You are now the worst type of internet personality - General

Top Comments: "i'm only 14 years old and i love <insert classic rock musician> even though the rest of my generation listens to retarded shit like dubstep, pop, and techno! all the music of this generation sucks! techno isn't real music! everyone else my age is retarded except for me!"

9gagger LE MONKEY FAEC!!111 I R SO FUNY WIT ME ORIGUNUL CUNT ENT! DIS SITE R OKAY TO [url]www.lereddit.com[/url]

i was masterbatin an den i was FOREVERALONE.jpg bein in da FRIENDZON suk ass lik/up boat/rebolg if u r in da frienzoon

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;37954950]Every country outside of my own resembles a cross between Nazi Germany and Utah.[/QUOTE] Lost it here. [sub]*putting on character costume...*[/sub] Like, o my gawd, u fukin haxer bitch, i no i fukin hit u u fukin bich. u fukin suk, u fukin noob, im going to get u banned u fuker LOL I KILLED U THAT TIEM YOU FUKIN NOOB BITCH. U GOT PWNED BY A GRL how does it feel bich!!11!1. bet u still live wit ur mom and dont have a gf or a lief right bitch. lol umad. i get more pssy thn u nd im a grl rofl bich nerd. *plays as a sniper in TF2 on 2fort for 10 hours a day and sits next to a custom spray that says "LOL U GOT PWNED BY A GRL" in giant pink letters; also has a username that directly states the user's gender, then gets mad when creepy mouthbreathers flirt* [sub]I've actually encountered at least 5 people exactly like this on TF2 alone.[/sub]

GOD HATES FAGS

Hey guys look at this completely new content [img]http://i.imgur.com/8HjIB.gif[/img] jk, Old Gold Now everything is fine Everyone in lamo pics is stupid and post bad content, so I'll just keep adding to the fire, by saying how bad things are, and how good they were in the past even though it was always bad [sp]A Facepuncher.[/sp]

#brohoof swag homestuck is so epic xD xD

dont stop reading this or ull die!! post this on the walls of 10 friends in the next hour or ull die a horrible death, but if you do ull meet ur dream girl~!!

why do girls only date jerks.. why dont those stupid bitches go out with nice guys like me #friendzone #foreveralone #mensrights

dumb wanna be "gamer gurlzzz" the cake is a LIE XD the cake is a LIE XD the cake is a LIE XD the cake is a LIE XD the cake is a LIE XD cawofduty best gam evurrrr XD skyrim too XDXDXD

10 minutes ago: Generic Fabebook chick is in a relationship with stupid generic jock 5 minutes ago: OMG I LOVE HIM, I WANT TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER! 2 minutes ago: Generic Fabebook chick is now single 1 minute ago: God! all men are the same, slezy

All you plebs and kiddies fail to realise that MY opinion is the right opinion no matter what. Guess what? I make the rules and you must obey them, you will obey them. Oh, you think you've formed a 'coherent' argument?' Good luck getting a proper response after I call you a kiddy and ironically shitpost. Stupid fucking plebs, I am the true master-race, all obey my opinion as fact.

look i am too cool to use punctuation and i use shortcuts because i want to give the impression of some casual person who doesnt care deal w/it k

dis shit is so GAYYY u shudnt play dwarf fortress its not got good grafix CALL OF DTUY 4LYFE YOLO XD ps one more thing the cake is a lie!!!! u mad bro!?? cos of my 15 cillstreek?

[QUOTE=Qate;37959568] u mad bro!?? cos of my 15 cillstreek?[/QUOTE] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This is a story of the worst person on the internet I ever met. I made a video a [I]long[/I] time ago in Garry's Mod that was about the Grunt from Amnesia: The Dark Descent visiting McDonalds and scaring the shizzle out of the clerk. It was pretty crappy, but that's beside the point. [B]BlackOpsNinja2011[/B] (That name is real. Believe me.) comes over and posts a comment. [I]"The Bro was hungry after chasing Pewdiepie."[/I] Annoyed that anyone would primarily relate the Grunt with Pewdiepie, I replied: [I]"In my opinion, Pewdiepie is an extremely annoying and overrated LP'er. My favorite by far is Spike and Barley."[/I] Fair enough. I let him know how I felt about the whole thing and he hasn't sent me an angry message back. But then over comes another of Pewdiepie's shameless cronies, UndercoverSlimShady. [I]"Well fuck you then, Pewdie is fucking way better than you will ever be. Disliked."[/I] :suicide:

[QUOTE=wuddlyspud;37957773]All you plebs and kiddies fail to realise that MY opinion is the right opinion no matter what. Guess what? I make the rules and you must obey them, you will obey them. Oh, you think you've formed a 'coherent' argument?' Good luck getting a proper response after I call you a kiddy and ironically shitpost. Stupid fucking plebs, I am the true master-race, all obey my opinion as fact.[/QUOTE] du u givz hur deh dik olololxdfxdxdxddxxdxxddxzsutxasjhpiiujhshsadfh;ljkh;lfd

I think that all people who play videogames that I don't like should end their own lives. [b]My[/b] opinion is [b]right[/b], and yours is [b]wrong[/b]. If you think otherwise, you should also kill yourself. And God forbid if you play on another platform than I do, if so you should torture yourself in the process of killing yourself. Xbox/PS3/PC players can go fuck themselves. Xbox/PS3/PC is the true masterrace. Disagree and you are a faggot. [sp]Did I mention that you should kill yourself if that was the case?[/sp]

HEY IM RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

YEAH IM A GIRL AND I PLAY VIDEO GAMES DONT HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS XD XD XD

i us dat drnk combne dupe frum 2009 to minge olololl but im a gamur gurl so nu one will ban me

#YOLO

JAg behöver hjälp me att sätta upp en minecraft server!!! Kan inte nån visa mig?!!?!?!?! (referring to the kind of people who expects everyone to know their languange)

*le me* *le friend* hey bro ill send u the link on facebook whuts facebook ok then over 9gag dot com whuts 9gag MOTHER OF HIPSTERZ LOLOL *comments* lol me gusta trollface brohoof epic yolo swag [sp]A 9gagger.[/sp]

I was banana when a girl came and suddenly Pepsi. [sp]Randumb.[/sp]

Hey,Guys im a girlgamer you might think i play peach in brawl but dont belive in your sexist eyes i play captin falcon and i am elite in black ops 2 i will pwn you in one v one also dont be hitting on me becuse i got a boyfriend hes dreamy we play minecraft and watch invader zim together well i got to go i got to go buy some stuff to heal the scrubs i pwn online also check out my youtube page KittySlayerGirl15 And sub my awsome videos of me killing scrubs bye 9gag see you some other time.

fuk ur muthas ~~~ elite sc0perzz xbox PM FOR TRIALS~~~

looks like we should go #cone-ing. haha. #SWAG

i lisen to rap and i am gangsta 4 life

weed 4 life yo. im so high rite now. legalize weed, yo, its the shit yo. if you legalize it you will revolutionize the economy with the hemp industry. duuuuude, doesn't that sound awesome yo? 420 YOLO