Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

I have a hard time coming up with filler bullshit for ENG and HUM classes. I'm supposed to be writing three essays right now but I'm too busy browsing Facepunch. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-arghfist.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38437185]I have a hard time coming up with filler bullshit for ENG and HUM classes. I'm supposed to be writing three essays rights now but I'm too busy browsing Facepunch. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-arghfist.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Facepunch is serious business.

Call me whatever you want, but I'd say out of everything that gets me mad, I'm the main thing that gets me mad. I've never been satisfied with anything I do, and I know I'll never be as good as I want myself to be. I know people say its good to not be fully satisfied with yourself so you always work toward improving yourself, but at some points, that area of satisfaction seems much farther out of reach and it almost seems pointless to try harder. [/rant]

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38437872]Call me whatever you want, but I'd say out of everything that gets me mad, I'm the main thing that gets me mad. I've never been satisfied with anything I do, and I know I'll never be as good as I want myself to be. I know people say its good to not be fully satisfied with yourself so you always work toward improving yourself, but at some points, that area of satisfaction seems much farther out of reach and it almost seems pointless to try harder. [/rant][/QUOTE] This is me when it comes to Starcraft II, writing, computers, and music.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38437185][img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-arghfist.gif[/img][/QUOTE] What do the essays have to be about?

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;38437917]What do the essays have to be about?[/QUOTE] A practice classification essay about the entertainment available to college students, an essay on the lies parents tell their children and vice versa, and an analysis of James Baldwin's short story [I]Sonny's Blues[/I]. Standard "academic and enriching" crap. Granted, the first two only have to be a page each because the high school students I share classes with drag the standard down.

When the smell of your balls gently flows up to your face and your face clenches from the horror

When I'm in a school desk and I try to put my feet on the basket in front of me but it turns out to have a wall stopping that. [b][I]Motherfucker.[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38438036]When the smell of your balls gently flows up to your face and your face clenches from the horror[/QUOTE] Do you not shower? [QUOTE=Cabbage;38438078]I do. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] Do you?[/QUOTE] Yes, I do. I'm not understanding how the sheer spunk of your balls can cause such a reaction if you have any hygiene at all.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38438069]Do you not shower?[/QUOTE] I do. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] Do you?

I wish people talking about pot didn't make me so damn uncomfortable

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38438066]When I'm in a school desk and I try to put my feet on the basket in front of me but it turns out to have a wall stopping that. [b][I]Motherfucker.[/I][/B][/QUOTE] Fuck those slim metal bars on the baskets Our baskets have them on three sides, which is even worse since books can't hang out over the edge. So barely anything can fit in there.

This school's Internet really is shitty today. I swear the new anime club is streaming 3TB of hentai or some crazy shit. I should join that club and say that Transformers is the best anime just to see how far I last.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38438149]Being the youngest sibling out of 3 brothers. To be honest they always get the opportunities and when it comes around to my turn I get nothing [img]http://www.facepunch.com//fp/emoot/smith.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Trying being in the middle of 3 brothers. They treat the youngest one better because he's younger and the older one better because he's older

I follow someone on twitter who only ever tweets about football (soccer), which I don't really care about, but it's just a constant dirge. He's normally a really nice guy, but on twitter he swears all the time, sends hateful messages to people who played for the team he supports but left (he worshipped them before but now he hates them, I don't really understand). If I follow him I'm pretty sure he'll notice and I can't help but think it would be awkward when we next see each other, which could be anytime. What do I do? Oh yeah, he also tweets what is happening in football games that he is watching.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38438069]Do you not shower? Yes, I do. I'm not understanding how the sheer spunk of your balls can cause such a reaction if you have any hygiene at all.[/QUOTE] Still not getting it are you

[QUOTE=jaykray;38438223]I follow someone on twitter who only ever tweets about football (soccer), which I don't really care about, but it's just a constant dirge. He's normally a really nice guy, but on twitter he swears all the time, sends hateful messages to people who played for the team he supports but left (he worshipped them before but now he hates them, I don't really understand). If I follow him I'm pretty sure he'll notice and I can't help but think it would be awkward when we next see each other, which could be anytime. What do I do? Oh yeah, he also tweets what is happening in football games that he is watching.[/QUOTE] Block him and say you deleted your Twitter.

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38438736]Block him and say you deleted your Twitter.[/QUOTE] What if someone retweets something I say? Although to be honest, that's a big if. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38438727]stuff about drugs[/QUOTE] The thing that annoys me is people who let it become who they are. If the most interesting thing about them is that they smoke weed then they must be pretty damn boring.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38438727]I was the exact same way until I tried it. I smoked it off and on in high school, but I do it daily now, or at least when I can. Trust me when I say that it's all in your head. That being said, I don't really like people that talk about weed ALL the time. Like, I'm fine with people that do it, I just hate when this is all I see on their Facebook profile: [img]http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226387_353634878050093_607523876_n.jpg[/img] It kind of gives you the wrong idea of what a lot of stoners are like, which is why I avoided the crowd for the most part in high school. On the whole, I'd recommend that you try it at least once in your life, but I wouldn't force it on anyone.[/QUOTE] lol personally it's not a big deal to me if they put that shit all over their profile.

Fuck FedEX, they flung a box at our door. A fucking fragile box with a new computer, I'm lucky it didn't even break.

Children who think it's fun to take the piss out of others that can't afford shit like iPads. Kids in general who think they know more, too. I was walking home from college when I saw two kids sat there, one with this iPad, looked like the first iPad, and another kid with a Nexus 7. The kid with the iPad started spouting out shit like "HA MINE IS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE IT'S BIGGER AND IS MADE BY APPLE! AND IT COST MORE!" I had such an urge to go and hit that kid.

[QUOTE=gaige333;38439036][B]Children [/B]who think it's fun to take the piss out of others that can't afford shit like iPads. [B]Kids [/B]in general who think they know more, too. I was walking home from college when I saw two [B]kids [/B]sat there, one with this iPad, looked like the first iPad, and another kid with a Nexus 7. The [B]kid [/B]with the iPad started spouting out shit like "HA MINE IS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE IT'S BIGGER AND IS MADE BY APPLE! AND IT COST MORE!" I had such an urge to go and hit that [B]kid[/B].[/QUOTE] What do you expect?

[QUOTE=gaige333;38439036]Children who think it's fun to take the piss out of others that can't afford shit like iPads. Kids in general who think they know more, too. I was walking home from college when I saw two kids sat there, one with this iPad, looked like the first iPad, and another kid with a Nexus 7. The kid with the iPad started spouting out shit like "HA MINE IS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE IT'S BIGGER AND IS MADE BY APPLE! AND IT COST MORE!" I had such an urge to go and hit that kid.[/QUOTE] I'm still using a cell phone from the 90's that my mother gave me. Some of my relatives younger than 13 have smartphones and iPads. When I was in my senior year of high school about 20 freshmen got iPads for free and did dick all with them, even though the seniors were promised they would have access to decent tech several years before. But no we had to use workstations that can't run Flash or Microsoft PowerPoint. At least we got Windows XP after the first year instead of a UNIX OS with a Windows 95 desktop. I want a damn smartphone, I actually need one.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38438036]When the smell of your balls gently flows up to your face and your face clenches from the horror[/QUOTE] Yeah that's why people usually wash themselves.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38438727]I was the exact same way until I tried it. I smoked it off and on in high school, but I do it daily now, or at least when I can. Trust me when I say that it's all in your head. That being said, I don't really like people that talk about weed ALL the time. Like, I'm fine with people that do it, I just hate when this is all I see on their Facebook profile: [img]http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226387_353634878050093_607523876_n.jpg[/img] It kind of gives you the wrong idea of what a lot of stoners are like, which is why I avoided the crowd for the most part in high school. On the whole, I'd recommend that you try it at least once in your life, but I wouldn't force it on anyone.[/QUOTE] TBH I will never take drugs. I'm trying to stay away from stuff like drugs, alcohol and tobacco. My dad has had some bad habits with drinking and smoking in life (luckily he hadn't gone anywhere near drugs), and I wanna make sure that later in my life I don't end up becoming like him. Guess you could call me straight edge or something.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38438727]It kind of gives you the wrong idea of what a lot of stoners are like, which is why I avoided the crowd for the most part in high school. On the whole, I'd recommend that you try it at least once in your life, but I wouldn't force it on anyone.[/QUOTE] I had a guy telling everyone he was selling an ounce on facebook if you gotta advertise it do it right [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;38439197]TBH I will never take drugs. I'm trying to stay away from stuff like drugs, alcohol and tobacco. My dad has had some bad habits with drinking and smoking in life (luckily he hadn't gone anywhere near drugs), and I wanna make sure that later in my life I don't end up becoming like him.[/QUOTE] #yolo durgs are fun in moderation

-snip; it was a mess up-

[QUOTE=jaykray;38438759]What if someone retweets something I say? Although to be honest, that's a big if. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] The thing that annoys me is people who let it become who they are. If the most interesting thing about them is that they smoke weed then they must be pretty damn boring.[/QUOTE] If they retweet you, I don't think it'll show up on his feed, whether a proper retweet or if it has an @reply to you.

[QUOTE=Lukeo;38439263]#yolo durgs are fun in moderation[/QUOTE] I said I ain't gonna do it and I'm gonna live up to my word, so no.

I can't believe my history/literature teacher just said "Let Texas leave the US, they will be a better country anyways, Texas is the smartest too" You're going too far with that, I suggest backpedaling.