Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

Perfume adverts. [video=youtube;oF8NAyqxGfk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF8NAyqxGfk[/video] He was paid $7 million for that... [video=youtube;oG-nnDlnWrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-nnDlnWrA[/video] And that was directed by Martin Scorsese. They're both mind numbingly dull and both absolutely terrible.

[QUOTE=tier56;38357230]Apparently, their's this one retard in my school who's starting a petition with the purpose of making me act normal. What do you think this is, the fifth grade or some shit?[/QUOTE] What the hell do you do to make somebody start a petition? Could you give me some tips?

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38357654]What the hell do you do to make somebody start a petition? Could you give me some tips?[/QUOTE] I honestly have no idea, I just act like myself and that somehow manages to piss some people off in my school.

-SNIP- I get mad when i think i am posting in another thread.

Jesus christ I feel like I'm falling apart, my back aches, my chest aches and is tight, my head aches and I'm cold despite being wrapped up just from a god damn cold, when I was a kid a cold was just like oh what a shame hum de hum better pack some tissues but not these days.

My best mate's girlfriend does heroin, we're fucking 14 man that's not right. I found out by accident, she said she quit smoking and I thought weed and I was asking her about it because her boyfriend didn't want to smoke weed with me, in case he looked like a hypocrite (he tried to get her to stop smoking). I said something like "Yeah, weeds bad for you, heroin is like so much better for you" ironically, then she popped up on facebook with the message "You said about me taking heroin earlier,who told you?" I'm just sitting there in my chair, fucking reeling. She, me and him are all 14, I mean it isn't even legal for her to smoke and she's on heroin. Fuck. Apparently her brother introduced it to her, but he OD'd on it. I don't know what to do, she says she doesn't want me to tell her boyfriend, but I've known him almost all of my life, his parents and my parents knew each other in uni, we where born 11 days apart. Fuck. I've offered her help, said I'll help her of it, but this is serious shit. So facepunch, what do I do? I'm obviously going to help her, fuck even if I'd known her a week I would help her of the stuff, I just don't know what to tell Matt. And hey Matt, if you are reading this, don't be mad at Courtney, just help her man, I will to.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38358711]My best mate's girlfriend does heroin, we're fucking 14 man that's not right. I found out by accident, she said she quit smoking and I thought weed and I was asking her about it because her boyfriend didn't want to smoke weed with me, in case he looked like a hypocrite (he tried to get her to stop smoking). I said something like "Yeah, weeds bad for you, heroin is like so much better for you" ironically, then she popped up on facebook with the message "You said about me taking heroin earlier,who told you?" I'm just sitting there in my chair, fucking reeling. She, me and him are all 14, I mean it isn't even legal for her to smoke and she's on heroin. Fuck. Apparently her brother introduced it to her, but he OD'd on it. I don't know what to do, she says she doesn't want me to tell her boyfriend, but I've known him almost all of my life, his parents and my parents knew each other in uni, we where born 11 days apart. Fuck. I've offered her help, said I'll help her of it, but this is serious shit. So facepunch, what do I do? I'm obviously going to help her, fuck even if I'd known her a week I would help her of the stuff, I just don't know what to tell Matt. And hey Matt, if you are reading this, don't be mad at Courtney, just help her man, I will to.[/QUOTE]Make her quit. If she refuses, use this knowledge to convince her to quit. Threaten to tell her boyfriend. If she still refuses, tell her boyfriend. If shes trying to quit and her boyfriend finds out, then hopefully this will help him forgive you for not telling.

[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;38358946]Make her quit. If she refuses, use this knowledge to convince her to quit. Threaten to tell her boyfriend. If she still refuses, tell her boyfriend. If shes trying to quit and her boyfriend finds out, then hopefully this will help him forgive you for not telling.[/QUOTE] Addendum: Tell her the side effects of using heroin. Trust me, it's a whole different ballpark than weed. It's like cocaine's depressing brother.

The American date setting gets on my nerves from time to time, did chronological ordering not exist at the time it was set to be like that? [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=markg06;38358034]Jesus christ I feel like I'm falling apart, my back aches, my chest aches and is tight, my head aches and I'm cold despite being wrapped up just from a god damn cold, when I was a kid a cold was just like oh what a shame hum de hum better pack some tissues but not these days.[/QUOTE] The reason why is because you're obviously shit at taking care of yourself, drinking plenty of water and take stuff like Ibuprofen and Paracetamol.

Bleh, chrome looks so ugly on Windows 8. Metro hasn't been working the way I expected for me either.

It's scary to think that without FP I'd still be "typing lik dis lolololol XD" Looking back at my old YT comments, I was so immature it hurts me.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38360559]It's scary to think that without FP I'd still be "typing lik dis lolololol XD" Looking back at my old YT comments, I was so immature it hurts me.[/QUOTE] See, stuff like that doesn't get me annoyed unless the person using it is being a prick. For example, I have a friend who still tosses "xD" and "roflol" into texts, but she isn't an obnoxious person, so it doesn't get me. But when I see someone on TF2, for example, spamming Never Gonna Give You Up and flooding text chat with "xD"s, then it gets annoying.

As far as I remember, I've been quite competent. I never really typed at all because at an early age all I played was first-person shooters, and only ever really started when I came here. And like most people, I came here simply because of Garry's Mod. For the first year I was here all attention went to the Garry's Mod section when I eventually gotten bored and explored other boards on here.

Youtubers calling their subscribers an "army" Makes you look like a fucking idiot

The girl I've liked for like 6 years is asking me for advice on why no one seems to like her. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38360990]Just tell her how you feel, dude.[/QUOTE] I can't.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38361161]Why? You nervous or something? It feels great once you tell her, dude. Trust me.[/QUOTE] No, it's just, I know that she doesn't feel that way about me, and it'll just mess things up.

[QUOTE=343N;38354439]having to crap in a bag because horrible ass problems yes I said crap in a bag [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] and then grabbing it with my hands eughhh[/QUOTE] Not fucking funny. My grandfather has cancer and his ass is blocked off. So he has a small hole at his side where he keeps a bag or something and he has to shit in that. It might sound funny but its fucking not. And the most sad thing is is that he doesnt have much time left

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38360982]The girl I've liked for like 6 years is asking me for advice on why no one seems to like her. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck[/QUOTE] 6 years?? What the fuck are you waiting for?

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38360982]The girl I've liked for like 6 years is asking me for advice on why no one seems to like her. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck[/QUOTE] I know that feel.

Ahhh shit. She's crying. I fucking hate this get me out of here help [SUB]please[/SUB]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;38361255]6 years?? What the fuck are you waiting for?[/QUOTE] I haven't a clue.

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38361307]Ahhh shit. She's crying. I fucking hate this get me out of here help [SUB]please[/SUB][/QUOTE] Honestly I don't know if you're just fucking dumb or socially inept. If she's crying to you because no one likes her, yet you do, no one needs to tell you what to do next, its painfully obvious.

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38358711]My best mate's girlfriend does heroin, we're fucking 14 man that's not right. I found out by accident, she said she quit smoking and I thought weed and I was asking her about it because her boyfriend didn't want to smoke weed with me, in case he looked like a hypocrite (he tried to get her to stop smoking). I said something like "Yeah, weeds bad for you, heroin is like so much better for you" ironically, then she popped up on facebook with the message "You said about me taking heroin earlier,who told you?" I'm just sitting there in my chair, fucking reeling. She, me and him are all 14, I mean it isn't even legal for her to smoke and she's on heroin. Fuck. Apparently her brother introduced it to her, but he OD'd on it. I don't know what to do, she says she doesn't want me to tell her boyfriend, but I've known him almost all of my life, his parents and my parents knew each other in uni, we where born 11 days apart. Fuck. I've offered her help, said I'll help her of it, but this is serious shit. So facepunch, what do I do? I'm obviously going to help her, fuck even if I'd known her a week I would help her of the stuff, I just don't know what to tell Matt. And hey Matt, if you are reading this, don't be mad at Courtney, just help her man, I will to.[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, 14 and on skag? That shit ain't right. [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] I mean being on skag at all is bad enough, but at 14? Holy shit. [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38359120]When people ask someone if they "do alcohol". Makes it sound like it's fucking cocaine or something.[/QUOTE] lets go take some weed bro

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38361307]Ahhh shit. She's crying. I fucking hate this get me out of here help [SUB]please[/SUB][/QUOTE] Go for it man! I want to see you be happy instead of depressed that you missed out on a perfect opportunity. When you got feelings for someone you need to act on those feelings, not just sit there. No matter how hard it may seem to do, you will feel AMAZING once you do so. I got a good feeling she might like you back.

Fuck man, I have to create a president out of a culture we know NOTHING ABOUT. Only for the spirit of President Elections, fucking wow lets just learn more about them instead of making a president out of em

[QUOTE=Starpluck;38361370]Honestly I don't know if you're just fucking dumb or socially inept. If she's crying to you because no one likes her, yet you do, no one needs to tell you what to do next, its painfully obvious.[/QUOTE] But she doesn't like me, and I know her enough that me telling her would just make her feel worse, because on top of thinking no one likes her, she'd feel horrible about possibly offending/hurting me.

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38361446]But she doesn't like me, and I know her enough that me telling her would just make her feel worse, because on top of thinking no one likes her, she'd feel horrible about possibly offending/hurting me.[/QUOTE] Do you know that she doesn't like you? If you can hide your feelings for SIX years, maybe she might be doing the same?

[QUOTE=elevate;38361495]Do you know that she doesn't like you? If you can hide your feelings for SIX years, maybe she might be doing the same?[/QUOTE] I'm like 98 percent sure.

Jesus [B]fucking[/B] christ i hate YouTubes current layout, nothing fucking works like it should! :|