You are now the worst type of internet personality - General

mmmmmm holy shit! just got a MOAB! fuck all games that don't have MOABs! MOABs MOABs MOABs!!!!!!!

lol at all the butthurt moralfags here getting trolled stupid dumbshit christians can't let atheists say what they like i promote science aka logic and reason god can suck my dick xD *post picture of mutilated baby* does this picture offend you? gtfo moralfag christians are so dumb and atheists are so smart i don't understand anything that richard dawkins says but hes a genius because hes an atheist why aren't all these dumb fuckin christians tolerant of anybodys beliefs you shouldn't force your own beliefs upon anybody else but god doesn't exist im the smartest motherfucker ever

Still le better story than le Twillighey xD. Le cake is lie! ARROW 2 DA KNE! I was le bourne in da rong decede :c y cunt ' toedes musik b s gud s oldr musik??!!?!?!?!?!?! Lyke dis if ur a 90's kid! Lool justene Beirberers cock is smell!

you know, im suprised nobody has posted furries/ponies/homestuck/anime or any other crap yet

hay guys le brohewf xDD wow wtf you dont share the same opinion as me fuck off lol u mad? xD yeah you mad xDD [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] Probably even more, I hate the majority of the internet.

Hey my fellow blonys just jokeing bronies i recently whent to the brony comiccon type thing and it was great i met such wounder fuit people such rinachan and that one guy who made those very funny cartoons in some program hahaha stay out of my shed lol i got some new toys like a flutterwshy one and a twilight one anyway i also met some of the voice actors and i got tara strongs autograph shes really pretty for her age so yea they signed my oc shadowfang who is a Winged unicorn with the power of shadows control he was the old prince of equistila but he was abounded when he was a baby he grew up one of the strongest ponies in all equistila and his girlfriend is twilight sparkle and he is decent to be king of eqistila with twilight sparkle as the queen i made lots of fanfics on this story im already on my 6 chaptor on fanfiction.net and im getting some good reviews for it "this is pretty good Brian also can i get that toy i sent you yesterday" XD my friend is really stupid anyway yea it was really fun and i want to go again some time

Hi, my name is Fluttershy. Oh shit ninja'd wtf Wait 5 hour ninja what

Hey guys. Could you check out my channel and maybe even subscribe? My clan is called YoLoSwaG and we are the best clan there is. I post new content every day in HD and I really think we need more subs. Sub for sub?

xbox 360 > ps3 > pc

[QUOTE=Xieneus;37976324]xbox 360 > ps3 > pc[/QUOTE] "what about the w" SHUT THE FUCK UP ONLY N00BS AND OLD PEOPLE PLAY THE WII WHAT THE FUCK MAN KILL YOURSELF PRONTO

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;37976471]"what about the w" SHUT THE FUCK UP ONLY N00BS AND OLD PEOPLE PLAY THE WII WHAT THE FUCK MAN KILL YOURSELF PRONTO[/QUOTE] bitch please. everyone knows that every modern game ever sucks. the only games i play came out before 1985 when gaming was sublime.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37976596]bitch please. everyone knows that every modern game ever sucks. the only games i play came out before 1985 when gaming was sublime.[/QUOTE] back in 1914 we whippersnappers didnt have so called "video games"

[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;37976635]back in 1914 we whippersnappers didnt have so called "video games"[/QUOTE] how are you even on this forum if you're at least 97. [sub][sub]mikfoz?[/sub][/sub]

Brony: hey gaiz, how bout i post some porn of a cartoon for little girls and then tell you all i fapped to it, that k with you gaiz?

mustsh mun u r dum der no sush tin as christun ho tlerate otters belef onle chritun ho hat and push belef in otters trut kill yursef and go to heven o wait it not exst hahahaha yolo carl saigan This was a real, serious email I found in my inbox earlier today after explaining my beliefs in Faith supported by logical thinking, tolerance, and neutralism. What the fuck.

LIEK COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE

wat do u mean im on a boat isn't serious. its gangsta yo.

shut up u quer u hav no lif im 16 and i sk8 yolo u kno man?

"Original" facebook chick... Treat me like a queen and I will treat you like a king, treat me like a game and I will show you how it is played. lol <3 XD! [t]http://i47.tinypic.com/ae4dqu.jpg[/t] Truth is LMS!

i play minecraft and listen to dream theater, lol, im so hipster *obnoxious picture of girl with horn-rimmed glasses and mismatched clothes*

Single or Not, post this as your status, and see what people inbox you: [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- I like you. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- I want a relationship with you. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]-I'm falling for you. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- I miss you. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- I wanna huggggg. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- You're cute. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- Can I have you back? [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG]- I regret leaving. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/IMG] [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] direct copy paste from facebook ########yolo swag [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=firebird_157;37968552]Typical 'Marican. Obama suxs dik, he no mak evry ting beter. He support gay marige burn dat Muslim fuker!!! I hear this shit everyday and it pisses me off so much. It takes a lot to run a country. I want to see them be president and do a better job. It's diffidently going to take more then 4 years to pull America out of the shit hole it's in. Also, Obamas Hawaiian. . . Dumb fucks. I hate Michigan (current place of residence)[/QUOTE] "omg ppl r only voting for obama cuz hes blakc !!!" etc

i'm 8 years old and i love this old classic rok music!! lead zeplinn + the beetles rule!! thumbs up if ur listenin in 2012.

Fucking scrub noob you suck uninstall noob report X

From Stella Amah ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA. Dear, CONTACT ME WITH THIS EMAIL:(st_amah1v@yahoo.fr ) permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I have the believe you are a reputable and responsible and trustworthy person I can do business with from the little information so far I gathered about you during my search for a partner and by matter of trust I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business. I am Stella Amah 19 years of age the only daughter of late Mr Boni Amah whom was killed by the rebels that attacked our country cote d'Ivoire west Africa and took over our town (BOUAKE). I ran to Abidjan the economical capital of cote d'ivoire from were I am contacting you. Before the death of my father he told me that he has a sum of US$9,000,000(Nine million united states dollars) kept in a private security company here in cote d'ivoire in my name as the next of kin, Dear, in the capacity of the next of kin and with all the documents in my hand now, I am contacting you with due sence of humanity that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration. I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. (1)To serve as the guardian of this fund and to come assist me visit the security company here to retrive the consignment. (2)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country. (3)To provide good investment plans for the fund and to manage the fund for 5 years, during the investment period,only our profit will be shared annually 70% for me the investor while 30% will be for you the fund manager annually. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15 % of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas, before the investments starts.and I have maped 5% for any expenses that might be incured during the course of this transaction. furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within a stipulated period of time you signify your interest to assist me. Anticipating hearing from you immediately. Thanks and God bless. Best Regards. Stella Amah.

comment on fb picture: wowwww youre so pretty im jealous <3 i reply: omgggg bbgggg yuuuu areeee soooo beaaautttiiiffullll yuuuu haveeee nooothhiiiinggg tooo beee jeeaaloouss of XD <3 le 9gag loooooooool fuuuuuuuuu- hai WOW MY FUCKING IDIOT MOM BITCH CUNT DIDNT GET ME THE NEW IPAD FOR CHRISTMAS WHAT A DUMB CUNT #swag im a #gamergirl JUSTIN BIEBER IS BEAUTIFUL <3333333 ONE DIRECTION IS THE BEST GROUP EVER <333333 ZAYN <3333333 Fuck bitches.

[QUOTE=Hiighwire;37979163]comment on fb picture: wowwww youre so pretty im jealous <3 i reply: omgggg bbgggg yuuuu areeee soooo beaaautttiiiffullll yuuuu haveeee nooothhiiiinggg tooo beee jeeaaloouss of XD <3 le 9gag loooooooool fuuuuuuuuu- hai WOW MY FUCKING IDIOT MOM BITCH CUNT DIDNT GET ME THE NEW IPAD FOR CHRISTMAS WHAT A DUMB CUNT #swag im a #gamergirl JUSTIN BIEBER IS BEAUTIFUL <3333333 ONE DIRECTION IS THE BEST GROUP EVER <333333 ZAYN <3333333 Fuck bitches.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnordB6wF1qg226zo1_500.png[/IMG] Middle school.

iM goIng to repurt you to garry so he cna deltat al the tings

Anyone from pretty much any computer forum/sub forum anywhere: "Hey I need help with the App Store crashing on iOS6 can anyone help?" FUCKING MACFAC GTFO ANDROIIIID

ey guise i foudn a way to fix all ur gamme bugz press alt f4

Fucking Call of Duty sucks or should I say cawadoody lol. Battlefield is way better since it has vehicles like planes and tanks and big maps. In cod you have nothing and activisen sucks balls. I can fly a jet in Battlefield 3 btw, how many cod players can fly an jet? btw im better than everyone else