Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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rip in peace
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37910592]Shit, he's home.
I'll get back to you guys if anything happens.[/QUOTE]
you should realize that he's not going to jail, even if you try calling the cops on him, and when you've pissed up his leg for long enough he will beat your fucking skull in.
i would remove your little note quickly, and find a way to actually hurt him instead.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;37910672]you should realize that he's not going to jail, even if you try calling the cops on him, and when you've pissed up his leg for long enough he will beat your fucking skull in.
i would remove your little note quickly, and find a way to actually hurt him instead.[/QUOTE]
Was that little white spot on the tongue of the cat in your avatar always there? Unrelated but honest question :v:
I never noticed it before.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37910702]Was that little white spot on the tongue of the cat in your avatar always there? Unrelated but honest question :v:
I never noticed it before.[/QUOTE]
yeah, it has always been there. it's a tab of lsd, man :v:
[QUOTE=RobyYe;37910651]rip in peace[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E97qXsSKJUY[/media]
[QUOTE=/B/rother;37910714]yeah, it has always been there. it's a tab of lsd, man :v:[/QUOTE]
I was guessing that, never noticed it before
perhaps the [I]rest of the avatar[/I] kind of drew my attention away :v:
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37910734]I was guessing that, never noticed it before
perhaps the [I]rest of the avatar[/I] kind of drew my attention away :v:[/QUOTE]
i can imagine.
i'm actually thinking about changing to some other trippy shit, involving cats of course.
Trying to decide which piece of music to use for a film piece out of like 10 that you [I]really like[/I] is stressful.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37910394]I think of it as retribution. If you had to put up with the shit I've gone through for this long, you'd be doing the same thing.[/QUOTE]
And? That is no way to ''reply'' to his wrong doings.
FlimSlacker, I am seriously concerned that you are going to get hurt by doing this.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911020]He found the note and came to me. I put on my best poker face.
He instantly asked me where the USB drives were. I never told him.
He starts punching the wall and screaming his ass off.
Stepfather: "FINE. I WON'T FUCKING TAKE YOUR SHIT JUST GET RID OF THE PICTURES."
Me: "Actions speak louder than words. If I don't have the picture anywhere, what would give you the incentive to not take my laptop away?"
Stepfather: "Because you know way too much about me. What the fuck did I ever do to you to make you do something like this?!"
Me: "Well, let's see: you've beaten me over the years--"
Stepfather: "FROM TIME TO TIME! IT WASN'T CONTINUOUS."
Me: "--Doesn't matter. You gave our dog brain damage as a puppy, burned everything I had as a child just because it 'wasn't necessary', you've abused my younger brother his entire life and now he's an emotional wreck, I could go on, man. The fact of the matter is, I just don't care anymore. I'm standing my ground, and that's the end of it. Stop trying to piss me off."
Stepfather: "[B]Well, you've successfully pissed ME off, Alex...[/B] but I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you physically and I won't take your shit. I just want you to promise me one thing."
Me: "What is it?"
Stepfather: "The second you move out of this house, I never want to see you again. I don't want to hear from you over Facebook, I don't want to get any letters from you, I don't want you to come to any of my musical gigs, nothing. You're a fucked up person, Alex. I don't need that kind of stress in my life."
He extended his hand out to me. I was hesitant at first, but I shook his hand.
Me: "Consider it done."
This literally could not have gone better.[/QUOTE]
You did it dude.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911020]day maker[/QUOTE]
Day fucking made. Congratulations man!
I thought one of my best friends was different to other girls, but she's just the same. Oh well.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911020]words[/QUOTE]
Dude.
I am so fucking happy for you right now.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37909480]WELL, THAT WAS FAST.
Looked through his room to call his bluff about taking the charger to work with him, and he never did. He hid it in his room with his weed.
I took a picture of his stash and left him a note.
"What's up, man? It's Alex.
Just so that we're clear, I'm 18 years old, therefore an adult in the eyes of the law. You're 46 and well aware that weed is illegal. Although I'm not completely against the decriminalization of marijuana, you're still technically in the wrong here. I've taken a picture of your stash and I've stored it on 3 separate USB flash drives. I'm not telling you where they are, either. If you don't want to get reported to the police, you'll stay the fuck away from my possessions.
Love,
Alex"
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71913666/IMG0204%20%283%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You sir, are a fantastic bastard
[QUOTE=a dumb bear;37911052]I thought one of my best friends was different to other girls, but she's just the same. Oh well.[/QUOTE]
assuming you aren't one of those weirdsauce dudes who has a ~i must have a pure waifu who never farts~ mindset, what is the dealio with this chick
I need to just stop talking to anyone who doesn't know me as well as my few friends. This even includes people who are [I]kinda[/I] my friends, because apparently, I will always say something offensive, stupid, or just say something I shouldn't have. This has been happening a lot. Maybe I should just stop talking...
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;37911133]assuming you aren't one of those weirdsauce dudes who has a ~i must have a pure waifu who never farts~ mindset, what is the dealio with this chick[/QUOTE]
Hah, I'm not like that man, don't worry. It's just the way over the past few months she's changed so much, and not in a good way. But whatever, she can do what she wants, we're still cool, and so I don't give that many fucks. Just a bit sad really.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;37911142]I need to just stop talking to anyone who doesn't know me as well as my few friends. This even includes people who are [I]kinda[/I] my friends, because apparently, I will always say something offensive, stupid, or just say something I shouldn't have. This has been happening a lot. Maybe I should just stop talking...[/QUOTE]
How are you ever going to make more friends in that case?
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37911207]How are you ever going to make more friends in that case?[/QUOTE]
I don't feel as though that's necessary. I have a few good friends, and I'll just fuck up trying to make new ones.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;37911236]I don't feel as though that's necessary. I have a few good friends, and I'll just fuck up trying to make new ones.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you're optionally locking yourself in, bad idea.
More people to talk to isn't a bad thing.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911187]You guys are fucking awesome. Without your support, I wouldn't have been able to stand up to him in any way.
You guys have literally helped save my family years of stress. Thank you so much.[/QUOTE]
Now, can I come over when you get a room/house/apartment?
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37911261]Sounds like you're optionally locking yourself in, bad idea.
More people to talk to isn't a bad thing.[/QUOTE]
But in the last week or so, I've [I]lost[/I] people to talk to, just by saying the wrong thing.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;37911303]But in the last week or so, I've [I]lost[/I] people to talk to, just by saying the wrong thing.[/QUOTE]
You need to lose some to gain some.
I used to be horrible to converse with, but now after actually getting help with that and talking with people a whole lot I find myself to be a lot better at it.
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37911353]You need to lose some to gain some.
I used to be horrible to converse with, but now after actually getting help with that and talking with people a whole lot I find myself to be a lot better at it.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, it's just, there are very few people I can relate with or be myself with. People usually don't like me because I'm "weird".
[QUOTE=kirby2112;37911381]I dunno, it's just, there are very few people I can relate with or be myself with. People usually don't like me because I'm "weird".[/QUOTE]
I'm sure there are more people that would just love converse with you, and you wouldn't even know. You never know if you don't try :)
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37909480]WELL, THAT WAS FAST.
Looked through his room to call his bluff about taking the charger to work with him, and he never did. He hid it in his room with his weed.
I took a picture of his stash and left him a note.
"What's up, man? It's Alex.
Just so that we're clear, I'm 18 years old, therefore an adult in the eyes of the law. You're 46 and well aware that weed is illegal. Although I'm not completely against the decriminalization of marijuana, you're still technically in the wrong here. I've taken a picture of your stash and I've stored it on 3 separate USB flash drives. I'm not telling you where they are, either. If you don't want to get reported to the police, you'll stay the fuck away from my possessions.
Love,
Alex"
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71913666/IMG0204%20%283%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Couldn't he say you planted it on him, and he could frame you, technically?
[QUOTE=Zoran;37911607]Couldn't he say you planted it on him, and he could frame you, technically?[/QUOTE]
Not to be rude, but he seems to be too dumb for that.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37909480]WELL, THAT WAS FAST.
Looked through his room to call his bluff about taking the charger to work with him, and he never did. He hid it in his room with his weed.
I took a picture of his stash and left him a note.
"What's up, man? It's Alex.
Just so that we're clear, I'm 18 years old, therefore an adult in the eyes of the law. You're 46 and well aware that weed is illegal. Although I'm not completely against the decriminalization of marijuana, you're still technically in the wrong here. I've taken a picture of your stash and I've stored it on 3 separate USB flash drives. I'm not telling you where they are, either. If you don't want to get reported to the police, you'll stay the fuck away from my possessions.
Love,
Alex"
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71913666/IMG0204%20%283%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
God damn man, you have grown balls the size of Saturn each.
Seriously though, You will be like "Eh" at any future life tyrant (e.g a shitty corporate boss) while all the co workers will be shitting their fucking pants.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;37911667]Not to be rude, but he seems to be too dumb for that.[/QUOTE]
It's not rude, considering how huge a dick he is.
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