Surgeon Simulator 2013 - AKA QWOP surgery - General

[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;39424271]You should leave the people who watch his videos out of this. They have nothing to do with his terribleness [/QUOTE] im not saying they're all bad people but fanboys contribute to how horrible he is as do enablers with any bad situation

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;39432902]This game is REALLY forgiving. I had smashed open his ribs and ripped out his lungs with a hammer, cut out his heart by swinging around a scalpel randomly inside his chest. I carelessly dropped the new heart into his chest, and won with a A++ grade while he had 8 ml of blood left, no lungs, and no ribs.[/QUOTE] pretty sure theres no other ranks but A++

He's got a heart for music [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zbWiJ5K.png[/IMG]

This game is too darn [I]hard.[/I] Or maybe I'm an idiot. Or maybe... both‽ - I use the buzzsaw and he immediately starts losing blood at something like 10 mL/s. Dead in seconds, even if I'm just trying to crack the ribs - I can't swing the hammer and always just end up breaking the ribcage by accident somehow - I try to pick up the saw but it's welded to the clipboard and both go flying - I cut through four or five tubes but the heart won't come out Surgeon ain't easy [editline]1st February 2013[/editline] On an unrelated note: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KJ7Sy6q.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/de34a97a328a7a50b2cb895dac55e77f.png[/IMG] That was fast... [editline]1st February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;39434785] On an unrelated note: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KJ7Sy6q.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] And the secret is solved. It's this one (At least I'm sure, every time I use that scalpel, it does what is described in that comment) [IMG]http://gyazo.com/93c43a3fc3aac9b4c192b18d8461d7b3.png?1359706883[/IMG] [editline]1st February 2013[/editline] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/72535023a451e628d990f57cfe896a39.png?1359707235[/IMG] I'm stuck.

how the fuck do you pull his heart out just [I]how[/I]

[QUOTE=Flyingman356;39435333]how the fuck do you pull his heart out just [I]how[/I][/QUOTE] cut the arteries

I really hope this game gets a greenlight That way the thread could keep active with constant updates and mod releases, if they can make the entire game in 48 hours that means they still have a tonne of ideas and they work pretty quickly

[t]http://i.imgur.com/HnIgDJi.jpg[/t] oops

[QUOTE=latin_geek;39391063]okay you guys: -quickest way to break open the ribcage is grabbing the hammer and flicking your wrist while holding RMB to give it a nice hard swing -to pull out the heart you need to cut the arteries (three or four top things) to do this the best way is grabbing a scalpel with your index and thumb and slowly and carefully incisioning (just fucking flail around unless there's a ton of bloodloss) -to win the game you need the old heart out and the new heart in, that's it -be a bit careful, lungs still take damage even when out of the body [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] Octodad and QWOP guy's son plays surgeon: the game[/QUOTE] Wrong, you CAN have the old heart and the new heart in his chestcavity. First thing I did was smash his ribcage open and keep everything in there, then proceed to dump all of the glass jars in his lungs :v:

Story Time: So I start it up and immediately reach for the bone saw, right? I grab the taskboard below it by accident and the bonesaw goes flying into the Void. No problem, I'll just use the mechanical sa-- It fell off the table. *sigh* Welp. I reach for the hammer, close my eyes and wail on his rib cage. No blood loss and everything but the heart is loose. What. I continue the surgery as normal without ever losing a single drop of blood and successfully switching out the hearts. 3:03 was my time. tl;dr It's hammer time.

[QUOTE=koaand;39423592]I think I broke it.. [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1513925/facepunch/boneitis.png[/t][/QUOTE] I NEED A DOCTOR-oh wait shit...

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VOQVQY4.png[/IMG] I think this run was pretty good considering I didn't leave anything in him

I tried it for 5 minutes, then I raged and closed it.

[img]http://x74.us/9/scenario.png[/img]

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/YHwudmG.png[/thumb] My personal best [editline]facepunchWARHEADmystery2013[/editline] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/RzYFeiA.png[/thumb]

After many tries, I finally did it. [t]http://i.imgur.com/qfZYaOH.png?1[/t] EDIT: To remove the ribs without any blood loss, you have to carefully poke them over and over with any of the scalpels. After that just use the zero damage scalpel to cut out the heart, and plop the new one in.

[video=youtube;Y2F3ZWEEbF4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F3ZWEEbF4[/video] 1:48 for magic trick.

[QUOTE=Mateo!;39447492][img]http://x74.us/9/scenario.png[/img][/QUOTE] You forgot: doctor has long arms.

Is that the fucking casulaty theme playing in the background

Ugh when is this going to get greenlighted, I want more levels

This game makes me cringe.

[QUOTE=Mateo!;39447492][img]http://x74.us/9/scenario.png[/img][/QUOTE] Or maybe he just stands to the right of the operating table. It is his left arm after all.

I wish theres more games like this in many different situations, like driving something (plane, ship, bus, car, spaceship, etc) or doing some kind of construction or something, i just love the hillarious possibilities with this kind of interactivity and the hand [editline]10th February 2013[/editline] They should make a dentist level

[QUOTE=muffinmastah;39542086]I wish theres more games like this in many different situations, like driving something (plane, ship, bus, car, spaceship, etc) or doing some kind of construction or something, i just love the hillarious possibilities with this kind of interactivity and the hand [editline]10th February 2013[/editline] They should make a dentist level[/QUOTE] oh god imagine the cringes

I prefer to use sharp broken pieces of glass to cut the arteries. They also cause no blood loss and cut through it like butter.

So uh When does the greenlight process end, I want to play more levels