• ITT: Your Life Is a Video Game
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I'm iron man playing lazer tag with alien zombies in outer space and at one point in the game I escort a giant salmon peice through the grand canyon AND FIGHT THE FINAL BOSS. (Dead space)
HELL YES THIRD PARTY INVENTORY EDITOR PEYOTE BUTTONS X255 GRAMS OF WEED X1+e25 (what happens when you put one too many nines when you're cheating) Oh,and Panzerscrek X2 Panzerscrek Ammo X999999
JDER14 modpca charm 100 :smug:
Sandbox mode is broke.
Someone really ought to fire the developers. This game is shit.
I'm complaining about the shitty graphics in outdoor levels.
I fuck everything I see, everyone I meet, everything that moves and get away with it
God damn it i keep getting shot by aimbotters.
I heard the respawn time for this game is [i]reeeeeeally[/i] long, so try not to die.
-console -tgm -tcl
Still cant get that damn girl cheat, anyone found it yet?
I need to find wepon
Videogames ruined my life. Good thing I have 2 more.
[QUOTE=108payne;24124917]Still cant get that damn girl cheat, anyone found it yet?[/QUOTE] You have to pull penis out in front of girl, get hard, pull sack slightly away from body, rub dick till ejaculation, and then if you last over 20 minutes rubbing youll get the girl. proven cheat I promise.
Push A to post in thread about being in a game. Paradox. :byodood:
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Select Start
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;24125587]Push A to post in thread about being in a game. Paradox. :byodood:[/QUOTE] But if you are in the game you are part of the game and therefore cannot interact with said controller.
Sigh, I just lost the "Get Laid" mission, wheres the retry button damnit
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24125651]But if you are in the game you are part of the game and therefore cannot interact with said controller.[/QUOTE] The guy controlling me pushed A to make me post into this thread. And that guy is being controlled by another guy because the guy controlling me is in a game and I am a game in a game and my games are in a game that's in a game that's in a game (and so forth) Paradox. :byodood:
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;24125872]The guy controlling me pushed A to make me post into this thread. And that guy is being controlled by another guy because the guy controlling me is in a game and I am a game in a game and my games are in a game that's in a game that's in a game (and so forth) Paradox. :byodood:[/QUOTE] Uh no thats not a paradox at all thats just infinite regression.
What if the controller was inside the game...
Then the controller is in the game and its not a paradox.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;24125935]Uh no thats not a paradox at all thats just infinite regression.[/QUOTE] Paradoxial regression. :byodood:
I just fucked 50 women.
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B
I'm stuck in this weird puzzle shit!
........
Apparently I accidentally selected "Hardcore" mode when I spawned. There's no save points, no HUD, and people die supper easy.
Assigned my cardboard tube to my strife speccibus.
Impulse 101 Budha
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