a big rock. Wasn't that super bad at first, but we were sleeping in the forest too in tents and I couldn't really sleep because everytime I fell asleep I moved my knee and pain woke me up. At morning I couln't walk so my friends carried me to car. When at home, had to go to hospital to have xray, but lucky my knee didn't broke. Tho it hurt really much and was like huge ball and I couldn't walk for two weeks and not run atleast in a month.
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Second: [b]Ass Fuck with my girlfriend.[/b][/QUOTE]
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