Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=Starpluck;38375228]No donation threads.[/QUOTE] Well okay then, I saw quite a lot of donation threads slide, but since that Christmas thing I'm sure this is gonna be enforced now.

Whenever I try to stand up for my friends, my brother gets embarrassed for me. Like two days ago, this weird girl in class wasn't saying anything. That douche guy from the post I made 11 million years ago starts telling her to sit up, and start talkin' because that's what [I]real[/I] women do, dammit. I tell him that maybe she just doesn't want to talk, and my brother starts getting all pissy, saying that not everything I do helps others out, and that I should stop supporting my classmate. He doesn't usually get me mad, but he doesn't mind his beeswax.

Holy fucking shit I'm so mad right now. Ever since I bought my car a month ago, I have had CONSTANT problems with it. After getting my car back from the shop today who replaced the leaking tires, it wont start. And I have a fucking midterm tomorrow morning and I don't have a car and there is like 30cm of snow on the ground and it will be -19C tomorrow. I feel like selling the piece of shit for a $200 car that will be more reliable.

So little time left in school They still insist on giving us shitloads of work even though the reports have pretty much already been written

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;38378651]I'm not so much annoyed by the term "friendzone" as I am the connotations. Like, I get being put in the "friendzone", as in "restricted to being just a friend when you want something more", but the common connotation is "I acted like a nice guy just to get in her pants but it didn't work out so now I'm mad", which is horrible.[/QUOTE] It has connotations of expecting something from the friendship and reinforces the idea that man and woman can only coexist in a romantic relationship.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38380142]It has connotations of expecting something from the friendship and reinforces the idea that man and woman can only coexist in a romantic relationship.[/QUOTE] See, the way I see it, it's like "she just wants to be friends, I want something more than that. Friendship is nice, but I was hoping for a romantic relationship, so this is a little disappointing that she is either oblivious to my advances or is aware but does not share my feelings". But as I said, it is most commonly used to mean "I pretend to be courteous towards her, I do nice things for her, why isn't she all over my dick? I'm a nice guy, I deserve sex.", which, as I said, is disgusting and reflects badly on all genuine nice guys (something I like to consider myself, without sounding too presumptuous).

tug of war competition, and i am prepared to win. Oh what's that? Tard kid has a hissy fit? No first place for me!

[QUOTE=wug;38380374]tug of war competition, and i am prepared to win. Oh what's that? Tard kid has a hissy fit? No first place for me![/QUOTE] Wait what happened You were 1st place but a retard had a little tantrum and now they are the winner?

[QUOTE=Cyanlime;38378698]people who complain about being "friendzoned" should just be glad the chick's willing to be their friend. I'm currently stuck in what those people might call the "acquaintance zone".[/QUOTE] Friendzone does not exist and what the hell is the "acquaintance zone?"

shitthatgetsmemad.txt when people who only happened to be born in the wrong place need to choose between suffering or getting into crippling debt. how dare people sneer and say having a working healthcare system is "socialism" or "stealing from the rich". how dare they say it's just poor people "looking for a hand-out". how dare they insinuate that you need to save up and think about your finances before you even call 911 in the event of an emergency. this is related to mister sandman's unfortunate situation, but when i worked at a hospital i saw this all the time. people walking away with potentially life-threatening conditions simply because they can't afford proper care. it's lame and it sucks k

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38380459]Wait what happened You were 1st place but a retard had a little tantrum and now they are the winner?[/QUOTE] The tard had a huge cry and because everyone felt sorry for him they were given first place.

[QUOTE=wug;38380895]The tard had a huge cry and because everyone felt sorry for him they were given first place.[/QUOTE] Well, that's the way the world works... oh wait, no it isn't! I'm assuming this is school thing. Yeah, schools are completely dumb about things like that. Somebody once said to me that school is a microcosm of the world, but that's bullshit. It's a strange, self-contained society, that has its own set of nonsensical rules which have no bearing on the outside world. A guy called Paul Graham compared it to the society that forms in a prison, which is a pretty good comparison IMO.

oh wow you know how i told you guys how i asked that girl out and she stood me up i asked her out again i don't know who defined insanity as doing the same thing over again and expecting different results but what i do know is, if we go by that definition, we come to this conclusion: cyanlime is as mad as a motherfucking hatter. oh look i'm page peasant too

[QUOTE=wug;38380895]The tard had a huge cry and because everyone felt sorry for him they were given first place.[/QUOTE] Kind of sums up my school's sports day. You don't win by winning, you win by how many students in your class participate. So you can have a class where only a few people participate, but get first place every time lose to a class where everyone participates, but gets last place every time.

I always hated sports during school, the teams were always totally unbalanced and the morale broken. You always hate those alpha males that wanted to dominate everyone and reject any sorts of teamplay, then you have the medicore guys like me, who are not really good at anything but not really bad either. Willing for some teamplay. Then you have like the total retards and idiots who disliked sports or sucked at them so much. Furthermore then you always had those quarrels with some of the guys or gals, which made it even more unpleasant. But I kind of miss it now, at university you do not have any sports at all.

I set my alarm for 8:30 so I could go into university at 10:00 for a materials test. I woke up tired as shit so I set my alarm half an hour forward, slept for a bit, then got ready. I looked at the time and it was 10:30. What the shit. Somehow I managed to set my alarm clock an hour and 30 minutes forward, and I slept that long without even realising. I really hope I don't fail the module because of this.

Your avatar fits quite well :v:

mfw I looked at the clock "What? What? WHAT!?"

how the fuck do I stay up this late? also I keep wanting to change the length of my romney avatar but I'm too damn lazy to go back into photoshop.

People referring magazines as clips. Just pisses me off.

Have you been in the WarZ thread? :v: Who gives a shit anyway, I do not know but it seems like a total trivial issue.

[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;38380242]See, the way I see it, it's like "she just wants to be friends, I want something more than that. Friendship is nice, but I was hoping for a romantic relationship, so this is a little disappointing that she is either oblivious to my advances or is aware but does not share my feelings". But as I said, it is most commonly used to mean "I pretend to be courteous towards her, I do nice things for her, why isn't she all over my dick? I'm a nice guy, I deserve sex.", which, as I said, is disgusting and reflects badly on all genuine nice guys (something I like to consider myself, without sounding too presumptuous).[/QUOTE] The ''put in friendship, receive sex'' mentality is quite pathetic. And a lot of women don't like men who act that way. [QUOTE=Cyanlime;38381129]oh wow you know how i told you guys how i asked that girl out and she stood me up i asked her out again i don't know who defined insanity as doing the same thing over again and expecting different results but what i do know is, if we go by that definition, we come to this conclusion: cyanlime is as mad as a motherfucking hatter. oh look i'm page peasant too[/QUOTE] She's clearly not interested, soz bro.

When people say at the end of their sentence, "...just saying." to justify whatever it is they have just said. (Usually nasty critisism) It rustled the fuck out of my jimmies and I reply to them, "NO. NO! YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU. ARE. NOT. GO HOME." or something along those lines, ending with, "GO HOME!"

My memory is awful. Ages ago I came up with a mildly humorous title for somebody, regarding the fact that they change their avatar constantly. The problem was that I couldn't remember who I was thinking of, they change their avatar so often that I don't recognise them. I saw their username today and thought, "There's the guy I was going to give a title to! I'll sort that that out just as soon as I finish doing this..." Yeah I was just looking through... some thread...um... how long ago was it...what was the guy's username? um... what was their new avatar? Shit, it's completely gone again. Why didn't I just write it down? However many times my memory fails me, I still trust it to work the next time. I'm wandering around facepunch like an old man with dementia.

[QUOTE=mewsein;38381980]When people say at the end of their sentence, "...just saying." to justify whatever it is they have just said. (Usually nasty critisism) It rustled the fuck out of my jimmies and I reply to them, "NO. NO! YOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU. ARE. NOT. GO HOME." or something along those lines, ending with, "GO HOME!"[/QUOTE] It's the equivalent of "no offense but"

[QUOTE=jaykray;38382072]It's the equivalent of "no offense but"[/QUOTE] There's a big collection of obnoxious phrases I'd like to have outlawed on pain of death. "In my humble opinion... " (I use the word humble to make what I say sound less offensive) "I'm not a racist, but..." (I'm a racist and I'm going to say something terrible) "...stop me if I'm boring you..." (Even [i]I[/i] know that what I'm saying is boring)

I've got a squirrel which keeps trying to dig into my wall, and I can't just dispose of it through normal means[traps, pellet rifle, or poison] thanks to a few clauses within the neighborhood... You win this round, squirrel.

I lose my shit when somebody cancels any of the recordings I set on the DVR. Words can not possibly describe the rage I feel when a mini-marathon of one of my favorite TV shows just doesn't record and I miss a huge portion of the plot. When I woke up, I was like "Hell yeah, I'm going to make some pancakes and watch the 2 hour season premiere I recorded last night." I got my pancakes cooked, got a glass of milk, checked the list of recorded programs, and it was nowhere to be found. My day was so ruined that I couldn't even enjoy my pancakes.

My dad's chickens are slowly dying. D: The stupid motherfucker mixed them and now they're all dying of sickness.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;38382209]I've got a squirrel which keeps trying to dig into my wall, and I can't just dispose of it through normal means[traps, pellet rifle, or poison] thanks to a few clauses within the neighborhood... You win this round, squirrel.[/QUOTE] How the fuck are you supposed to get rid of it then, landmines? Grenades? Magic? That actually is one of the things that piss me off - laws written and enacted without bothering about the consequences. Like in this case: everyone probably was all "omg let's save the poor squirrels from senseless death" when they enacted that stuff, which looks fine at a first glance, but now we've got Joe who has a genuine problem but can't solve it.