The above users avatar is staring in your window. How do you respond?

[HyperTails]

Jesus fucking no god please noNOOOOO

[Garik]

Suck my cock.

[WishesForFishes]

[b]STOP FUCKING CALLING TO ASK IF I WANT TO BE IN THE MARINES, I SAID NO YOU ASSHOLE![/b]

[Dawson]

"Awkward."

[chicken spears]

Hmmm fish anyone?

[Reactors]

Cage it and sell it on Ebay.

[spaceghost]

Grab my shotgun

[MasterFen007]

Invite it in for tea and blowjobs.

[Gasjockey]

"Hey, is that the new 3DS? Let me have a go, bro!"

[MasterFen007]

I think I'd put away my lantern and try and hide, but I'd just have to fuck with it and throw some shit around to make it come and go out of the room I'm in.

Also no it's just a normal DSi.

[ardosos]

Ask it for a blood sample if it's sapient, sell blood sample to scientists for hella bank.

[NOD Engineer]

Wonder what a duck is doing here.

[Gum]

Observe its odd behaviour, have a staring contest.

[editline]5th December 2011[/editline]

You dickwagon.

[666]

hmm

[asteroidrules]

Lay off the creepypasta.

[Coolkiddo]

Hold on I just need to glue my blinds shut.

[spaceghost]

invite him inside and have gay sex

[Jeep-Eep]

Stare back.

[Ghost86X]

Grab the nearest bible.

[MountainWatcher]

Hang out with the teletubbies and the my little ponies and shit, I guess.

[Jeep-Eep]

Find an aerosol can and the lighter in the basement.

[Vollybomb]

Why hello there!

[bbls]

put it in some water so it doesn't die

[Drsalvador]

Run because it's the end of the world because pigs are flying o god

[Jeep-Eep]

This looks like bad news no matter how I cut it.

[CPaper]

Immediately leave the room and hide.

[MountainWatcher]

Dodge shotgun blast, run out of room, haphazardly fashion an american flag out of kitchen paper and smashed fruits

[Drsalvador]

Throw brick

[BenduOlo]

try to sell it turnips

[Kart22racer]

Invite inside to have a dirt 3 race, loser gets tossed into the snow