• Would you steal Hitler's wallet?
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Condom in his zip up?
No, stealing is for j-- No.
I would steal it then put it into an air tight bag then wait until 2011 and sell it for maximum profit.
who is hitler and does he have money?
Reichsmarks you say? Forty of them? Hell yes I would
Ew no there's probably a jew-skin condom in there
yes so i could pass it down to my descendants until now then sell it for half a billion dollars to some museum or collector.
Yes, And then i can go back to present day, And sell it on ebay.
Fuck no, marks were about as useful as singular toilet paper squares back then. In fact, i'd probably lose more money stealing it than leaving it alone.
Can I just jump on his back and ride him like a horsie screaming random babble in Arabic and Hebrew. Then I'd make him eat sausage and shave his moustache at the same time. Then I'd take a buck or two from his wallet :v:
yes, for the lulz
Of course I would, just steal the wallet and then just poor some hot coffee inside it, throw it at Hitler then hide. He will relise that he just found it, pick it up and then burn both of his hands, he will now not be able to make all those contracts for Porsche / other companies to build his tanks. Saved the rest of the world.
[QUOTE=Potatoes;27993172] Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet? [img_thumb]http://www.imgjoe.com/x/horizwallete.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] What exactly would i accomplish by stealing his wallet?If i were in a need of money,i would simply stole anyone's wallet so why specifically hitler's?but yes i would do it,if i'd really needed to
This poll has been around 75/25 for the longest time.
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