Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

Holy [I]shit.[/I] I'm on the front room computer (my brother is almost always on it so I didn't think I'd get a chance but apparently I did) and they have fucked this computer hard. Like, within seconds, you can tell something is badly wrong. It works...decent, but there's just no doubt that there's a bunch of bad shit on here. And they have the gall to accuse [I][B]me[/B][/I] of attracting viruses to computers all the time.

I can't wrap my head around installing mods for New Vegas, too confusing to fuck with this late.

Somehow I've actually slightly [I]lost[/I] more weight since I've been in the hospital. And I've been eating a bunch of ramen and shit. How in the fuck? I'm not even sure if this should go in Shit That Gets You Happy or here, I have mixed feelings.

I hate my habit of biting the skin off my fingers, my thumb looks like shit cause of it.

I hate it when I use a phrase wrongly and I come off as a total clotpole. For example I misused the phrase "stood up" in the Not In My Right State Of Mind thead, and it made this girl I know come off as a bitch when she's really exceptionally nice.

[QUOTE=Crash15;38412776]I got rid of my MW2 a while ago. My friends now have a sudden struck of "hurr lets play a game that crash doesn't XD :downs:" I am fucking pissed off by it. And if I suggest Halo 3 because we all have it, they go "no i don't want to play halo 3 omg >:(" and then they go ahead and play a game I don't have why[/QUOTE]I'd play Halo with you or something. Kinda shit that I live in Europe and you live in America.

I play Halo 4, guys, but not for long since I'll be playing Black Ops 2 starting tomorrow night.

Meh, damn. I don't have Halo 4 nor do I have Black Ops 2. I guess Reach/other games could work except Call of Duty. Mostly because CoD is terrible. Maybe only Black Ops 1. But yeah. Race games are number 2 for me right after shooters.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38418115]Meh, damn. I don't have Halo 4 nor do I have Black Ops 2. I guess Reach/other games could work except Call of Duty. Mostly because CoD is terrible. Maybe only Black Ops 1. But yeah. Race games are number 2 for me right after shooters.[/QUOTE] I play all types of games, I've just always liked Call of Duty despite all of the shitty things about the games. I've recently been playing Halo 4, like I said, and also Assassins Creed III.

Eughugh, I don't have any new games :v:

I've been waiting to get those games, though. The only other game I got this year was MLB 12 The Show, and my Mom bought that for me as a gift because I had been talking about it for a while.

When you are 16 and have never ever had a girlfriend/relationship of any type never kissed a girl etc etc I know it's probably been said before in this thread but When you see girls all around you who seem to share common interests with you But then you find out that most of them are already taken Then you find one that isnt taken but you remember that your some anti-social person who doesn't talk much in school at all but talks alot to close friends in every class I go to I just don't say a word but do my work and only speak when spoken to At lunch I sit at a table with 3 of my friends and 2 other girls that like alot of the things that i do Both of them are pretty much already taken and their boyfriends sit there So I just sit down and eat my lunch slowly and just take out a book and read it and some days I won't even bother eating anything really but I'll take a book along so at lunch while everyone else is eating I just go sit somewhere by myself and read a book And then you have the people who like to poke fun at you since you don't talk alot "Hey man did you masturbate so much that your dick fell off last night" Someone said that to me but I just glanced up at them and glanced back down at my book and continued to read And it's even worse since I seem to have a problem where I think of the same thoughts over and over and over and over and It's hard to counter so I just imagine hurting myself in the worst ways imaginable (Shooting self in face, lighting self on fire, etc etc) And it's the only way to stop the same thoughts from replaying over and over I just wish It wasn't like this all the time.

Friend - (says something) Me - (makes autistic joke) Friend - My little cousin is. [thumb]http://s3.amazonaws.com/mfw-production/image_post/2/medium/2.jpg[/thumb]

I can't even sleep,what do I do

At lunch, I really prefer just sitting alone, but just 90% of the time I sit down at a table, even though there are PLENTY of tables with room, somebody sits next to me and speaks to me in a way that indicates they obviously know they're annoying me and that's the reason they're talking to me.

Probably gonna sound stupid and be a long post but fuck it lets do this. So ever since last September (September 2011) I've known this girl through school. It was her first year in public school and she instantly liked me, and I her. But me being me, the 380ish pound redneck/nerd/bully of the school I didn't make a move on her. And for the entire year because I didn't want to have to admit to her or anyone else that I liked her I did what I do with everyone that I like and that likes me - I tried to push her away. But god damnit this girl was different. No matter what I did or said or how much I ignored her she was always there and wanting to talk and just a constant reminder of my feelings. This entire time she was trying to find a "good guy" in my town to date, and had been in and out of so many small relationships in the one year she had been here that most of us lost count. She met a guy on my birthday, which she went with my group to a Flux Pavilion concert for and they ended up dating all summer. But it seemed like everytime they'd kiss or hug she'd look at me or I'd feel jealous of it all. So finally they break up and we start talking. We go out to dinner, no words said as to whether or not its a date. But I'm raised by a southern man so I paid for the meal, obviously. This tells her that it was a date. We both then got to stand awkwardly outside in the cold due to the fact my mom broke the car I can use and had to drive us (along with the fact that about two weeks prior I had come home absolutely smashed out of my mind at 4 am and puked everywhere when I had to be up in 5 hours to get ready to drive 10 miles to work and had planned on doing it regardless of whether or not I was still drunk, which I ended up being still drunk) We both wanted to do something right then and there, she wanted to kiss me and I wanted to put my arm around her to keep her warm but we both lacked the testicular fortitude to do it. So we took her home and I went home and contemplated dating her. I ended up texting her and asking her if she'd like to take it to the next level and she said that she'd been waiting a year for me to say those words. But that fucker she met on my birthday took her back from me. They were "still in love" and she's also still in love with me and I think I'm in love with her and I told her it's time to move on and I don't know if I want to move on anymore but I think it's too late. And then I was doing my singing practice earlier and a [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr22doJgmW0]song[/url] came on and it made me wicked fucking sad. I'm typing this now and I don't have the slightest fucking clue as to what to do anymore. She has class tomorrow so I know she's asleep and I want to text her and tell her I'm sorry and that I don't want things to just stop now. That I want my shot with her, and that her "boyfriend" can fuck off and so many other things. But over this whole weekend I made it sound like I was over it all but I'm realizing now I'm not...

My jimmies are rustled the fuck up when someone asks me a question with an obvious answer. e.g: "Did you light the candle?" (The candle has a flame flickering) I reply, "No, it just combusted into a flame."

[QUOTE=mewsein;38418702]My jimmies are rustled the fuck up when someone asks me a question with an obvious answer.[/QUOTE] I tend to do that from time to time, sorry.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38408221]Whenever I am in NFS Undercover and I drive way over 340 MPH and then some cop cars flies by with 380. Like, what the hell is that shit? I do believe my Nissan is quicker thank you very much.[/QUOTE]Ah what the fuck these cops are bum rushing me with an Impala. GO AWAY AI, YOU'RE CHEATING.

When someone gets angry at you for interrupting them. Then when you get a chance to speak, they interrupt you.

Petty annoyance time! Anyone that pulls this kind of shit. Them: Hi Jesp do you like <insert game here> Me: Nah, that's not really for me Them: That's just because you suck at it. Get good and you'll love it. It's just so stupid :v: Commonly heard from MOBA players and fighting game players in my experience. Of course not saying they are all like that. [editline]s[/editline] Let me add "bro gamers" to that game-related annoyance. They talk about games, so the natural thing is to go "Oh, they talk about games. I like games. Lets join in" or something along those lines. Too bad they will call anyone bringing up other games than CoD or FIFA a nerd or a sperg.

In an annoyingly high number of games: NPC: "Follow me" NPC walks off. I follow.... ...at 1.5x their walking speed. Follow, stop, follow, stop, fuckit, walk ahead and wait for them. Or they run at a speed that's about half-way between your walking speed and running speed. Why? WHY?!

[QUOTE=Nach0s!;38417779]I can't wrap my head around installing mods for New Vegas, too confusing to fuck with this late.[/QUOTE] Get FalloutModManager Find the mod .esp with FOMM Check the little box and let it install Enjoy posting fallout on page 101 fuck yes

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38419581]In an annoyingly high number of games: NPC: "Follow me" NPC walks off. I follow.... ...at 1.5x their walking speed. Follow, stop, follow, stop, fuckit, walk ahead and wait for them. Or they run at a speed that's about half-way between your walking speed and running speed. Why? WHY?![/QUOTE] Or you walk in advance of them and they think you're left behind so they stop or slow down :v:

Woke up at 4:30 Couldn't get back to sleep. Damn it.

Math teacher is a MASSIVE cockhead And he has like super OCD when it comes to placement in the classroom, everything must be perfectly how he has it in his stupid little head

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38419995]Math teacher is a MASSIVE cockhead And he has like super OCD when it comes to placement in the classroom, everything must be perfectly how he has it in his stupid little head[/QUOTE] Can't be any worse than this shitty Social Studies/PDR/French teacher I had last year. She sat me next to this guy that she knew I didn't get along with or work well with for the majority of the year. It wasn't until after we had a fight that she realized, "Oh, those two being beside each other is not a wise choice." Aside from that, she also filled our heads with the dumbest propaganda I'd ever heard. A good example is when she said, "The high you get from marijuana is the effect of your brain cells dying."

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38418822]Ah what the fuck these cops are bum rushing me with an Impala. GO AWAY AI, YOU'RE CHEATING.[/QUOTE] i've got the same problem in need for speed. i drive around in a motherfucking f1 car, yet they aren't even having slight problems catching up to me.

Posting as this is currently happening. Being put on hold for twenty minutes as the handler types two words into their computer... fuck sakes.

[QUOTE=smithy69;38420034]"The high you get from marijuana is the effect of your brain cells dying."[/QUOTE] bahahahahahaha :v: >automerge.