The above users avatar is staring in your window. How do you respond?

[coolmzn222]

I would give a VERY confused look, trying to figure out what you are.

[Lexinator]

Id run off and fucking hide

[Drsalvador]

Throw shovel at head

[coolmzn222]

OH FUCK GET THE SHOTGUN

[Detective .H]

Have a staring contest with him.

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shit ninja'd

I'd run. Just run.

[coolmzn222]

shine flashlight

[Ghost86X]

Put out fire and then demand he take off his shades.

[cat ass]

high five!

[smallpants]

play a nostalgic video game with him, and later become friends

[Ghost86X]

Look up.

[sa2fan]

Hug it.

[Oblivious1]

911

[asteroidrules]

Faint

[Ghost86X]

"Dude, sweet costume!"

[coolmzn222]

Hug him and bring him inside!

[Ghost86X]

Question his authority to bring me inside his house.

[Te Great Skeeve]

Hug it

[bbls]

throw stuff at it while huddling in the corner of my room

[Ghost86X]

Catch it and make it my pet forever.

And why is everyone hugging me?

[ardosos]

Hug.

[UntouchedShadow]

Stare back.

[Ghost86X]

Move to Mexico.

[Gasjockey]

*tries to hug, but then my flappy jaw gets stuck on his horns*

[ardosos]

Wait for it to stop yawning, then slowly recoil in horror at the realization of what it is.

[Payphone]

Take the duck's nice hat, and walk away.

[Drsalvador]

Kill

[Skerious]

I would be kinda startled, then probably go like, "What the fuck"

[bbls]

My window and my shower wall have faces

[Gasjockey]

"It's PIGGEH!! Come 'ere brah. You pumped?"

[The Vman]

Ask if I can borrow his boots.