Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be

[RobyYe]

Stop typing. Go to sleep or something. I cannot read what the hell you're saying. It's like you're on a mix of alcohol and speed/XTC trying to type as fast as you can on a phone.

[rinoaff33]

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37896931]When I get fucking seizures (No, not really. But close to damnit) by looking at people's avatars. Not naming any...
[sp]benzi2k7[/sp][/QUOTE]

Oh, um, sorry about that, I kinda sorta accidentally convinced a certain someone to adopt an avatar stating how much they hate epileptics.

Then again it's not like he changed it much anyway.

[ROFLBURGER]

My fingers are giant because of the gift from the sex god and I can type better than you.

[RobyYe]

Meh, It doesn't give me seizures but I just hate it, My head hurts. I never had seizures luckily. It's not that I can't take it, Because I can but it's just the flashing.

[343N]

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37898206]Stop typing. Go to sleep or something. I cannot read what the hell you're saying. It's like you're on a mix of alcohol and speed/XTC trying to type as fast as you can on a phone.[/QUOTE]

Bug i cant sleep

[RobyYe]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37898221]My fingers are giant because of the gift from the sex god and I can type better than you.[/QUOTE][video=youtube;3WAOxKOmR90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90[/video]

[Stonecycle]

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;37882007]My parents have started buying me diet sodas from the store because according to their logic, diet is better for you. I know diet is actually worse for you but if I try to tell them they'll pull some backwards ass logic on me and my opinion will be shut out.[/QUOTE]

Regular colas pack a lot of sugar, especially if you drink a lot. That's pretty much the main reason why I drink diet sodas, but still sparingly.

[roman117]

Being sick to your stomach and having a migraine at the same time.

Please, someone kill me.

[Kebab]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37898368]Welp, I snapped.

Stepfather just came back and criticized the job that I did for him while he was gone. I told him that I was still kind of upset about earlier.

"Guess what, Alex? This is a J-O-B. It needs to be D-O-N-E. Do I have to fucking spell it out for you, you stupid fuck?"

I punched him right in the fucking face. I didn't even think about it, I just did it out of instinct.

We both stood in silence for a minute. He looks me in the face and said "I'm getting you back for that".

Awesome. I love paranoia.[/QUOTE]

I fucking love you for that, badass 10/10

[editline]1[/editline]
Make sure he "Gets you back" right in front of your Mother, so she hopefully does something with him. Please, I had a friend in a similar situation to yours and he killed himself, don't want to hear that it's happened to somebody else.

[Scizor]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37898368]Welp, I snapped.

Stepfather just came back and criticized the job that I did for him while he was gone. I told him that I was still kind of upset about earlier.

"Guess what, Alex? This is a J-O-B. It needs to be D-O-N-E. Do I have to fucking spell it out for you, you stupid fuck?"

I punched him right in the fucking face. I didn't even think about it, I just did it out of instinct.

We both stood in silence for a minute. He looks me in the face and said "I'm getting you back for that".

Awesome. I love paranoia.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck...

[ROFLBURGER]

Filmslacker, if he assaults you and you have clear injuries, go straight to the police.
By the sound of it you didnt really hit him hard enough to give him an injury so he cant plead self defense.

[RobyYe]

Yeah but Alex is an adult now aswell, And his step dad could presumably press charges for assault aswell. Not to make you eh... More paranoid. But he'll probably not do it just to get you back.

[ElectroMagnet]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37898368]Welp, I snapped.

Stepfather just came back and criticized the job that I did for him while he was gone. I told him that I was still kind of upset about earlier.

"Guess what, Alex? This is a J-O-B. It needs to be D-O-N-E. Do I have to fucking spell it out for you, you stupid fuck?"

I punched him right in the fucking face. I didn't even think about it, I just did it out of instinct.

We both stood in silence for a minute. He looks me in the face and said "I'm getting you back for that".

Awesome. I love paranoia.[/QUOTE]

You're in it already, set up the traps and let the games begin.

[Fatfatfatty]

I hate how in swedish schools we have PE still very late into education, I really fucking hate having PE. it's the absolutely worst thing I know. Not because I get exhausted (well it's a factor, but not the main cause) but it's because it completly fucking mangles my self confidence. Everyone performs so well while I who is not very trained at all gets exhausted and all my muscles hurt after even basic excercises whilst everyone else just does too fucking well.

Well this time around it was even worse. We were at the gym for gym stuff. Strength improvment/training/whatever i dont know what its called or if it has a specific word, but regardless of what, here's what happened. When the teacher went through it all, it sounded decent enough so i decided to hit the weights, starting out carefully and slow, but everyone started pressuring me into doing stuff I couldn't do. They were like all over me like "ur doin it rong!!!!!" and were just generally dicks to me, I got fed up, left. Teacher asked me why I left. I told him I wasn't really intrested in this bullcrap etc. etc. he told me that I was only training for my own sake, not others. It wasn't his intentions to hurt me by saying that, but it started a long thought process which made me realize that no matter how good looking my body becomes, it wont make my face less ugly or cure my social anxiety. I will just be muscled and alone. As I promptly left I almost started crying in frustration and dissapointment as I left.

Fuck PE, I am skipping it from now on.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37898368]Welp, I snapped.

Stepfather just came back and criticized the job that I did for him while he was gone. I told him that I was still kind of upset about earlier.

"Guess what, Alex? This is a J-O-B. It needs to be D-O-N-E. Do I have to fucking spell it out for you, you stupid fuck?"

I punched him right in the fucking face. I didn't even think about it, I just did it out of instinct.

We both stood in silence for a minute. He looks me in the face and said "I'm getting you back for that".

Awesome. I love paranoia.[/QUOTE]

Mayne try to get it on film and him arrested?

Actually, scratch the "maybe".

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;37898703]I hate how in swedish schools we have PE still very late into education, I really fucking hate having PE. it's the absolutely worst thing I know. Not because I get exhausted (well it's a factor, but not the main cause) but it's because it completly fucking mangles my self confidence. Everyone performs so well while I who is not very trained at all gets exhausted and all my muscles hurt after even basic excercises whilst everyone else just does too fucking well.

Well this time around it was even worse. We were at the gym for gym stuff. Strength improvment/training/whatever i dont know what its called or if it has a specific word, but regardless of what, here's what happened. When the teacher went through it all, it sounded decent enough so i decided to hit the weights, starting out carefully and slow, but everyone started pressuring me into doing stuff I couldn't do. They were like all over me like "ur doin it rong!!!!!" and were just generally dicks to me, I got fed up, left. Teacher asked me why I left. I told him I wasn't really intrested in this bullcrap etc. etc. he told me that I was only training for my own sake, not others. It wasn't his intentions to hurt me by saying that, but it started a long thought process which made me realize that no matter how good looking my body becomes, it wont make my face less ugly or cure my social anxiety. I will just be muscled and alone. As I promptly left I almost started crying in frustration and dissapointment as I left.

Fuck PE, I am skipping it from now on.[/QUOTE]

Skipping it won't help and just creates a problem for your teacher, learn to ignore what your peers say and focus your energy on improving yourself. You shouldn't concern yourself about the level that other people are at, focus your attention on whatever you're doing and give it every effort and really apply yourself. You'll start feeling the benefits.

[Fatfatfatty]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;37898820]Skipping it won't help and just creates a problem for your teacher, learn to ignore what your peers say and focus your energy on improving yourself. You shouldn't concern yourself about the level that other people are at, focus your attention on whatever you're doing and give it every effort and really apply yourself. You'll start feeling the benefits.[/QUOTE]

I never felt myself improve physically no matter how hard I try, I bike every damn day to school and back and try to get outside as often as i can, but I still get painfully exhausted with my legs hurting from running a hundred meters

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;37898860]I never felt myself improve physically no matter how hard I try, I bike every damn day to school and back and try to get outside as often as i can, but I still get painfully exhausted with my legs hurting from running a hundred meters[/QUOTE]
You're doing the same things over and over again, a change in how you exercise is more beneficial. Just doing cardio work doesn't help improve your physical condition, a lot of it comes from doing weight work and muscle circuits.

[Dubstepbro]

Overv's rating script stopped for me. For example.

[t]http://puu.sh/1b74x[/t]

[Slowbro]

[QUOTE=tier56;37897360]the No Cussing Club[/QUOTE]

hahahahahahahaha the what?

[editline]3rd October 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37898368]Welp, I snapped.

Stepfather just came back and criticized the job that I did for him while he was gone. I told him that I was still kind of upset about earlier.

"Guess what, Alex? This is a J-O-B. It needs to be D-O-N-E. Do I have to spell it out for you, you stupid fuck?"

I punched him right in the fucking face. I didn't even think about it, I just did it out of instinct.

We both stood in silence for a minute. He looks me in the face and said "I'm getting you back for that".

Awesome. I love paranoia.[/QUOTE]

Holy shit

[jbthekid]

[QUOTE=RobyYe;37896931]When I get fucking seizures (No, not really. But close to damnit) by looking at people's avatars. Not naming any...
[sp]benzi2k7[/sp][/QUOTE]

Maybe you have a mild case of epilepsy.

[editline]3rd October 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37898368]Welp, I snapped.

Stepfather just came back and criticized the job that I did for him while he was gone. I told him that I was still kind of upset about earlier.

"Guess what, Alex? This is a J-O-B. It needs to be D-O-N-E. Do I have to spell it out for you, you stupid fuck?"

I punched him right in the fucking face. I didn't even think about it, I just did it out of instinct.

We both stood in silence for a minute. He looks me in the face and said "I'm getting you back for that".

Awesome. I love paranoia.[/QUOTE]

That's all he did? Holy shit, that's one step closer to settling your shit with him. You punched him in the face, and he probably didn't think you had the guts to, now we'll just have to sit back and see what he does next, I guess.

[editline]3rd October 2012[/editline]

I hate that on PSN, you have to quit the game you're playing just to log out of your account.

[MadLad]

[QUOTE=Slowbro;37899377]hahahahahahahaha the what?[/QUOTE]

Some stupid club a kid made around 2002(? When I first started seeing it in Elementary)
The kid who made it got death threats and he was on the news for a while.

This: :suicide:
[video=youtube;IBCfXJBjVQg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBCfXJBjVQg&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Dubstepbro;37899373]Overv's rating script stopped for me. For example.

[t]http://puu.sh/1b74x[/t][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Overv;37894328]The rating service has been disabled until the backend has been completely rewritten, the Facepunch app is an exception to this.[/QUOTE]

[jbthekid]

[QUOTE=tier56;37897360]the No Cussing Club[/QUOTE]

Fuck that club.

[Dubstepbro]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;37899808][/QUOTE]

Fuck me. I live under a rock.

[jbthekid]

Never mind, fuck it, I didn't want to play MW2 anyway. That's where CoD took a turn for the worst and got completely ruined. I miss the days where I was so innocent playing CoD4 and having a blast, regardless of anything. Now, it's all just people that play the game to get something out of it, not to have fun. Making m0n7ageZz, making YouTube videos for money, noobtubing for nukes (killstreaks ruined the game), trolling, it's not just "Everybody have a good game and have fun." anymore, and it upsets me. Fuck it, maybe I'm just growing out of gaming.

[kirby2112]

Lately, I've been feeling like I'm fucking up with every single thing I do. I've said something stupid, or said something that should have remained unsaid to people, and lost them as friends, I've been doing poorly on everything in school, I can't focus, everything pisses me off, I feel like I'm not in control. Like, the other day, I was doing math work, easy stuff, and all of a sudden, I couldn't remember how to do it, and I got really frustrated and just gave up. Stupid things people do in my school are pissing me off more than usual, and I feel like shit. This sucks. :C

[MadLad]

[QUOTE=kirby2112;37900150]Lately, I've been feeling like I'm fucking up with every single thing I do. I've said something stupid, or said something that should have remained unsaid to people, and lost them as friends, I've been doing poorly on everything in school, I can't focus, everything pisses me off, I feel like I'm not in control. Like, the other day, I was doing math work, easy stuff, and all of a sudden, I couldn't remember how to do it, and I got really frustrated and just gave up. Stupid things people do in my school are pissing me off more than usual, and I feel like shit. This sucks. :C[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know how you feel. People in my classes yell out and say "ima clutch u xD, u furred teach?!/1?" It prevents the teacher (Who is a great one) from being able to teach. My math situation is different. My teacher is a horrible one, and she just ruins the whole day with the way she acts. I get annoyed just by knowing I'll be in her class the next day.

(Would rate you friendly but uh, every time I try to rate it takes me to homepage)

[macotaco]

-Ah i'm complaining about not getting sleep because of my brother who gives a shit-

[tommyc225]

[QUOTE=tommyc225;37889677]People have been at university for a couple of weeks now, for some reason people are posting pictures on facebook of the [i]meals they have cooked[/i]

I mean holy shit you can cook fish fingers well fucking done[/QUOTE]

They're doing it again

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LiCkD.png[/img]

What the fuck ever who gives a shit