You are now the worst type of internet personality - General

Entitled teen piece of shit "OH MY GOD MY MOM IS SUCH A BITCH, DIDNT'T EVEN GET A CAR FOR EASTER #MYOLDFERRARISUCKSBECAUSEITSNOTWHITE NOT GONNA CELEBRATE EASTER EVERAGAIN FML #BITCHMOM" Or something like that "I exist and eat all your food, therefore you must give me a $16 000 car for some obscure holiday" It seems I forgot all the spelling and grammar errors but whatever, I'm sure you get the point

Anyone who ends an insult with " :) "

[QUOTE=No_0ne;37980740]Anyone who ends an insult with " :) "[/QUOTE] If somebody ends an insult with a smiley odds are they're trying to mask anger and overcompensating. So I take it as a sign I'm winning. :)

"LIKE IN 1SEC IF U LOV UR MOM IGNORE IF U WANT HER TO DIE AND BE RAPED HARD BY SATAN IN HELL" facebook

I'm right, my opinion is the law of the land.

Check out this cool thread, guys! [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1212477[/url] xD

'Sp ngga, I gt tht dmb stoopid swag. Yolo bby my $WAG is so sus. H8aters goinna' b hatin'' on 'dis gul 'cuse I gt ppr a'l dy ery day.

faggot

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[QUOTE=xomp;37009017]Me being worried about getting banned again? [img]http://gifstumblr.com/images/look-at-how-much-i-care_645.gif[/img] Please.. the mods banning me because I'm wrecking you faggots on your own turf is a testament to the faggotry of facepunch. I like how you say I deleted messages as a retort when it's not true :D Like I said bro, it's all been screenshot on my profile and you can clearly see no content was deleted (this is pre-you deleting shit to save face). You're terrible at lying kid. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Extended - doesn't want to be here" - Swebonny))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

"lololol co za asy!1!" The fuck is that anyway

my name is Facepunch I'm 16 and my hobbies are gas masks and atheism

[QUOTE=digigamer17;37982591]"lololol co za asy!1!" The fuck is that anyway[/QUOTE] Stupid meme shit started by RayWilliamJohnson.

lookn 4 recruitz COD:black ops 2 (b.o. lol) pre-clan (means the clan was ther since b4 tha gaem wiz releesed)) Clan name: CodElitePpls Msg me on xbl Xx1337ScOp3zxXX Ty. 1st takers get admin

I'm voting for Mitt Romney.

[QUOTE=Raijin;37984923]I'm voting for Mitt Romney because Obama is communist and Muslim.[/QUOTE]

shut up and listen to the music

Oh my god, my parents gave me a car for christmas, not even the white iPad I asked for!!! WORST CHRISTMAS EVER

[QUOTE=Fayez;37983557]Stupid meme shit started by RayWilliamJohnson.[/QUOTE] But really, what exactly [B]IS[/B] "co za asy"?

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;37982812]my name is Facepunch I'm 16 and my hobbies are gas masks and atheism[/QUOTE] Might as well add sharkbitches in there as well.

[QUOTE=Ian;37988021]Might as well add sharkbitches in there as well.[/QUOTE] and LMAO pics

"lms rate" "lms to see if I have a crush on u" This happens all the time on Facebook for teens. Why I left Facebook. There's a dude that did both of these. Actually some guys clicked the second one. I laughed.

lik and shre in 30 sec or ur momy wil get space aids

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OH YOU"RE RELIGIOUS I SEE LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY GAWD SUX WITH LOGIC THAT ISN"T EVEN MINE AND LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THESE VIDEOS BY AMAZING ATHEIST TO WASTE YOUR TIME

"hey kid type unbindall in your console it will fix your lag" or "delete system32 it is slowing your pc down" What did the kid ever do to you? :(

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