Would You Rather? - General

blind and super-sensitive, DareDevil. Would you rather take a walk on the wild side, or have some iced honey buns.

..Icy honey buns I guess? I don't really understand. Would you rather eat an old sandwich with extra mayo or sleep naked with Gabe, he hasn't showered for days and he ~loves~ to cuddle ( i didn't have time to think of a really good one, sorry. :( )

eat an old sandwich... would you rather drown or fall to your death

Fall. Bring on the quicker death. Be completely immune to all illnesses and injury, but have a micropenis, or have a 12 inch penis, but have minor osteoporosis and be twice as likely to contract herpes?

[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;45705143]Fall. Bring on the quicker death. Be completely immune to all illnesses and injury, but have a micropenis, or have a 12 inch penis, but have minor osteoporosis and be twice as likely to contract herpes?[/QUOTE] I'll choose the former and become transgender hah avoided that

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45705148]I'll choose the former and become transgender hah avoided that[/QUOTE] You also avoided reading the OP, apparently.

Allow me to re-rail: Would you rather lay down on the tracks and let a train run you over or (this feels so inappropriate typing this oh god) titty fuck this guy? [IMG]http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a3/41/c6/a341c6866ec0ffea0c43779618e49c97.jpg[/IMG]

Be ran over. I'd rather have my dignity and memories untainted. Assuming the US were to enter some huge, huge trouble and people started to evacuate, would you rather live in Canada or Australia? (assuming the travelling isn't in any way an issue) (btw, this thread would be more fun if you guys explained the reasoning behind your answers)

Australia, my reasoning being alphabetical order. Would you rather answer this question, or ignore it?

I'll ignore it. Would you rather be stranded in the middle of the desert or in the middle of the ocean?

Desert. At least I don't have to keep paddling to survive. Would you rather have to be nocturnal, but see in the dark or blind and have superhuman hearing.

[QUOTE=Eva-1337;45705557]Desert. At least I don't have to keep paddling to survive. Would you rather have to be nocturnal, but see in the dark or blind and have superhuman hearing.[/QUOTE] I've got no problems with the night, baby. Sign me up. Would you rather or

I would Would you rather be struck by lightning or catch on fire?

struck my lightning, much more painful but it's over quickly and gives you some rad scarring would you rather travel to the past or future, but you're unable to come back to the present?

sex with no kids, because I can just adopt kids then Tits or Ass

Tits. Tits don't poop. Sex with Megan Fox, but she keeps doing movies, or sex with Michael Bay, and he stops doing movies (and apologizes for the ones he's already made)?

Sex with Megan Fox because I don't hate Michael Bay actually, don't like his movies but he was spot on when he said "I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime." Bailey Jay or Sareno Valetino

[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45707986]Sex with Megan Fox because I don't hate Michael Bay actually, don't like his movies but he was spot on when he said "I make movies for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime." Bailey Jay or Sareno Valetino[/QUOTE] Who's Sareno Valetino? I couldn't even find her/him on google. So I guess Bailey Jay, but I probably would have picked her anyway. Would you rather play this game or try to suck your own dick?

[i]Succeed[/i] at sucking my own dick. Have your genitals eaten by a pit bull on bath salts, or cut them off yourself with blunted scissors?

Gonna have to go with the scissors, less chance of infection Hayley Williams or Ellen Page?

Might be interesting to speak with Hayley Williams Stuck in a furry convention, or a brony convention?

I would rather get stuck in a furry convention Would you rather roam as a soul in a void after you die, where you can spawn anything and do anything you please, or be able to travel the universe and discover all that lies outside of our solar system?

The void, shit sounds interesting there because only my imagination will limit me. Would you rather be able to fly or be able to run super fast?

Fly, shit's cash Would you rather fuck a goat and have nobody know, or not fuck a goat but be known by millions world wide as the guy who fucked a goat?

[QUOTE=Pvt Anderson;45710869]Who's Sareno Valetino? I couldn't even find her/him on google. So I guess Bailey Jay, but I probably would have picked her anyway. Would you rather play this game or try to suck your own dick?[/QUOTE] i can't spell, whoever the red headed chick with the small dick is fuck the goat, no one knows. win - win

Would you rather 1,000,000 grasshopper-sized T-Rex's, or 1 T-Rex-sized Grasshopper?

[QUOTE=Bradyns;45720645]Would you rather 1,000,000 grasshopper-sized T-Rex's, or 1 T-Rex-sized Grasshopper?[/QUOTE] T-Rex Sized grasshopper. the square-cube law will instantly immobilize it and thus render it combat ineffective in case it turns out to be evil, and a million tiny T-rexes would be a major pain in the ass anyway. Would you rather have a dragon, or be a dragon?

Have a dragon. Would you rather be poor, and live to 100.. or be rich, and live to 25?

poor live to 100, get rich in all my time that I get to live would you rather be an anus or eat 10 anuses

I'd rather eat 10, since you didn't specify whose anuses (anii?) and I chose to believe that they belong to 10 clones of Natalie Portman. Would you rather swap genders every 24 hours, or become a quadraplegic millionaire?