Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=343N;38299510]explaining to my mom what im doing to get the net back before I can say that it's actually to get the net back mom goes "WHY IS THE NET OUT" I say "I'm trying to fucking tell you." brother kicks me in the leg for swearing at my mom i dont i dont what how am I swearing at my mom yes using emphasis in my sentence = calling her a "fucking bitch" no it doesnt also she does this lots of times and it's annoying. [editline]4th November 2012[/editline] sister and brother also swear when she does something like that fucking hypocrite[/QUOTE] Stop being so rude.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38304565]Stop being so rude.[/QUOTE] I agree man, last time I swore in a sentence while speaking to my mother she took away an old PC I was given. Now she's planning on dumping it.

[img]http://www.speedtest.net/result/2284362717.png[/img] My grandma's internet connection

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38304462]We are moving, we can't sell this house though. No one want's to live here cause of the strict association, so I guess were gonna have to keep it as a vacation home.[/QUOTE] I don't know if I missed a post about it or anything, but did you get your dog back?

[QUOTE=jaykray;38305118]I don't know if I missed a post about it or anything, but did you get your dog back?[/QUOTE] Nope, nothing yet. All we have is this bullshit ass Police Report saying "they will do whatever they can" It's too late, guy probably sold him or who knows what.

I just got back from the gym. There's always one prick who just moans and groans everytime he lifts anything. Why? You're not the only one at the gym and it might just be a tiny bit annoying to hear "UUUNNNNGGHHHH!! HHHHHMMMMMMMUUHHH!!" every 2 seconds. Just cause you're bench pressing 50kg does not mean that you have make noises like a female tennis player having sex with a humpback whale.

I wish I could buy L4D2 so that I can atleast have far less errors than before on rp_jorpakko in Gmod. I would just buy the game myself since I have a bunch of 20 dollar bills still inside my wallet, but I would have to try to convince my dad to get the game for me since his bank account is used on my steam account (It's technically his since we made this account during December of 2010 just so I could play Garry's Mod, even though he doesn't use it anymore). Seeing that I already have L4D on my accounts and that he already said some time ago that he's thinking about not letting me get anymore games on Steam, something tells that it's just not worth asking for the game since I'll probably just get a negative response anyway.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38304622]I agree man, last time I swore in a sentence while speaking to my mother she took away an old PC I was given. Now she's planning on dumping it.[/QUOTE] I swear in front of my mother because I'm not 12 anymore. Curse words aren't nice, but they help me express my point. I'm not just going to go and call my mom a bitch for no reason, but I won't watch my language around her necessarily. I guess it just depends on your family's tolerance on swearing. [editline]3rd November 2012[/editline] Don't hate.

It is not a good idea to watch a documentary on insects while eating dry cereal.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38304622]I agree man, last time I swore in a sentence while speaking to my mother she took away an old PC I was given. Now she's planning on dumping it.[/QUOTE] I swore while talking to my mom once, all she replies with is "Language please.", she never threatened me with anything. I've cut the habit of swearing in my family but on some occasions I get pissed off in some games.

My mother and sister are watching a movie composed of an entirely black cast that isn't a Tyler Perry movie, and I tried so hard to watch it with them, but when it got to the point that one of them said that Frodo Baggins was from The Hobbit, I left. That, and I practically needed subtitles to understand the "english" they were speaking.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38304565]Stop being so rude.[/QUOTE] Yes okay. But tbh most of the time I'm telling her something she interrupts and says something else, even when I'm trying to explain x she just interrupted me for

Why do Home Owners Associations exist even? Now that were moving down to San Antonio and all, they sent the shit we were gonna pay to collections, and now it's 2650. Fucking god damn these people just don't stop.

[QUOTE=343N;38307063]Yes okay. But tbh most of the time I'm telling her something she interrupts and says something else, even when I'm trying to explain x she just interrupted me for[/QUOTE] No big deal. You still should respect your elder.

[QUOTE=Crash15;38305043][img]http://www.speedtest.net/result/2284362717.png[/img] My grandma's internet connection[/QUOTE] Yeah I dont think old women would have 10mb/s+ Internet speed unless she streams porn.

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqlktXMgv1rf3yi0o1_500.jpg[/IMG] THIS IS A FUCKING MEME OUTSIDE OF FACEPUNCH WHY GOD WHY

oh no something has spread outside of our little circlejerk whatever shall we do

[QUOTE=Slowbro;38307836]oh no something has spread outside of our little circlejerk whatever shall we do[/QUOTE] And on top of that, like all memes, wasn't funny after the first two times.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38307625]Yeah I dont think old women would have 10mb/s+ Internet speed unless she streams porn.[/QUOTE] Sorry, it's the only computer I know that works with playing my games good that actually works. I apologize if I am complaining too much about it

[QUOTE=Skerion;38305737]I wish I could buy L4D2 so that I can atleast have far less errors than before on rp_jorpakko in Gmod. I would just buy the game myself since I have a bunch of 20 dollar bills still inside my wallet, but I would have to try to convince my dad to get the game for me since his bank account is used on my steam account (It's technically his since we made this account during December of 2010 just so I could play Garry's Mod, even though he doesn't use it anymore). Seeing that I already have L4D on my accounts and that he already said some time ago that he's thinking about not letting me get anymore games on Steam, something tells that it's just not worth asking for the game since I'll probably just get a negative response anyway.[/QUOTE] Speaking of Left 4 Dead 2, you know those guys who wanted to boycott the game? Their's one of those people in my school and he keeps ranting about the game at every available opportunity.

Being super OCD and picky about shit. It literally just took me 45 minutes to put on a screen protector for my new iPhone 5. Every time I slid it on, it just wasn't good enough. I fucking hate thinking that things need to be perfect, it seems like life would be so much easier if I didn't have to recheck everything. EDIT: I'm dumb for having OCD? I'm not begging for attention like most people who diagnose themselves. I'm not "handicapped", and I think that a lot of people can have minor symptoms of OCD themselves.

The whole "hurr durr ancient aliens" myth. God damn it, why can't we believe our own race did some amazing feats of engineering when we were a rather primitive race?

[QUOTE=Cups;38307802][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqlktXMgv1rf3yi0o1_500.jpg[/IMG] THIS IS A FUCKING MEME OUTSIDE OF FACEPUNCH WHY GOD WHY[/QUOTE] Imagine how 4chan must feel about their memes

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38308359]Imagine how 4chan must feel about their memes[/QUOTE] Depressed and saddened that their inferior army of clopping neckbeards couldn't devise a more effective way of projecting distasteful and repetitive humor.

[QUOTE=Cups;38307802][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqlktXMgv1rf3yi0o1_500.jpg[/IMG] THIS IS A FUCKING MEME OUTSIDE OF FACEPUNCH WHY GOD WHY[/QUOTE] Welcome to CheeseMan's crash course on "FACE PUNCH MEMES" (Me-mes) If you see a me-me in FP, there is an immediate 95% chance that it came from 4chan or reddit. There is a 3% chance that it came from 4chan or reddit and people think that it originated on FP. There is the 2% of FP "me-mes" that legitimately came from FP. And somehow those are even less funny than the ones from 4chan or reddit. That's the crash course I was only renting this space for 25 minutes you're all gonna have to fuck off because I've got a group of cub scouts coming in

Man, I never knew how dickish my school could be. I started having little Fidgit attacks, since I started messing around with my pencils, spinning my soda bottle, and what not. Teacher took it away which made things worse, and at the end of class asked me why I goofed off. I told her I had ADHD, and she proceeded to snort and said I actually was a Hypochondriac. Showed her the medication bottle, which was empty, and she still snorted away. Not even my mom could convince her at first. Schools need people who know how to handle people with Aspergers, Autism, ADHD, and so on instead of hiring people that hate their jobs and think that people that actually have what I listed are fooling around.

Y'know how after you read or watch scary/creepy shit, you feel nervous, even though you know it's fictional and all, especially when you're trying to sleep in your room at night? Well, after watching a creepy video of a story by Roy Kelly, I made the brilliant decision to read 8 long pages of creepy stories today. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch. Yep, definitely couch.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38309516]Man, I never knew how dickish my school could be. I started having little Fidgit attacks, since I started messing around with my pencils, spinning my soda bottle, and what not. Teacher took it away which made things worse, and at the end of class asked me why I goofed off. I told her I had ADHD, and she proceeded to snort and said I actually was a Hypochondriac. Showed her the medication bottle, which was empty, and she still snorted away. Not even my mom could convince her at first. Schools need people who know how to handle people with Aspergers, Autism, ADHD, and so on instead of hiring people that hate their jobs and think that people that actually have what I listed are fooling around.[/QUOTE] What a snotty bitch Not only that, but she is probably not believing because there are idiots out there that use ADHD as an excuse when they act like idiots. Show her/school medical records if they still don't believe you, go to the school district, they'll love to hear about it

[QUOTE=Crash15;38309792]What a snotty bitch Not only that, but she is probably not believing because there are idiots out there that use ADHD as an excuse when they act like idiots. Show her/school medical records if they still don't believe you, go to the school district, they'll love to hear about it[/QUOTE] We showed them the records, and she looked at them and smirked. Nothing has changed, so were gonna take it to the district.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38309813]We showed them the records, and she looked at them and smirked. Nothing has changed, so were gonna take it to the district.[/QUOTE] Smirk at the teacher when she gets sacked :D