Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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Time. I fucking hate it, it's 2:02 AM and I can't sleep, the day just flew by. Luckily schools here are closed on Friday.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38471787]Shit go down with that girl?[/QUOTE]
She was confused and emotional, as I expected. She wanted me to look after her, but didn't know how to ask me. She decided that, being a man, I'd probably need tempting in like a fly to a carnivorous plant, hence the text messages. What she wanted to ask me was, "My life is shaking itself apart, could you come over and hold me still again?"
We just watched Black Books, ate pizza and fell asleep on the sofa.
Some crying, lots of talking, apologies, hugging...
Apparently I'm awesome, possibly the kindest guy she knows, but not the kind of guy she'd go out with. That's fine by me, she's not really my type either. I just can't stand to see people cry and I'm good at hugging.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38471781]How can I sum up the last 12 hours...
Women are complicated and make things worse by assuming that men aren't.[/QUOTE]
Men in general are not nearly as complicated.
For instance we take logic at face value.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38472087]She was confused and emotional, as I expected. She wanted me to look after her, but didn't know how to ask me. She decided that, being a man, I'd probably need tempting in like a fly to a carnivorous plant, hence the text messages. What she wanted to ask me was, "My life is shaking itself apart, could you come over and hold me still again?"
We just watched Black Books, ate pizza and fell asleep on the sofa.
Some crying, lots of talking, apologies, hugging...
Apparently I'm awesome, possibly the kindest guy she knows, but not the kind of guy she'd go out with. That's fine by me, she's not really my type either. I just can't stand to see people cry and I'm good at hugging.[/QUOTE]
Be her best friend right now. She needs that much. People have purposes in each others lives, we fulfill them and we either find a new purpose in their life or we move on. Sometimes it hurts to do the latter but it's how things work in this world. She'll remember you as the person that was there for her regardless.
Drinking coffee wasn't so wise, ambien and melatonin do nothing to me. They usually put me way past sleepiness
[QUOTE=Crash15;38471257]I live in the middle of a goddamn desert aka las vegas, nevada area.
Oh no, it's not that, I love it here, it's just that I cannot stand heat.
I mean holy hell i've lived here since I was born and I fucking [i]hate[/i] hate the heat. Sometimes if I have a jacket on indoors I feel like I am dying. Don't think I've mentioned it before but last year or so, I thought I was going to have a heat stroke from sitting at the top of the bleachers in the gymnasium.
I am also thinking of donating my hair when it grows down near my waist. good y/n? (albeit my hair isn't even close there, it is just barely hitting my shoulders)[/QUOTE]
Melbourne
Heat wave by day, rain by night
Not kidding
Upstate New York: 83 degrees and sunny at 9 am
6 feet of snow at 9 pm.
When script kiddies call themselves hackers just because they used a few keygens, wrote a few simple batch files and tinkered around in command prompt.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38472284]Upstate New York: 83 degrees and sunny at 9 am
6 feet of snow at 9 pm.[/QUOTE]
London: Rain at 7 am
Sunny at 7.30 am
Rain at 8 am
Sunny at 8.30
Snow at 9
Rain at 9.30
Sunny at 10
etc
SEAGULLS.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38472230]Be her best friend right now. She needs that much. People have purposes in each others lives, we fulfill them and we either find a new purpose in their life or we move on. Sometimes it hurts to do the latter but it's how things work in this world. She'll remember you as the person that was there for her regardless.[/QUOTE]
I think we both came to that conclusion.
I make her feel better, because I'm willing to be there when nobody else really does. She makes me feel better, because it feels great to be needed for once.
Once she's back on her feet, I doubt we'll need each other. Quote of the evening: "We're just a pair of whores satisfying each other's needs"
[QUOTE=DeathFrogg;38472145]Men in general are not nearly as complicated.
For instance we take logic at face value.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's understandable and I'm sure that if she had a clearer head, she wouldn't have handled it quite the way she did. She said that she thought I wouldn't be interested unless she offered me something, and everybody knows that the way to a man's heart is through his penis. I tried to explain that different men can behave in different ways, we're not all exactly the same. Then again, I did admit that I'm getting a big kick out of being her hero, so I feel a bit like I'm getting something out of it.
Sorry if I'm gushing, but this is all new to me. I've been liked, been loved, been useful, but I've never been [i]needed[/i]. Like I'm doing something really important for somebody, that nobody else could do. I'm not really doing anything, but apparently that's why I'm perfect for the job.
This is very quickly turning into something that doesn't make me mad. I need a thread for "Shit that makes you feel amazing! v.1- I'm Superman motherfucker"
I might take my gushing over to the happy thread.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38472526]I think we both came to that conclusion.
I make her feel better, because I'm willing to be there when nobody else really does. She makes me feel better, because it feels great to be needed for once.
Once she's back on her feet, I doubt we'll need each other. Quote of the evening: "We're just a pair of whores satisfying each other's needs"
Yeah, it's understandable and I'm sure that if she had a clearer head, she wouldn't have handled it quite the way she did. She said that she thought I wouldn't be interested unless she offered me something, and everybody knows that the way to a man's heart is through his penis. I tried to explain that different men can behave in different ways, we're not all exactly the same. Then again, I did admit that I'm getting a big kick out of being her hero, so I feel a bit like I'm getting something out of it.
Sorry if I'm gushing, but this is all new to me. I've been liked, been loved, been useful, but I've never been [i]needed[/i]. Like I'm doing something really important for somebody, that nobody else could do. I'm not really doing anything, but apparently that's why I'm perfect for the job.
This is very quickly turning into something that doesn't make me mad. I need a thread for "Shit that makes you feel amazing! v.1- I'm Superman motherfucker"
I might take my gushing over to the happy thread.[/QUOTE]
I've got a similar situation. Girl fell for my best friend - hard - and then dumped her randomly when everything was going good so he could go fuck random girls. Now she comes to me over everything. She has nobody else she can explain this stuff too because I was in a similar situation before. So we talk ALL the time about anything and stuff we talk about is like the only thing that makes her smile anymore. It feels fucking awesome.
people who skip in line to get school lunch
why
it taste like shit no matter how close you are too it
Also people who laugh really fucking annoyingly. Gah. There's this kid on my bus who laughs like a fucking chimpmunk, and these girls who always just laugh like "HUEHAHUEHAHAHAHAH" all morning. I get on the bus at 6:30 in the morning, and I'm really fucking sleepy. So annoying.
[QUOTE=Suttles;38472786]people who skip in line to get school lunch
why
it taste like shit no matter how close you are too it
Also people who laugh really fucking annoyingly. Gah. There's this kid on my bus who laughs like a fucking chimpmunk, and these girls who always just laugh like "HUEHAHUEHAHAHAHAH" all morning. I get on the bus at 6:30 in the morning, and I'm really fucking sleepy. So annoying.[/QUOTE]
i hate lower classmen. i always think, "was i this obnoxious when i was in that grade?" and then i feel bad.
My fucking headphones just have to break after like 4 months of using, and they are 5.1 so I have no clue how to fix them.
[QUOTE=Chjaren;38467644]I hate server admins, I used to think that there where only a few "bad" admins and that the good ones where more common but no, pretty much all admins I ever encounter are the most self-entitaled assholes that act like they're the most powerful beings on the internet and they never even follow they're own server rules!
The only thing I hate more than admins, are those people who basically kiss the admins ass's to stay on they're good side/ get more privileges...[/QUOTE]
I'm a good server admin... I don't do any of that stuff ;-;
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38472993]I'm a good server admin... I don't do any of that stuff ;-;[/QUOTE]
It's what I do for an actual job until I get one. :v:
I hate it when my friends tell piece of shit lies to me to make themselves look more impressive, like they're tying to earn my respect or something.
I hate it when my friends keep making up lies about me to gain more friends.
Or something like that, I have no idea what their intentions are.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38471546]That's called stooping to his scumbag level. Good people like Alex don't do this.
[editline]16th November 2012[/editline]
.7z?[/QUOTE]
You are right, however this is just my opinion and I think his step dad is the exception.
I missed out on a threesome with 2 girls because I couldnt finish work early :(
>:|
FUCK
COON
CUNTS
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38472284]Upstate New York: 83 degrees and sunny at 9 am
6 feet of snow at 9 pm.[/QUOTE]
North Florida: 65 degrees during the day, 40 degrees by night. Snow, never.
God dammit, the plug I have that lets me charge (when I can get my cord to work) with wall sockets has gone missing.
I already looked everywhere it should be and apparently it's not here on the bus either. I guess it just fell off the fucking Earth.
Here's hoping I accidentally left it in this one ladies office at school, that's the last place I can imagine it being.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;38471051]
After pushing the SATA cord back in I turned on my computer and HOLY SHIT its working.
Thanks, cat. You made me waste $180 and Best Buy won't give refunds.[/QUOTE]
No.
The question is, why didn't you check inside the case FIRST, and then bought a new HDD.
Hey guys, not anything that gets me mad but I found out my favorite director now hates me because I didn't take my test seriously and I'm now 16 out of 23 Trumpets.
Some faggot SweetIM program has installed itself onto my chrome and added its smiley bullshit everywhere
What a massive pain in the ass it is to remove this things, I'm scared the entire thing is just a huge virus keylogging my chrome or something
Ragecomics and 9gag
I hate ragecomics and 9gag with a passion
Well, part of the local election results are coming in for the new mayor of Bristol.
Turnout wasn't good (28%, yay democracy!) and the worst area was the one that I live in. We don't want none of that democracy stuff roun' yer!
On the plus side, more people voted in the election than they did in the referendum to choose whether we'd have an elected mayor at all. Who knows, maybe one day, one-in-three people will care about what happens around them.
The person with the most first choice votes isn't from one of the main parties! Hoo-fucking-ray! I wouldn't have voted for him myself, but anybody's better than the guys from the three main national parties. He might have flawed ideas about the public transport (IMO) but he's got a good chance of actually doing something.
Second highest: The Labour party puppet. Oh, you better not fucking win on second-choice votes, or I'm going to be pissed!
I watched a debate with all the candidates and he didn't give a concrete answer for anything. People in the audience and the rest of the panel were getting bored of him saying "We'll review it at a later date". It just goes to show how many people around here just automatically vote Labour when asked.
I thought people might be bored of the party-versus-party mudslinging that we call politics around here. I suppose that the three main parties only got about 45% of the vote between them, so generally people want something different. Maybe I was hoping for too much.
I'm uninstalling my whole browser
This generic MSN yahoo facebook bullshit won't go away
I got rid of the smiley shit but I accidently removed the comment box on facebook
awh fuck how does one even fix something like that
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