Would You Rather? - General

Obviously swap genders. I could get the best of both worlds and sell my body to people with strange fetishes. Pregnancy would be interesting though. Would you rather eat 50 ping pong balls or lick 50(amount) old men's balls?

[QUOTE=AcidGravy;45722823]Would you rather eat 50 ping pong balls or lick 50(amount) old men's balls?[/QUOTE] Question: is that the balls of 50 old men, or both testicles on 25 old men?

[QUOTE=MazerRackham;45723002]Question: is that the balls of 50 old men, or both testicles on 25 old men?[/QUOTE]yes before this thread dies due to no choices Would you rather have the opportunity to explore the stars in a spacecraft that can fly at exactly the speed of light, or have the opportunity to explore the new world in the 16th/17th century?

I'd rather take the new world one. I'd love to see where some of our big cities were located. To look out over the area where Boston would be located. Would you rather piss a marble or shit a softball?

Weed. No question. Would you rather be a massive lard arse with access to any and all food you could ever want, or be thin and fit forever but everything tastes like earwax?

The earwax one because I love food, but fuck I don't wanna be fat. Would you rather save JFK or Lincoln from assassination?

JFK. Would you rather a lifetime of silence, or a lifetime of noise?

Lifetime of noise. Because that's pretty much just life. Depressing, dry handjob from a sad clown, or prostate exam from a shockingly-gentle, well-trained gorilla?

Probably the amateur. Would you rather have the chance to empower yourself with any superpower/set of powers you wanted and have everyone in the world despise you for it, OR get into a fight to the death with someone who has the same set of powers you [I]would[/I] have chosen? Let's make this interesting and rule out glass bones or pacifism as superpowers.

I'd have superpowers and become a supervillian or just freeze time and do whatever the fuck I want Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every night for a year or join in once to make it stop

Join in as one of those guys in the background who's shouting shit you sometimes see in porn Would you rather have all facepunch mods permanently demodded, creating total anarchy, or have all posters modded, creating total anarchy?

The first one, it would be havoc either way Would you rather go to July 9, 1938 or June 14, 1968?

[QUOTE=camobunny101;45730576]The first one, it would be havoc either way Would you rather go to July 9, 1938 or June 14, 1968?[/QUOTE] july 9th, 1938. I'd tell hitler to not fuck with the USSR, and hirohito to not fuck with the USA. I'd also ask churchill if he really used an onoto pen or if onoto is full of shit. Would you rather fight demons, or undead? You get a sword, shield, and magic powers to fight either one with. For the undead there's a fuckton of them, but they're weak-ish and stupid.

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45730803]july 9th, 1938. I'd tell hitler to not fuck with the USSR, and hirohito to not fuck with the USA. I'd also ask churchill if he really used an onoto pen or if onoto is full of shit. Would you rather fight demons, or undead? You get a sword, shield, and magic powers to fight either one with. For the undead there's a fuckton of them, but they're weak-ish and stupid.[/QUOTE] Undead, the only trick would be coming up with a creative way to defend myself. Have Haunted Dreams for the rest of your life, or have a Ghost stalking you by day constantly.

Ghost stalking me by day, so long as the ghost doesn't try to kill me. Run a mile, jump a stile, or eat a country pancake?

Run a mile Would you rather be a pacifist that hates violence and always dies to violence yet always rises from the dead fully healed, or be someone who loves violence but #YOLO?

Pacifist. Statistically I'd live fairly long each 'rebirth' after dying of violence. Also the way you worded it pretty much makes me immortal. Would you rather be a Sith or a Jedi?

[QUOTE=Cabbage;45731390]Pacifist. Statistically I'd live fairly long each 'rebirth' after dying of violence. Also the way you worded it pretty much makes me immortal. Would you rather be a Sith or a Jedi?[/QUOTE] Sith, I feel that there are no ridiculous laws or codes for them. would you rather watch a good movie, but have to watch it every day to the point that you hate it, or a bad movie but to the point that you love it?

Depends which era of star wars. But lightning is cool as fuck, sith. Would you rather die peacefully, or die in a BLAZE OF GLORY [QUOTE=Hunter-Spy;45731412]Sith, I feel that there are no ridiculous laws or codes for them. would you rather watch a good movie, but have to watch it every day to the point that you hate it, or a bad movie but to the point that you love it?[/QUOTE] Suck shit through a tube I'd pick the bad movie to the point I love it, eventually I'll build up some kind of relationship or something with it, and tolerate it less. Or revel in it's awfulness. Would you rather die peacefully, or in a blaze of glory?

Peacefully, Thank You. Your a Rebel and you've been captured, by your enemy. There are 2 choices, to Die or to work as a enslaved gun for hire, killing your comrades. Pick One.

Die. Fuck killing my friends for people who'd just kill me when I was done. In the rebel vein, would you rather be a downtrodden citizen constantly oppressed by the government but know for certain that one day you will have the opportunity to participate in an uprising and kill everyone who wronged you, OR be an official in said government and live a happy and comfortable life, knowing that one day you and everyone you know will be killed in said uprising?

Downtrodden citizen. Better to be David than Goliath, and help make things right. Would you rather slay a dragon and gain his powers or be laid by a dragon and gain his eternal partnership?

Fuck a dragon. My dragon wife would fly me around and fuck shit up for me. Give Danny Devito a rimjob for 30 seconds, and get six million dollars, or arm wrestle Michelle Obama for a chance at ten million dollars, with the caveat that, if you lose, you have to give Danny Devito a rimjob for 30 minutes, and get no money? Edit: If you pick the rimjob, Devito has showered, and promises not to tell anybody. If you pick arm wrestling Michelle, and lose, Devito has not showered, and it's going on YouTube.