Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911187]You guys are fucking awesome. Without your support, I wouldn't have been able to stand up to him in any way. You guys have literally helped save my family years of stress. Thank you so much.[/QUOTE] I've been reading through this thread for almost a year now, I haven't really posted much, and I have to say after seeing so much negativity from your step-dad, it's finally nice to see some sort of pay off after so many incidents I've read. Good luck man

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911020][sub][sub][sub]He found the note and came to me. I put on my best poker face. He instantly asked me where the USB drives were. I never told him. He starts punching the wall and screaming his ass off. Stepfather: "FINE. I WON'T FUCKING TAKE YOUR SHIT JUST GET RID OF THE PICTURES." Me: "Actions speak louder than words. If I don't have the picture anywhere, what would give you the incentive to not take my laptop away?" Stepfather: "Because you know way too much about me. What the fuck did I ever do to you to make you do something like this?!" Me: "Well, let's see: you've beaten me over the years--" Stepfather: "FROM TIME TO TIME! IT WASN'T CONTINUOUS." Me: "--Doesn't matter. You gave our dog brain damage as a puppy, burned everything I had as a child just because it 'wasn't necessary', you've abused my younger brother his entire life and now he's an emotional wreck, I could go on, man. The fact of the matter is, I just don't care anymore. I'm standing my ground, and that's the end of it. Stop trying to piss me off." Stepfather: "[B]Well, you've successfully pissed ME off, Alex...[/B] but I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you physically and I won't take your shit. I just want you to promise me one thing." Me: "What is it?" Stepfather: "The second you move out of this house, I never want to see you again. I don't want to hear from you over Facebook, I don't want to get any letters from you, I don't want you to come to any of my musical gigs, nothing. You're a fucked up person, Alex. I don't need that kind of stress in my life." He extended his hand out to me. I was hesitant at first, but I shook his hand. Me: "Consider it done." This literally could not have gone better.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;zPlwHoXUEYo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPlwHoXUEYo[/video]

So I post a comment on a valve video complaining how cs go on ps3 hasn't got any updates since day 1 and then a bunch of people just tell me to go back to cod and that GO has such low requirements that it can run on a toaster. This is why I don't comment on youtube videos.

Mothefucking police. My mate got a ticket for "Putting his bicycle wrong". No sign saying that, Nothing. Though it was only €10,- they still fucking broke his bikes chain case (or whatever the fuck it is). [editline]4th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sharker;37912249]So I post a comment on a valve video complaining how cs go on ps3 hasn't got any updates since day 1 and then a bunch of people just tell me to go back to cod and that GO has such low requirements that it can run on a toaster. This is why I don't comment on youtube videos.[/QUOTE]Wow, CS:S can't even run on my toaster, I should not expect CS:GO to work then. I play it on the xbox and I get screamed at for it.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911020]long story short[/QUOTE] You won. Alex. You won. [del]Now murder him, throw a party over his dead body[/del] Pardon that part, didn't meant it.

[QUOTE=samuel2213;37907696]Reminds me of when I caught my cat playing with this bird in the pergola. By the time I got to it it was bleeding from its mouth. I took the cat inside and put the bird outside with a bit of bread. Sadly by morning it was dead. [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frown.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] 11 years ago, a major rainstorm happened in our area. My mother had this artificial tree in a basket on the back patio. After the storm, me being the playful preschooler I was, I went outside to look for rainbows. Instead, I found the artificial tree overturned on the patio. A nest was entangled in it and 3 or 4 dead baby sparrow chicks were just kind of lying there with their eyes closed and their heads turned weird angles. I was a little sad and I brought one of the chicks in to show my "mommy". She got a shock, then scolded me before confiscating the sparrows' corpses and cleaning the doorknob while she ranted about germs and stuff. Later, she extracted the nest from the fake tree and preserved it in a frosted glass bowl. I feel motivated to post a picture of it.

Alex I am brofisting in the fucking air and I hope you'll brofist back eventually. Seriously, I am genuinely happy for you. You are actually a real inspiration.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37911020]He found the note and came to me. I put on my best poker face. [/QUOTE] You did it man. The 4th of October will now be know as "Filmslacker day". At least in STGYM.

The dead bird part reminded me back when i was in primary school,next to the road there was a dead pigeon with his brains splatted near his body. A car ran it over. I still fucking wonder how.

Fucking breaks when I'm on the iPad which makes me misrate or rate myself. It doesn't give me the drop down list aerrrfhfh

Now where should alex go [sub]maybe come to nevada, we got some cool ghost towns and abandoned mines[/sub]

Well, it looks like I'm not heading home today. Today was supposed to be the day we were going to be heading home after the whole fire incident that happened a week ago. We all got prepared and headed off home, but when we got there the people from our insurance company were still cleaning things up. They said that it's probably going to take until next Tuesday to fix. Seriously? It was only the stove and a couple of shelves above it that got damaged. What's taking so long that you can't fix it already? Oh, and then apparently there's still the scent of smoke in the air. Which is odd, cause me and my family can't even smell it. Probably cause they've had air sanitizers on for THE PAST WEEK. I can't stand it at the hotel. It was okay for a few days, but now it's getting boring, and I'd rather be home right now.

I somehow end up opening like a bazillion Ticker tabs, I use the ticker more than I actually browse FP :pwn:

[QUOTE=Crash15;37913900]Now where should alex go [sub]maybe come to nevada, we got some cool ghost towns and abandoned mines[/sub][/QUOTE] Ah, fuck that. He should come to my pla-- OH WAIT, I CAN'T GO HOME YET. [b]OH JOY.[/b] [editline]4th October 2012[/editline] my automerge...

being broke, combined with my insomnia. seriously, i want nothing more than to ride a sweet longboard, with music blasting in my ears and a gigantic joint in my hand, throughout the night. and i could do that, if i could just get a motherfucking job.

When I end up not getting a response from a teacher when I email him/her some questions I had that I didn't think of asking at the end of school, especially if it's really important or urgent. I know, I shouldn't expect teachers to always check their email after school, but I'm really desperate for a response of some kind on the day I email the teacher questions, especially when I'm close to failing or already failing the class. Also, since my dad just found out I'm failing English right now, my laptop is probably going taken away for the rest of the 3 day weekend and most likely until I get my class average to a passing grade. Perfect. If only I had done that easy one pager assignment instead of trying to finish that summer reading project that I couldn't finish.

How I can't get a Guy Fawkes mask.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;37914809]How I can't get a Guy Fawkes mask.[/QUOTE] Are you planning to rob a lemonade stand in the name of anonymous

My teacher uses only blackboard to submit work, and I was doing my homework on it and I got frustrated so I just hit my keyboard randomly, making random letters in the middle of the sentence, and sure enough it submitted it as well you can't un-submit or re-submit anything and I don't know the teachers email tommorow and monday are a holiday and its technically due tonight at 12:00pm or else I get late marks Man this is going to GO SO WELL

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37915057]Are you planning to rob a lemonade stand in the name of anonymous[/QUOTE] Why do people think the only use of the Guy Fawkes mask is for Anonymous?

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;37915410]Why do people think the only use of the Guy Fawkes mask is for Anonymous?[/QUOTE] Why else would you require a guy fawks mask

Don't require, want. Because I'm like obsessing over Guy Fawkes and V for Vendetta for some reason.

The price of gas currently, it just keeps getting worse. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qIH2x.jpg[/IMG] I hear England has it worse though, we really need to start looking in to new forms of fuel for cars.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;37915580]The price of gas currently, it just keeps getting worse. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qIH2x.jpg[/IMG] I hear England has it worse though, we really need to start looking in to new forms of fuel for cars.[/QUOTE] $5.30 here.

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;37915613]$5.30 here.[/QUOTE] Where are you at? I heard gas has reached that amount, but never knew where.

My mac telling me "hurr not enuf disk space to download stuf!!" I am using a completely EMPTY 1 TB HARD DRIVE THE FUCK

[QUOTE=Rocko's;37915621]Where are you at? I heard gas has reached that amount, but never knew where.[/QUOTE] Oklahoma City.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37909480]WELL, THAT WAS FAST. Looked through his room to call his bluff about taking the charger to work with him, and he never did. He hid it in his room with his weed. I took a picture of his stash and left him a note. "What's up, man? It's Alex. Just so that we're clear, I'm 18 years old, therefore an adult in the eyes of the law. You're 46 and well aware that weed is illegal. Although I'm not completely against the decriminalization of marijuana, you're still technically in the wrong here. I've taken a picture of your stash and I've stored it on 3 separate USB flash drives. I'm not telling you where they are, either. If you don't want to get reported to the police, you'll stay the fuck away from my possessions. Love, Alex" [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/71913666/IMG0204%20%283%29.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Damn! Even the lurkers came out for this. [editline]4th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rocko's;37915580]The price of gas currently, it just keeps getting worse. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qIH2x.jpg[/IMG] I hear England has it worse though, we really need to start looking in to new forms of fuel for cars.[/QUOTE] I'm assuming that you're on the West Coast? Here in Georgia, gas is only $3.50+, [I]only[/I] $3.50+!

[QUOTE=jbthekid;37916080]Damn! Even the lurkers came out for this. [editline]4th October 2012[/editline] I'm assuming that you're on the West Coast? Here in Georgia, gas is only $3.50+, [I]only[/I] $3.50+![/QUOTE] Down south, we got hit hard by the gas prices. I noticed when gas goes up elsewhere in America, Southern Florida just fucking goes up more then that.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;37916150]Down south, we got hit hard by the gas prices. I noticed when gas goes up elsewhere in America, Southern Florida just fucking goes up more then that.[/QUOTE] Well, shit! I hope those prices don't come up here, because I'm already struggling.