• If you were an animal, what would you be?
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Homo Sapiens Sapiens Machinator
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;39857941]A coyote. Because goddamn they're so fucking adorable I mean just LOOK AT THIS [t]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQF5mNeQP3PePXEcqpAxeRRg1lGKU_EnQibpUFHkZ3NnsfTFUbk[/t] [B]FUCK[/B] THATS CUTE[/QUOTE] You got the lucky Coyote, over here in the Maritimes of Canada our Coyotes bred with [B]WOLVES.[/B]
The most dangerous animal of them all... [B]MAN[/B]
Cat, I'd get pampered and fed, and still be an arse to my owner.
I'd love to be one of them Tits.
Goat. Best animal ever.
Half life 1 Generic Scientist, Because there are so many of them...
[QUOTE=Cureless;39859145]I'd be some form of bird so I could go everywhere and do anything. Also for all the people saying "Humans are animals.", I believe it is impossible for humans to be animals since the word means:[/QUOTE] Plants are animals. Bacteria are animals and so are fungi. Atleast according to your dictionary. I'd probably be a Giant Pacific Octopus or a Peregrine Falcon. Or an eagle...
should be pretty obvious
Duck
Peacock.
A black bear Or an owl
A Pheonix. Why? I dunno.
Grizzly bear or crocodile. [editline]9th March 2013[/editline] Or a fantail pigeon. [editline]9th March 2013[/editline] Silky foot chicken?
A glittery wolf with ponytails, an iPod and beats by dr. dre also my name is xXKawaiiLover69Xx
probably some dumbass dog
Owl definitely
Wolf.
Wolf.
A Bat! [B]BATMAN NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA[/B]
People already occasionally confuse me for a bear, I might as well eliminate the middleman.
Cockatiel/any other bird commonly kept as pets ( budgies, parrots, etc) They're either left alone in the wild to themselves, or looked after and loved at home, they can be neglected but it isn't as severe as animals like dogs, afaik
Probably a dove, maybe a cat. Something independent that has nothing but contempt for its owner but still sticks around for the food.
A bat No one owns them but the night yo.
Cats because I'm addicted to cats. Cats. cats. cats [editline]11th March 2013[/editline] Cats. [editline]11th March 2013[/editline] Cats.
Sloth.
Nigerian
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QqQdQtJ.jpg[/img] Bush baby. All the way.
Octopus.
A tick. I mean, I already suck the life out of those around me.
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