Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

I hate those times where I feel like every choice I could make for a situation fucks me over in some asinine way. Bonus hate points if they fuck me AND someone else over. Triple hate points if they fuck me and someone else over, the person depending on the choice I make so I have to choose who gets to hate me. Moments like these just make me want to curl up into a ball and cry.

Another night of top ramen...fuck I'm broke.

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;38492958]its a 16th man have some fun, after a few drinks the awkwardness of not knowing everyone will be gone[/QUOTE] ill probably just chill out around my family or some shit, or sit and pretend to text people all night. its gonna be like 2pm to 7. lol what a party, who the hell starts that early anyway? oh well.

Someone accidentally friend requested me on facebook, so I asked if I knew her. She responded that no, she didn't, it was a mistake, and then ended with, im ingaged so dont msg me bak. I guess she assumed I messaged her because I found her attractive or something, and that mindset really pissed me off.

[QUOTE=Rebi;38488429]There are groups of Jehovah's Witnesses running around the neighborhood. There's a group at the door that has been there for about 5 minutes now. Help.[/QUOTE] What you do is answer the door, and wait for them to say something about "the lord jesus christ" or whatever. Then tell them you worship the great satan.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38491634]"Dude, it's 0 degrees outside. I'm going to pick him up."[/QUOTE] is your dad a sociopath you can get frostbite at 0 degrees celsius

Oh, content I suppose. I have a disease called Alopecia Areata. Had it since I was in first grade, basically what it does is make your white blood cells attack your hair follicles before they grow, so I've been bald since second grade. It sucked, whatever, but I grew up with these guys in school, I knew them from when we were 6 to when we were 16. Then I moved schools. Bigger school with new people, and I'm no social butterfly, so it was tough no matter what. But people ask about it. They don't make fun of me for it, at least not to my face, but they do ask "why are you bald" and stuff like that. It's not a big deal, and I laugh it off and explain it and they go "oh, so that's why" and we go on. But that second, its a big reminder that I'm not normal and I can't blend in. It might seem like a trivial thing, but I just feel really alienated sometimes since I have a big shiny dome above my eyebrows. Automerge augh

Ugh, my cousin is coming over from England some time next year. I will probably have to keep him entertained but he is dumb as bricks.

I really fucking hate it when people don't knock when they enter my room. If my door is closed, I'm doing something that I don't want people seeing. I have explained to my family approximately 50 times that they should always knock before entering. My door doesn't have a lock so it's extremely easy to just barge in. They don't listen to me.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38494374]Oh, content I suppose. I have a disease called Alopecia Areata. Had it since I was in first grade, basically what it does is make your white blood cells attack your hair follicles before they grow, so I've been bald since second grade. It sucked, whatever, but I grew up with these guys in school, I knew them from when we were 6 to when we were 16. Then I moved schools. Bigger school with new people, and I'm no social butterfly, so it was tough no matter what. But people ask about it. They don't make fun of me for it, at least not to my face, but they do ask "why are you bald" and stuff like that. It's not a big deal, and I laugh it off and explain it and they go "oh, so that's why" and we go on. But that second, its a big reminder that I'm not normal and I can't blend in. It might seem like a trivial thing, but I just feel really alienated sometimes since I have a big shiny dome above my eyebrows. Automerge augh[/QUOTE] if anybody ever makes fun of you for being "different", fuck that word, don't hesitate to prove them otherwise.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38494374]Oh, content I suppose. I have a disease called Alopecia Areata. Had it since I was in first grade, basically what it does is make your white blood cells attack your hair follicles before they grow, so I've been bald since second grade. It sucked, whatever, but I grew up with these guys in school, I knew them from when we were 6 to when we were 16. Then I moved schools. Bigger school with new people, and I'm no social butterfly, so it was tough no matter what. But people ask about it. They don't make fun of me for it, at least not to my face, but they do ask "why are you bald" and stuff like that. It's not a big deal, and I laugh it off and explain it and they go "oh, so that's why" and we go on. But that second, its a big reminder that I'm not normal and I can't blend in. It might seem like a trivial thing, but I just feel really alienated sometimes since I have a big shiny dome above my eyebrows. Automerge augh[/QUOTE] Dude, rock with it. Get a tattoo of a barcode on the back of your neck and just waltz around as Agent 47.

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16737046/computer/wtf.png[/img] since when does garrysmod use fucking quick time

[QUOTE=gtaftw;38494711]Dude, rock with it. Get a tattoo of a barcode on the back of your neck and just waltz around as Agent 47.[/QUOTE] I would. I tried to grow a goatee-stache combo, but that doesn't work too well. It grows in faster on my left side than my right, resulting in an uneven setup and me looking like an idiot. Like, facial hair, armpit hair, all that grows alright, I still have eyebrows and shit, but 0 hair on my head and patchy shit on my legs and arms.

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16737046/computer/wtf2.png[/img] okay what

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38494708]if anybody ever makes fun of you for being "different", fuck that word, don't hesitate to prove them otherwise.[/QUOTE] Nobody really makes fun of me as far as I know, since I try to be friendly and funny and stuff like that. It's more of an internal realization. Sometimes I forget about it, but all it takes is someone glancing in my direction for a second longer than people normally would to remember that I'm different. [editline]17th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TylerB;38494759][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16737046/computer/wtf2.png[/img] okay what[/QUOTE] fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

How my mom wants to constantly mess with my backpack for literally no reason at all. I'm sorry, but you don't see me messing with your purse for no reason, so why do you do that shit to me?

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38494748]I would. I tried to grow a goatee-stache combo, but that doesn't work too well. It grows in faster on my left side than my right, resulting in an uneven setup and me looking like an idiot. Like, facial hair, armpit hair, all that grows alright, I still have eyebrows and shit, but 0 hair on my head and patchy shit on my legs and arms.[/QUOTE] Carefully trim your goatee to grow it to perfection, then wear big opaque shades.

[QUOTE=tier56;38494810]How my mom wants to constantly mess with my backpack for literally no reason at all. I'm sorry, but you don't see me messing with your purse for no reason, so why do you do that shit to me?[/QUOTE] Looking for the "marry wannas", probably.

Having a beard sucks when you play basketball. All that sweat gets into your beard and it gets all disgusting and shit. How does James Harden do it. [IMG]http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/03/james-harden-beard.jpg[/IMG] I mean, look at that guy. Seriously.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38494817]Carefully trim your goatee to grow it to perfection, then wear big opaque shades.[/QUOTE] Can't be bothered. Although when I used to be on the football team, I was like 170 lbs of muscle on a 6 foot tall frame. Add aviators and crossed arms and you have a recipe for looking like one bad dude.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38494901]Can't be bothered. Although when I used to be on the football team, I was like 170 lbs of muscle on a 6 foot tall frame. Add aviators and crossed arms and you have a recipe for looking like one bad dude.[/QUOTE] Hit 200 lbs of muscle, and add a tight black shirt, bald head, and you've got yourself an average club bouncer here, folks.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38494915]Hit 200 lbs of muscle, and add a tight black shirt, bald head, and you've got yourself an average club bouncer here, folks.[/QUOTE] I was thinking more along the lines of Rob Halford.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38494915]Hit 200 lbs of muscle, and add a tight black shirt, bald head, and you've got yourself an average club bouncer here, folks.[/QUOTE] Since I moved and stopped playing sports, ALL of my shirts are tight! And I already have the bald head, you don't need to add it.:v:

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38494952]I was thinking more along the lines of Rob Halford.[/QUOTE] [t]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bouncer1_420.jpg[/t]

How my skirtchasing friend keeps constantly telling me that I should focus all my free time on getting a girlfriend. Look man, if I want to ask a girl out, then I would. But until I actually want to do that, then stop annoying the hell out of me about it.

My little sister and indeed my fucking house itself have done their best to cockblock me tonight

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;38494852]Having a beard sucks when you play basketball. All that sweat gets into your beard and it gets all disgusting and shit. How does James Harden do it. [IMG]http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/03/james-harden-beard.jpg[/IMG] I mean, look at that guy. Seriously.[/QUOTE] Now I know what a black lumberjack would look like.

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;38495108]Now I know what a black lumberjack would look like.[/QUOTE] He's lackin' a flannel shirt.

Computer: Windows would like to update! Me: Oh, just postpone for say, uh, four hours... -later- Computer: Windows would like to update! Me: Damn, already?

For some reason the internet on my laptop cuts out EVERY NIGHT at around 10:50. This means that if I want to be on the internet I need to be on my desktop computer.