ITT: Your Life Is a Video Game - General

[QUOTE=Magman77;24119495]Shit guys help, I can't defeat the curfew monster it keeps using it's home by 11:00PM attack!!![/QUOTE] Cast Slow. [editline]04:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=axemunger;24121211]Oh god! Oh god! Three days, only [B]THREE DAYS!!![/B] What the hell am I going to do!? [IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/BJK51/emotpanicgr1.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Cast Slowga

These physics suck.

Wait... if my life is a video game... do people watch me piss? D:

Im getting tired of this grinding shit it takes to level up. Seriously, it's like I'm ALWAYS doing something. And can a motherfucker get a respec around here? Goddamn.

Deadbeat pricks.

[QUOTE=108payne;24124917]Still cant get that damn girl cheat, anyone found it yet?[/QUOTE] create_enitity npc_female_prostitute01 Change the numbers for different skins. Oh and these pretty useful too. sv_enableonesnightstands npc_prostitute pay_complete z_spawn condom_(size) npc_remove npc_prostitute01

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;24129621]create_enitity npc_female_prostitute01 Change the numbers for different skins. Oh and these pretty useful too. sv_enableonesnightstands npc_prostitute pay_complete z_spawn condom_(size) npc_remove npc_prostitute01[/QUOTE] Woah, hey! The Prostitute entity might be cheaper, but they're much more likely to inflict debuffs than the Girlfriend!

But sv_enableonenightstands is ineffective on the Girlfriend. It will crash your game. And even then, she'll disappear if you enable cheats.

Why is there tomato sauce all over my eyes?

I would be gordon freeman, start the console, sv_cheats 1 bind fingerclick "npc_create npc_alyx" FAP!!!

Respawning in 9.

That's some nice fucking addons your fucking shits got. And my version is so fucking retarded, I get no console access, I lose all my fucking items and levels upon death, I get no savefiles, all the missions are fucking retarded and identical, there were no patches for years, ingame money are a bitch to get, AND the fucking developer just keeps releasing DLC, it's fucking impossible to assemble normal party until level 12, and fucking quests and missions give a tiny amount of XP, and if that wasn't bad, the retarded dev limited that shit to 1 XP per day, AND each level takes 365 XP, and that is SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Really, took me months to get to level 14, only to find out that I don't get shit until level 18, but at least not level 21 like in US servers. You can't do interesting shit because "Your morale is too big", and if you fail a single fucking mission, you fucked up the whole fucking campaign, and getting to retry is so fucking hard. AND even if you retry, the NPCs will still all talk shit. So yeah, shut up about how you aren't getting in-game drops, because the shit I play SUCKS.

Now where did i park my Lambo with lasercannons?

respawn

Could someone please stop my cousin from calling? I'm in England, there are no big American titties here.

Only got 1 day left on my gamecard. damn

I'm making saves nonstop

noclip, notarget, i'm an invisible bird now.

Hey guys, i just bought myself a 1-up mushrom, yay 5 lives left

i just bashed my head against a floating brick block as hard as i could, and now i'm on shrooms to take the pain away. 4 lives left.

[quote=t-bag-t;24148477]could someone please stop my cousin from calling? I'm in england, there are no big american titties here.[/quote] COUSIN let's go bowling!

The theme is Das Ubootlied. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kat9WQhibwE[/media] I don't know what more to say.

Cool, I have autosaves dating back to 2006! I can actually try to impress that girl in the Middle School chapter of the campaign - I need achievements D-:

I'm bleeding internally and externally and have blood all over my body. I'll just walk it off.

Cheat codes for the win. god mode Noclip invisibility and being able to spawn any gun I want.

I just got hit by a car, shot in the head, and had my hand cut off. I'll be better by the morning.

I just asked my cousin to go bowling. He didn't respond, that asshole.

I'm playing The Sims

Open console SV_CHEATS 1 God Impulse101 Oh and R_cleardecals, no need for graffiti

I hate the fact that they updated my physics engine into Euphoria, If a car just slightly bumps into me, I end up cartwheeling onto a nearby ped or building.