Open the window as fast as possible and invite her inside.
Saw the pole in half.
:pwn:
Invite him in for some eggnog, then Kill it with fire.
Oj oj oj...
Go, *INSERT STARTER HERE*!
Close the curtains. If I can't see it, maybe it'll go away.
Run.
Watch the duck.
Call the cops and hide.
Listen to the music
(make sure to ctrl+F5)
Invite him in to have a long discussion about his PTSD when he lost his legs in Vietnam.
Fire. Fire everywhere.
Leave the room, slowly.
Explain who I am running from, then run.
go away
run
foot to face
Take a picture and upload it to the interwebz so I can get rich quick.
What the fuck do you want, James Rolf?
Edit: Although if you want to borrow my copy of 3DO Star Control 2 to play that consoles' best game, that's fine with me.
ask him to join my galactic alliance of sentient creatures