[QUOTE=flashn00b;39858829]Wolf.
Who the fuck wouldn't want to be one?[/QUOTE]
Dragon. Diet of marlin fish cooked, deboned and prepared by the people that worship me. Play video games with custom controllers built to fit in my big clawed hands. Also on the internet nobody knows I'm a dergon.
If that's not allowed, then pelican. Herbivores are stupid but insects are gross and I don't want to have to get any blood in my mouth because eww. As a pelican I can just eat a whole fish.
A tarsier, obviously.
[img]http://nocturnal-animals.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tarsier_nocturnal_animals.jpg[/img]
I bet he gets all the bitches. Just look at those dreamy eyes.
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Because I'm incredibly lazy.
Dragon
Or a cat.
Probably something that is loud and obnoxious.
[img]http://www.inriodulce.com/images/howler-monkey.jpg[/img]
A Howler Monkey.
a panda
Orca
A lion.
King of fucking everything, get to drill every lioness, and they're gonna like it.
A goddamn Shark.
Quokka
Lookit this happy ass motherfucker.
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but humans are animals.
Sloth. lazy fuck everyday
Dog. More specifically a corgi
Second thing is pony
Third is probably sloth or panda
[QUOTE=Executive;39883229]A goddamn Shark.[/QUOTE]
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