Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;38382209]I've got a squirrel which keeps trying to dig into my wall, and I can't just dispose of it through normal means[traps, pellet rifle, or poison] thanks to a few clauses within the neighborhood... You win this round, squirrel.[/QUOTE] Repellent? There must be a natural repellent that you could use.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38382996]I lose my shit when somebody cancels any of the recordings I set on the DVR. Words can not possibly describe the rage I feel when a mini-marathon of one of my favorite TV shows just doesn't record and I miss a huge portion of the plot. When I woke up, I was like "Hell yeah, I'm going to make some pancakes and watch the 2 hour season premiere I recorded last night." I got my pancakes cooked, got a glass of milk, checked the list of recorded programs, and it was nowhere to be found. My day was so ruined that I couldn't even enjoy my pancakes.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry you had to endure that. Must be a real tragedy.

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[QUOTE=Starpluck;38383561]I'm sorry you had to endure that. Must be a real tragedy.[/QUOTE] You have no idea. These are the hardships of being a white male in a 1st world country. It's awful.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38383607]You have no idea. These are the hardships of being a white male in a 1st world country. It's awful.[/QUOTE] Must've been worse then being diagnosed with cancer, I feel for you man

Me and my dad we're going to go out to our deer lease if I felt better today and I woke up feeling fucking extravagant and I even took some alka seltzer just to keep any bit of sickness I had down. And now my mom said shes going to go instead of me and I won't be able to go for another 2 weeks. I mean ffs, yeah its a boring process sitting in a stand for 8 hours a day but I enjoy it and the one time I don't show up is gonna be when a huge ass deer comes through and just sits there on our camera mocking me.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38383541]Repellent? There must be a natural repellent that you could use.[/QUOTE] Piss.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;38382209]I've got a squirrel which keeps trying to dig into my wall, and I can't just dispose of it through normal means[traps, pellet rifle, or poison] thanks to a few clauses within the neighborhood... You win this round, squirrel.[/QUOTE] Lure it to someone else's house with a trail of food and see how they like it. [editline]9th November 2012[/editline] Squirrels are so evil. My dog used to bring living baby squirrels to our house and my mom would raise them and set them free when they were old enough. Every one she took care of was a huge fucking jerk. One of them tried to gnaw its way into my sister's room through her screen on her window, another kept relentlessly attacking my dad when he was mowing the lawn, and another kept jumping on me whenever I had any kind of food in my hands. Bastards, every last one of them. EDIT God dammit, my sister just walked into my room and started yelling at me for using the rest of the pancake mix and now she pretty much hates me. MY DAY COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE.

So, I made this: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ZEc6A.jpg[/img_thumb] and showed it to my dad, who enjoys seeing the shit I make, and upon seeing that they are rounds of ammunition, he starts in on me about violence and how people will think I'm going to be columbine all over again blah blah blah fuck my parents are stupid. Both of them think that video games create violent criminals. [SUB][SUB][SUB]get me out of here[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;38375228]No donation threads.[/QUOTE] One's posted in GD every week or two and receives mostly friendly ratings, but they're not allowed?

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38387761]So, I made this: [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ZEc6A.jpg[/img_thumb] and showed it to my dad, who enjoys seeing the shit I make, and upon seeing that they are rounds of ammunition, he starts in on me about violence and how people will think I'm going to be columbine all over again blah blah blah fuck my parents are stupid. Both of them think that video games create violent criminals. [SUB][SUB][SUB]get me out of here[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/QUOTE] I sure am glad that my parents didn't care that I was beating the ever-loving shit out of prostitutes and cops in GTA3. I bet they were probably worried back then, but I haven't beaten the shit out of any prostitutes or cops yet, so I guess I'm okay.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38387941]I sure am glad that my parents didn't care that I was beating the ever-loving shit out of prostitutes and cops in GTA3. I bet they were probably worried back then, but I haven't beaten the shit out of any prostitutes or cops yet, so I guess I'm okay.[/QUOTE] Until I got my laptop (that they don't know about) all I had was a wii, and they had to extensively check the content of every game I bought, and I was never allowed to buy m rated games, and most t rated games where disallowed as well. I'm almost 18.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38381998]My memory is awful. Ages ago I came up with a mildly humorous title for somebody, regarding the fact that they change their avatar constantly. The problem was that I couldn't remember who I was thinking of, they change their avatar so often that I don't recognise them. I saw their username today and thought, "There's the guy I was going to give a title to! I'll sort that that out just as soon as I finish doing this..." Yeah I was just looking through... some thread...um... how long ago was it...what was the guy's username? um... what was their new avatar? Shit, it's completely gone again. Why didn't I just write it down? However many times my memory fails me, I still trust it to work the next time. I'm wandering around facepunch like an old man with dementia.[/QUOTE] Could be me, I change my avatar a lot, usually like 2-3 times a week.

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38387999]Until I got my laptop (that they don't know about) all I had was a wii, and they had to extensively check the content of every game I bought, and I was never allowed to buy m rated games, and most t rated games where disallowed as well. I'm almost 18.[/QUOTE] Wait till you're finally 18 and get the fuck out of there. How were your parents brought up? Sounds like their rules seem brutally enforced.

fucking shit, everytime i join someone i want to play a game with someone my internet decides to disconnect. First world problems at it's finest.

I hate when people pronounce words incorrectly. Like some people say matoor, instead of mature.

I hate when I have to repeat myself over and over. One time is fine, but 4 times is about enough.

[QUOTE=l l;38389781]I hate when people pronounce words incorrectly. Like some people say matoor, instead of mature.[/QUOTE] Especially people pronouncing Uranus as Your-anus thinking they're the funniest thing ever.

[QUOTE=Rebi;38389886]Especially people pronouncing Uranus as Your-anus thinking they're the funniest thing ever.[/QUOTE] Isn't that how it's pronounced?

Yet another fucking charger broken [B]again.[/B]

[QUOTE=jaykray;38389938]Isn't that how it's pronounced?[/QUOTE] I was told it was yur-(in-us).

[QUOTE=NateDude;38390863]I was told it was yur-(in-us).[/QUOTE] which doesn't have any implications at all

[QUOTE=jaykray;38389938]Isn't that how it's pronounced?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1k12Dao1w[/media]

Are are there like 2 people online right now?

Fuck my life. I had a folder with stockpiles of fun free games, physics demos, SHITLOADS of games (about 100 gigs worth of games and fun stuff was in there for when i'm bored) Stand up, leave for about 3 hours and it's not there. What the fuck. I tried system restore, it's not there, searched the whole computer, gone, looked in the recycle bin, not there. What the hell, why. Some of this shit isn't even on the internet anymore.

Have to get up kinda early so I can take off the starter in my car and go exchange it for one in a junk yard, then install that in the -19C weather.

GEARBOX YOU CUNTS YOU MADE ME WASTE A GODDAMN KEY. FUCKING STEAM AND ITS BUGGY SHITTY SERVICE, IT DOWNLOADED AN OLDER SAVE SO I DONT HAVE A KEY OR MY 2 LEVEL 50 WEAPONS!

I live with the physical embodiment of two of the most hated things on facepunch. People who think videogames create rapists, and people who think PETA is a good thing. Fuuuuuuck. I tried to explain to my mother why PETA is bad, and usually sounds like this. "DON'T YOU LOVE ANIMALS PERRY?" "You know I do, but PETA is-" "THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP" lasdfjsldfa;sld

People who post memes or shit from the internet (i.e here, 4chan, funnyjunk etc.) on Facebook and act like they know all of the internet when really they have googled trollface, also I hate it doubley when they post it in the wrong context the only meme I paste is "There be a shitstorm brewing" on people having a petty argument [editline]10th November 2012[/editline] Oh and when people post incorrectly, I correct them then they call me a nerd or some shit

[QUOTE=georgeface;38393842] Oh and when people post incorrectly, I correct them then they call me a nerd or some shit[/QUOTE] When you correct someone in an argument and cite a source and they tell you to get a life... urgh. It takes 2 seconds to google something.