I beat a dead meme so hard once, they had to kill me
[QUOTE=Lucasz;51555860]I get adventurous, last time, about a month or two ago me and my mates ended up climbing in a windmill at 4 in the morning. I don't think we stayed in it for long but it was good fun.[/QUOTE]
Gone skydiving?
Randomly bought and carried a huge wall mirror through the city with a friend during new years eve, while trying to explain to equally drunk Polish tourists how it's a new hip thing that you can take bathroom selfies on the go.
Also fell asleep on top of a ferry terminal after having cycled 10 km after a drinking session at 3am with the same friend. Sunrise was nice tho.
One of my worst (best??) nights of drinking ended with me puking over myself, being hosed down with all my clothes on, then passing out on a dog bed. When all my friends left, I told my friend's girlfriend that I loved her.
Never mix Taaka with knockoff blue powerade.
I remember one time we got so wasted a taxi cab driver drove us to a hotel instead of my house. We then proceeded to go inside the hotel and found ourselves inside the maintenance room and changed it from some mexican music to classical.
We proceeded to get kicked out of the hotel, then decided to walk the 3 miles back home. Which the easiest way was to use the ditch in the middle of IL53. My drunker friend decided to walk on the sholder and a cop car was driving past and then pulled himover and decided to track me down. Ended up getting a ride back home with a stop at the liqour store from the cop.
[QUOTE=Guriosity;51558994]Gone skydiving?[/QUOTE]
Hahah, nah not the huge ass windmills, here in the netherlands we have those historical ones. Now that i think about it, fuck, we could've damaged historical property.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;51553737]Sometimes I get a little racist and tell racist or sexist jokes depending on who I'm drunk with. Either way once I'm shitfaced I'm usually a happy drunk and I talk like 50x more than I normally do. :v:[/QUOTE]
I am almost the exact opposite, most of the time I am a sad or stonefaced drunk, I do have happy drunks too. I talk very little most of the time, but sometimes I go full blabbermouth Rick from Rick and Morty style or start blasting russian folk music and drunkenly cossack dancing, usually ending in accidents.
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[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;51555643]Used to have the bizarre tendency to sing the Soviet national anthem when really drunk. Can't remember when I ever learned the words to it, and it baffled a Russian friend of mine to no end that I knew them when he didn't.[/QUOTE]
I used to yell [B]PARTIYYYAAAA LEEEEENINAAAAA[/B] very loudly into the ear of one of my friends when I got drunk.
I go from chill to total frat boy after 3 beers and I don't know why but I wouldn't change a thing
my friend has this mate who literally tells everyone he meets to fuck off and he still ends up befriending everyone on nights out
post fuck-offing
Not me but a classic story of one of my friends: guy finally decides to head home, gets on his nightly city bus and falls asleep.
He wakes up a little later noticing two things:
1.they are on the highway
2.all the passengers are kinda odd looking
He asks the driver which line is this and he simply says "the one transporting migrants to Wien"
He managed to get off not too far from the capital and we still get a kick out this story everytime.
My first try with gambling ended up with me winning 421$, before playing we made up a rule of drinking a shot of what essentially was liquid habanero every time we hit 35$ profit.
Thinking we'd only have to drink one serving of that stuff. It ended up being a different story, didn't want to jinx our luck.
The next day my asshole ended up feeling like every poo was entrenched in flaming barbwire paired with a hangover and foggy memories of "Viva Las Vegas" playing on repeat.
Felt like a proper Scandinavian Mexican, waking up to a heavier wallet wasn't bad either.
Drunk birthday sex at 5 am outside on a yard
I sing and tell people I love them.
I guess I'm a happy drunk.
One time i shitted into my toilet and puked into my sink at the same time. I then woke up to a shitty toilet bowl and flooded bathroom/University room with toilet paper in the plug hole and the tap running at full pelt.
I unleash my primal instincts whenever people try to take photos of me.
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It's kinda horrifying, honestly. I don't remember these pictures being taken...
I talk thing when get drunk
I have been only been drunk once, but I seem to get philosophical and somehow more social, welp.
[QUOTE=eirexe;51582886]I have been only been drunk once, but I seem to get philosophical and somehow more social, welp.[/QUOTE]
Both of those are pretty normal I think.
I once blacked out drinking with a friend, woke up in my bed half-naked, and watched some recording that I apparently took on my phone.
My friend had put on some random youtube videos and we were singing (read: screaming) the lyrics, and were both missing random pieces of clothing. I also apparently threw up into a cereal box.
Climb things, crawl under things, crawl into things, I just like exploring the world like a toddler when wasted.
After one particularly colorful night I woke up and found a small plastic cup in my sink with the word "PISS" scribbled onto it, it smelled like it wasn't lying.
the other day i filled out an application to my local police department when i was shit faced drunk
the thing is i hate cops lmao and now im terrified they might actually call me up
The last time I got really fucked up off of cheap vodka and coke, like bad enough to be hung over almost an entire day, I had gotten into my car, (didn't start the damn thing, thankfully), rambled on to no one but
myself about my shitty previous life experiences, and then started screaming at the top of my lungs about something with the same level of intensity and inflection that the "HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!" guy did in that video.
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[QUOTE=T_T crai2;51584888]the other day i filled out an application to my local police department when i was shit faced drunk
the thing is i hate cops lmao and now im terrified they might actually call me up[/QUOTE]
they'll call you up and you'll join because you're too scared to say no, and thus begins the first season of a new anime show
trying to speak english when I'm drunk
wait
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;51585474]Where is the oblivion thread link? I am disappointed[/QUOTE]
aren't half of the images dead
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