Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

Angry because I don't have my Xbox or any money. Woo, look at all these games I can't have!

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38435702]Went to smoke a bowl with the guys last night and they asked me to sneak upstairs and fill the bong up with water while the parents were sleeping. So I take the bong to the other side of the house to fill it up. I notice that the bong water that's already in it smells like the inside of an ass, so I dump it out and decide to clean it with hot water. Big mistake. I put a bit of hot water in it and I hear a clicking noise. After my heart starts beating again, I look the bong over. Low and behold, I see a crack in the glass around the base. It wasn't a huge crack, so I kind of thought to myself "we can work with this". Then I hear that clicking sound again a couple of times. Just as I go to reach for the bottom of the bong, half of the bottom breaks off. Going back downstairs with a broken bong to show your friends isn't exactly the best thing ever. Luckily for me, my friend (the owner of the bong) is a bro and didn't really mind. "It's just money, dude. It's not like you killed my dad or anything. We'll just get a new one on my next paycheck." Even though he took it well and everything, I still feel kind of shitty about it, especially when we had to resort to making a homemade one out of a 7up bottle afterwards. I just hope that he was sincere when he said he didn't mind.[/QUOTE] How do you manage to break every bong you come into contact with?

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38435795]Angry because I don't have my Xbox or any money. Woo, look at all these games I can't have![/QUOTE] If I didn't have a PS3/360 I'd buy a used one, and use it for GTA 5 and a media center. Both consoles are awesome for playing video. Sadly, not having any money doesn't get you anywhere. I feel so spoiled to have found a 360 in the trash, I wish everyone could have been as lucky as me :c [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] Thought I was in the GTA thread for some reason :v:

I tried to post on 4chan. Immediately got permabanned for CP. lol

Holy shit I just merged one nanosecond before you posted

I have been having really disturbing dreams lately. Last night's dream was aperantly reading a picture book about table manners in school. The first page sucked because it only said "KEEP YOUR FUCKING ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE". I even looked around the room to see if anyone would laugh at this or question this. I didn't say anything for some reason. The next page was weird as fuck. It was aperantly about a living skinned dog that was some sort of god or some crazy shit that punishes people. The next page shows the dog transforming into a caterpillar and then brutally anal raping some guy that had his elbows on the table. The caterpillar had like a dick for every 2 legs so he had a wall of moving raping dicks. Next few pages was weirder than any hentai comic I've seen. I quickly skimmed through the pages and the rest of the book was just the catepillar engaging in a series of sexual positions with a bunch of people who had elbows on the table. I looked around the room and everyone was carefully reading each page trying to find symbolism or some crazy shit. After about 16 pages of bullshit, there was another rule in the middle of the page: "Don't chew with your mouth full". I shouted NOPENOPENOPENOPE in the middle of the class and woke up. Can someone fucking explain this to me.

Keep your elbows off the table and don't chew with your mouth full. Duh.

I dont. I follow table manners all the time.

Woke up about an hour late for school, so I went to see if my dad could drop me off, "Okay, I'll check you in-in a few minutes" A few minutes later. "I gotta go to work, so I'll just drop you off on the way" It's about 11 now, and I'm not sure when he goes to work. Not that I want to go to school, but more algebra makeup work is the last thing I'd need.

I promised my friend that I'd take him home with me to play Black Ops 2, since he's not getting it until christmas. He worked his ass off to convince his grandma to let him go, but my mom just told me this on the drive to school. "At 1:45, you have an orthodontist appointment, and when you get back home we have 5 minutes, since you'll be going to your psychiatrist at 4:00 (long drive), and you have Drive-School tonight at 6:30." :C

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38435908]Actually, this was technically my first. The first time I was partially responsible, along with my friend. We both went to grab the bong and when we thought one of us had it, we both let go and it fell to the ground. This time it was apparently because the bong was always hidden in the more musty part of the basement and the contact with the hot water managed to crack it, I guess.[/QUOTE] You stay the fuck away from my bongs dude. You're a neat guy, but you definitely have a bong jinx.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38436273]I promised my friend that I'd take him home with me to play Black Ops 2, since he's not getting it until christmas. He worked his ass off to convince his grandma to let him go, but my mom just told me this on the drive to school. "At 1:45, you have an orthodontist appointment, and when you get back home we have 5 minutes, since you'll be going to your psychiatrist at 4:00 (long drive), and you have Drive-School tonight at 6:30." :C[/QUOTE] Do most people in America have psychiatrists?

Bong water tastes amazing

While I was banned, some serious shit went down, from worst to least worst. -My grandpa died. -My girlfriend fell out of love with me. -All of my R/C cars got stolen -The really expensive, rare pieces of glass on the side of my truck are broken (related to above) -My truck decided it's in its best interest to not run well or shift. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] Oh yeah, and my mom gave me 1 month to find a job or i get kicked out on the street in my truck, which will have no insurance because she's going to cancel it. Thanks mom! Thankfully, dad wont let that happen.

I broke my browser. Not sure how, but I did.

That cunt still hasn't stopped talking bullshit about his dick. I feel like smashing him in the face since he's a mega bragger, a bullshitter, a retard and a fucking dick in general. He said that his dick is bigger than mine so he gets all the girls and apparently he knows mine is too tiny to even get one girl. Now I lost the motivation on finding a girl now.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38436742]That cunt still hasn't stopped talking bullshit about his dick. I feel like smashing him in the face since he's a mega bragger, a bullshitter, a retard and a fucking dick in general. He said that his dick is bigger than mine so he gets all the girls and apparently he knows mine is too tiny to even get one girl. Now I lost the motivation on finding a girl now.[/QUOTE] Ask him why he's so obsessed with dicks

I hate playing multiplayer games that have no type of system that tracks stats and uses it to match you with players that have the same skill level. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=digigamer17;38436742]That cunt still hasn't stopped talking bullshit about his dick. I feel like smashing him in the face since he's a mega bragger, a bullshitter, a retard and a fucking dick in general. He said that his dick is bigger than mine so he gets all the girls and apparently he knows mine is too tiny to even get one girl. Now I lost the motivation on finding a girl now.[/QUOTE] Tell him to see me. I'll put him in his place.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38436754]Ask him why he's so obsessed with dicks[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]18:03 - rafapp+tamakin1337: XD 18:03 - rafapp+tamakin1337: :P 18:03 - rafapp+tamakin1337: ur obsect [/QUOTE] Mhhh...

I find it annoying how people throw the word "love" around. I've heard it so much recently, on Facepunch and elsewhere. Apparently, unilateral obsession with a person = love and also, a desire to stick a dick into a person = love I don't want to be an insensitive asshole but... I'm an insensitive asshole. A friend said that he stopped at some lights, looked over at the girl in the car next to him and "It was love at first sight..." What I didn't say was "No, you saw a stranger, who's face looked like one you'd prefer to see looking up at you from groin level." We use the word "love" like this, because if we used the correct terms to describe our feelings, somebody would call the police.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38436472]Bong water tastes amazing[/QUOTE] yeah man drink bong water erry day 420 bob marley

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38436742]That cunt still hasn't stopped talking bullshit about his dick. I feel like smashing him in the face since he's a mega bragger, a bullshitter, a retard and a fucking dick in general. He said that his dick is bigger than mine so he gets all the girls and apparently he knows mine is too tiny to even get one girl. Now I lost the motivation on finding a girl now.[/QUOTE]how old are you?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38435937]I have been having really disturbing dreams lately. Last night's dream was aperantly reading a picture book about table manners in school. The first page sucked because it only said "KEEP YOUR FUCKING ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE". I even looked around the room to see if anyone would laugh at this or question this. I didn't say anything for some reason. The next page was weird as fuck. It was aperantly about a living skinned dog that was some sort of god or some crazy shit that punishes people. The next page shows the dog transforming into a caterpillar and then brutally anal raping some guy that had his elbows on the table. The caterpillar had like a dick for every 2 legs so he had a wall of moving raping dicks. Next few pages was weirder than any hentai comic I've seen. I quickly skimmed through the pages and the rest of the book was just the catepillar engaging in a series of sexual positions with a bunch of people who had elbows on the table. I looked around the room and everyone was carefully reading each page trying to find symbolism or some crazy shit. After about 16 pages of bullshit, there was another rule in the middle of the page: "Don't chew with your mouth full". I shouted NOPENOPENOPENOPE in the middle of the class and woke up. Can someone fucking explain this to me.[/QUOTE] Is there any chance you could perhaps create a post of the day feed/app featuring yourself?

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;38436869]how old are you?[/QUOTE] 16

When you pick something up after a long while of not using it, i.e. XBL, and you can't remember your information to log in, but you've got it where it logs you in automatically. That way if your system ever resets, you've no way to get the account back that you've had for like 5 years.

[QUOTE=Daevian;38436985]When you pick something up after a long while of not using it, i.e. XBL, and you can't remember your information to log in, but you've got it where it logs you in automatically. That way if your system ever resets, you've no way to get the account back that you've had for like 5 years.[/QUOTE] I have this exact same issue with Steam every time something screws up.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38436742]That cunt still hasn't stopped talking bullshit about his dick. I feel like smashing him in the face since he's a mega bragger, a bullshitter, a retard and a fucking dick in general. He said that his dick is bigger than mine so he gets all the girls and apparently he knows mine is too tiny to even get one girl. Now I lost the motivation on finding a girl now.[/QUOTE] Evidently I wasn't here for the first part of this saga, but this guy sounds like a mega-cunt. I've dealt with a mega-cunt before, his name is Tom. He's homeless now. Just remember, cunts always have it coming to them eventually.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38437016]I have this exact same issue with Steam every time something screws up.[/QUOTE] I'm using an old email, something from when i was like 12. I've completely forgotten about it untill now, and I'm trying to activate some code for DLC on the computer. Can't get into the account because I don't know what the password to the account is, nor do I know the password to my old old old ass email account. I've got like 14 gigs of Rockband songs on that account, and my Netflix account is attatched to it, so if this goes down the drain, fuck it all man. Just fuck it all.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38436956]16[/QUOTE]why don't you just ignore him

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;38437070]why don't you just ignore him[/QUOTE] Trying to. He gets on my nerves so much. But I'll try