Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38317189]Someone in a lobby with me on Skate 3 said to me that "I was hacking and that he had seen many complaints about me hacking." but he is [b]THIRTEEN[/b]. I told him to fuck off, he kept saying that he will get me banned etc. I told him to get one of his parents. He got his mother on the mic for me. I told her the whole story about him acting like an employee of a big game industry etc. She says "Ok, I see. I'll give him his punishment for acting this way. Thanks for telling me" She takes off the mic and I hear *SLAP* and her kid yells out loud while the mother says [B]DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT SHIT AGAIN YOU HEAR ME?![/B] And then the kid gets on the mic "I have to tell you I'm sorry or my mom will hit me again". Welp, I turned off my xbox and thought "That was weird"[/QUOTE] That's pretty fucked up to do to a kid. The worst she should do is turn off his wifi or something, not hit him for acting as somebody else online.

MORE PEOPLE NEED TO PREORDER COH2 SO I CAN GET MY HATS

that there's still at least 8 days before Black Ops 2 releases

The only girl I ever cared for has begun to treat me like shit. Also, my dad's hens are dying. Fuck everything.

[QUOTE=Storm;38296369]To be honest? I have aspergers, autism, and asthma, all at the same time. I had a really good life until I was around 4 or 5. So my mom has a sitting service and i'm fine with that, and all the kids are nice, until one wednesday this girl came around for an hour or two. Note that she would come every week on wednesday. I was eager to play with her, but whenever I started playing with her or by myself, she would steal whatever I was playing with and say that she had it first. I thought that maybe she would get out of it, but she didn't. For the next year, she kept stealing things and then placing them on the ground and not playing with them. I would even hide the toys and bring them out, and then she would steal them. One day, sometime in summer or spring, the only thing left was my blanket, which I loved to the end of the universe and back. She stole it, and she tried to rip it in half. I realized this before she was able to tear it apart and grabbed her by the neck, and pinned her to the wall, and punched her nose. I was FURIOUS! She was trying to take my most prized possession. My mom noticed and pulled me off of her, and I was grounded for around a month. She never came back though. Worth it, in my opinion. A while later, months or a year, idk, my brother suddenly became insanely fierce. Before, he would play with me and we would just play for ages and it was so fun! But then after he changed, he seemed to not want to do anything with me. He just seemed like he had become part of the mafia or something. I am fine with that, but often I ask him to help me with something and then he starts yelling at me, and then I yell back to try to get him to stop, and then he thinks of this as an insult, and then he injures me in some way. He's stopepd doing that recently, but currently I am 12 years old and he seems to have worsened. He wants me to call him by his internet name, and doesn't care about helping me. I am 12 years old and probably have a much shittier life ahead of me. And throughout this entire thing, people have called me "assburgers" because aspergers sounds like that when pronounced. They wouldn't take it seriously for shit.[/QUOTE] I beg of you, stab me please.

[QUOTE=Zoran;38318503]The only girl I ever cared for has begun to treat me like shit.[/QUOTE] Care to elaborate if you can? That sounds pretty sudden.

[QUOTE='[Slendy v2.0];38318542']Care to elaborate if you can? That sounds pretty sudden.[/QUOTE] She's just changed so fast. In a matter of days, she went from a kindhearted girl that I loved to talk to, to someone who ignores me, even avoiding me.

[QUOTE=Zoran;38318554]She's just changed so fast. In a matter of days, she went from a kindhearted girl that I loved to talk to, to someone who ignores me, even avoiding me.[/QUOTE] talk to her, as she's probably pissed for a reason. if she doesn't want to talk, you either have fucked up or she's being immature.

Someone removed catmull-rom cameras from the steam workshop, and with garry's "removed from the workshop means you lose them too" update, they're gone forever. the old version I had in my addons folder doesn't work anymore, of course. I am [B]fucked[/B] without them. I used them almost always when making videos. Now they'll look like shit.

Try out new shoes for 30 minutes, finding a pair I really enjoy, they are really comfortable and are no problem it seems, they were very quite expensive around 223 dollars. The feeling of them on my feet were fantastic and I walk around for like 30 minutes and holy fucking shit, someone must have installed angle grinders in my goddamn shoes, it litterally rips my skin clean off my feet and I have to wear fucking band aids with a mild anesthesic compound on it to reduce the burning pain, not even wearing two socks and a ton of bandaids remove the pain of walking in them, what the flying fuck!?

[QUOTE=/B/rother;38318573]talk to her, as she's probably pissed for a reason. if she doesn't want to talk, you either have fucked up or she's being immature.[/QUOTE] I've tried to talk to her, and she says she's not pissed at me at all.

[QUOTE=Zoran;38318554]She's just changed so fast. In a matter of days, she went from a kindhearted girl that I loved to talk to, to someone who ignores me, even avoiding me.[/QUOTE] Talk to her about it. If she won't talk to you, then don't worry about it. It'll probably pass, if this is just a recent thing. I remember that happening a lot to me during my teen years. Don't worry so much.

I hate my fucking parents. Yay I ask if I can bring my laptop into college, but lo and behold I can't anymore. Wankers. What's the fucking point if I want to do something media related IN the fucking wanking campus? Fuck you, seriously. I am not fucking 10 anymore and I have been spoon fed ever since I was fucking born, I know what I am doing for CUNTS SAKE. I really want to rage right now. I was so eager, but no. Dream down the fucking shitter

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38318750]I hate my fucking parents. Yay I ask if I can bring my laptop into college, but lo and behold I can't anymore. Wankers. What's the fucking point if I want to do something media related IN the fucking wanking campus? Fuck you, seriously. I am not fucking 10 anymore and I have been spoon fed ever since I was fucking born, I know what I am doing for CUNTS SAKE. I really want to rage right now. I was so eager, but no. Dream down the fucking shitter[/QUOTE] Dude its your laptop, bring it anyway.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;38318788]Dude its your laptop, bring it anyway.[/QUOTE] I'm going to. Tbh it's an outdated machine, other students had their asus or Alienware machines stolen but there's no chance of someone nicking my computer at all. I was meant to have the laptop adapter TESTED, booked one at the campus. Jesus Christ it's my property and it's my fucking decision

alright this shit is ridiculous. a little backstory: this ex i dated for 7-8 months, we had it pretty good. anyways friday 2 weeks ago we agreed to break up because things weren't working out. our relationship was kind of in ashes at that point and we decided to break it off simply because it just wasn't the same as it was before, among many other problems. some of those problems included making passive-aggressive facebook statuses about me on her timeline every 20-30 minutes when i did something wrong. she pretty much never talked to me straight up. she always got her friends to do it or send me imessages/texts/whatever. there was some seriously warped communication going on. lastly.. her mom is a complete, fucking psycho, fundie. we could almost never do anything because of that woman. the only time we could hang out is if her mom drove her to my house, or if i drove over to her house very very early in the morning on weekends when her mom was working until 11 AM or so. skip to today. we hadn't talked for a while. she calls me, and I reject it. sometime soon i get a text that says "Please pick up. Our car is toast and we're stranded at Joann's." (Joann's is a store about 20 minutes from my house) I'm all, "Okay.. I'll be there soon." we engage in a friendly conversation with her thanking me etc and her mom basically begging me to come. so I embark on my adventure. I leave my house and get on the crowded ass interstate that a fucking [url=http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/384346_10151504355287501_1063477785_n.jpg]plane landed on earlier.[/url] traffic is hideous because i guess they were cleaning up or reviewing or something.. only 1 lane is open. after I spend 20 minutes in that hellhole, I finally get to my fucking exit. this happens to be where the mall is, so traffic there is almost as bad. everyone on the road is rude and nonchalant about everything, including breathing or some shit. I almost get rear ended and t-boned at least 5 times. now this road where the store is, is located at a very strange intersection where nobody gives a fuck about road rules. i make a right turn and almost get in a [b]head-on collision[/b] with some old lady going the [b]wrong fucking way.[/b] we were inches from a potentially serious accident. at this point i'm fuming, so I finally get to the store after 10 minutes of battling irresponsible metro-Atlanta drivers. I pull into the parking lot with my big-ass SUV. i've calmed down a bit and finally got my composure back. I was spooked and a bit shaky, but I found their car. they were both standing in the cold ass weather. I come up all slow and roll down my window. the mom looks at me apprehensively. my ex is almost delighted to see me. but as she starts walking, her mom grabs her arm and looks at me. "You never told me you had your license." I was just thinking [i]of course I didn't, you're a fucking bitch, why would I ever fucking let you know anything?[/i] moving along on this painfully cringe-inducing story, I say, a little bit nervously. "Y-yeah, I thought I told you a while ago." She looks down at her daughter and then at me, squinting like she wanted to rip my head off. "I have a rule for (insert ex name here), that says she's not allowed to ride with [i]teenage[/i] drivers.." I feel my face getting all hot. what the fuck? why the fucking fuck would she ask me for a fucking ride? she can't expect my mom, stepdad, or grandmother to take time out of their schedule for someone I'm not even dating anymore, right? I say, "Well, I figured you would make an exception th--" I get rudely cut off. she comes closer to the door, looking at me with eyes full of hate. "We'll find someone else to get us a ride, thank you." She backs up some and I can see her grinding her teeth. My hands literally start shaking like I'm about to have an aneurysm or seizure or something. I put the car in park and take off my seatbelt. "Ms. <insert last name here>, you asked me for a ride. You can't just [i]pick and choose[/i] when it comes to things like this. I drove all the way here to try and help you, and you just tell me to go home [i]because[/i] I'm not accompanied by a parent? If I was irresponsible I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be here right now trying to help you out, you know? Do you get what kind of HELL I had to go through just to help you out, and now you tell me to [b][i]leave?[/i][/b] I can't believe this." I gritted my teeth in rage. I could feel tears in my eyes. "By the way, I took your daughter to all of her practices and games and did things you couldn't do. Who's the more responsible one? Enjoy your walk, because I'm fuckin' done." She just stares at me wide-eyed, and I roll the window back up, throwing my car in gear before speeding off. I was so mad, I couldn't even see straight. So I got some ice cream on the way home to calm my nerves. Some people... TL;DR: I go to rescue stranded ex and her crazy fuck fundie mom from a cold ass parking lot. I get rejected because apparently I'm an irresponsible, horrible teenager. her mom ensured that I never fuck her daughter again.

Fighting a group of enemies in Dark Souls and accidently backing up off of a cliff.

When you have the perfect paragraph in a paper except for 4 or 5 words that got stuck on the next page.

Pandora radio... everytime I go to skip a song you feel the need to shove Michelle Obamas face into my screen... I get it elections are coming, But showing your ugly ass face to be 15 times when I go to change the volume isn't exactly the best way to win over my vote. And every time I switch stations you feel the need to once again intrude into my life. I don't mind the five second video but seriously, a WHOLE half minute of my life, now that is excessive. But once again you feel the need to pester me and insult my intellect, by plastering your Goddamn ads right after the video.I don't have to deal with your bullsht you know, Iheartradio is just as good, if not better. Fuck you Michelle Obama and Fuck you Pandora radio. I just wanted to listen to Nirvana... not your stupid political bullshit.

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How my computer can't run FUCKING ANYTHING. I have so many games on steam I'd love to play but my computer would never run them. Then the games I think I could run always end up having some problem, first I download one game I could easily run, but then it turns out it doesn't support my os version. Then I try running trine but for some unknown reason it just crashes when I launch it. Worst part is I won't be getting a new computer any time soon. And I've been stuck with this piece of shit for years.

God damn it, I hate it when I shit and the toilet water splashes up on my ass Fucking [i]gross[/i]

[QUOTE=jbthekid;38320238]Yolo yolo swag, yolo yolo swag, yolo swag. Yolo yolo swag, yolo yolo swag, yolo swag. Yolo yolo swag, yolo yolo swag, yolo swag. Yolo yolo swag, yolo yolo swag, yolo swag. Somebody get me a beat.[/QUOTE] you rang. sorry about weird intro [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10286176/jbthekid%20dope%20shit%20nigga%20fuck%20shit.mp3[/url]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38320331]God damn it, I hate it when I shit and the toilet water splashes up on my ass Fucking [i]gross[/i][/QUOTE] Fucking hell are you shitting out lead I've never had this sensation and hopefully never do

Bandwagons. Yes, 2 out of Pixar's 13 movies have been more or less the same quality as any of the Madagascar sequels, clearly they're totally finished. Up? Toy Story 3? Wall-E? BAH. Pixar is shit forever more, without a doubt.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38320331]God damn it, I hate it when I shit and the toilet water splashes up on my ass Fucking [i]gross[/i][/QUOTE] Put toilet paper down first, no more splashes. (trust me, this will change your life).

Pixar is still good. But they should learn to end series where they need to end. A Toy Story 4 would suck, that is if that is true they're making TS4

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38320331]God damn it, I hate it when I shit and the toilet water splashes up on my ass Fucking [i]gross[/i][/QUOTE] Eat less fatty foods. Force = mass times acceleration. If you remove more of the mass, then the force would be less. I haven't had a splashback in years.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38320903]Pixar is still good. But they should learn to end series where they need to end. A Toy Story 4 would suck, that is if that is true they're making TS4[/QUOTE] I don't see how Toy Story 4 would suck. When you've got characters as good as the toys it's hard to really mess it up. Monsters University looks funny good and the other films they've got coming out at least sound interesting, there's the one about the dinosaurs, the one about the mexican day of the dead and [B]"The Untitled Movie That Takes You Inside The Mind"[/B](directed by the same guy as Up. Also Finding Nemo 2 was announced and now disney owns lucas films there could even be a Pixar Star Wars (or Indiana Jones....or willow) film.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38320331]God damn it, I hate it when I shit and the toilet water splashes up on my ass Fucking [i]gross[/i][/QUOTE] I like it when it washes your asshole off. It's easier to wipe.