Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;38495731]For some reason the internet on my laptop cuts out EVERY NIGHT at around 10:50. This means that if I want to be on the internet I need to be on my desktop computer.[/QUOTE] Sounds like maintenance. Or a setting on your laptop or router that resets or runs something daily. My desktop has this weird thing every day at 1:00 AM where some background program runs and the theme changes to non-Aero for about 5 minutes. Don't remember what it's called.

I dunno why I think this way, but are my posts in here getting annoying? I tend to talk way too much about stupid shit in here.

when I do the dishes and no one in my house cleans off the plates at all, so I have to dump hardened over night shit in the trash, scraping it off and stuff thanks Any type of condiment is really annoying to get off too.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;38495731]For some reason the internet on my laptop cuts out EVERY NIGHT at around 10:50. This means that if I want to be on the internet I need to be on my desktop computer.[/QUOTE] I think that's a parental lock, or ISP maintenance.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38495827]I think that's a parental lock, or ISP maintenance.[/QUOTE] Couldn't be parental lock, I live half way down the Eastern seaboard from my family. ISP maintenance shouldn't be happening every night either. It's probably this piece of shit router my roommate replaced the old one with. My roommate can be an idiot sometimes.

[QUOTE=Suttles;38495823]when I do the dishes and no one in my house cleans off the plates at all, so I have to dump hardened over night shit in the trash, scraping it off and stuff thanks Any type of condiment is really annoying to get off too.[/QUOTE] I once forgot to use Pam on a normal frying pan before cooking some scrambled eggs. Took 20 minutes of scrubbing to get that shit off.

Yes I know you need large plates you damned chef, but I don't fucking have any for you.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;38495854]Couldn't be parental lock, I live half way down the Eastern seaboard from my family. ISP maintenance shouldn't be happening every night either. It's probably this piece of shit router my roommate replaced the old one with. My roommate can be an idiot sometimes.[/QUOTE] A stupid guess is that your roommate is playing tricks and put a lock on your laptop so you couldn't use it. If the router is a problem, your main PC wouldn't work either

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38495949]A stupid guess is that your roommate is playing tricks and put a lock on your laptop so you couldn't use it. If the router is a problem, your main PC wouldn't work either[/QUOTE] His laptop also cuts out. I think it might be related to us both using wireless connection for our laptops but the desktop uses a wire. I dunno, it's kind of annoying though.

Can't find anything good to eat for dinner. Just nuts, cheese, and popcorn.

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;38496053]His laptop also cuts out. I think it might be related to us both using wireless connection for our laptops but the desktop uses a wire. I dunno, it's kind of annoying though.[/QUOTE] Yeah, router has a problem with it's wireless device(or whatever it's called)

Oh sweet jesus. Jesus god no. Just saw a couple of swaggots with baggy denim shorts, obnoxiously bright colored hi tops, douchey shirts, 3d glasses with the lenses popped out (why the fuck would you do this) and are you ready for the worst part? gangnam style snapbacks.

I can't get myself a Christmas avatar!

People that wear 3D glasses like they're fashion. No, not the Real3D ones, the Red and Blue ones. You aren't from Hill Valley 1955 please don't do this it's not cool

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38496495]People that wear 3D glasses like they're fashion. No, not the Real3D ones, the Red and Blue ones. You aren't from Hill Valley 1955 please don't do this it's not cool[/QUOTE] That reminds me, my friend used to wear headphones as a "fashion statement."

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38496495]People that wear 3D glasses like they're fashion. No, not the Real3D ones, the Red and Blue ones. You aren't from Hill Valley 1955 please don't do this it's not cool[/QUOTE] When i was like 10 or something i used to wear ski goggles around in public. I thought i looked awesome but really i looked like a retard.

[QUOTE=wug;38497443]When i was like 10 or something i used to wear ski goggles around in public. I thought i looked awesome but really i looked like a retard.[/QUOTE] Ahhh I'm guilty of looking like a retard too. Used to think fedoras and shades were cool at the time, boy was I wrong

My teachers fucked up my grades in the mail.

This "Story of a Sentry" saxxy thing never stops to hit me in the feels.

Why is everybody obsessed with my (non-existent) sex life? I went to the pub last night and chatted with some of my cronies (a group of blokes that I drink and talk with, quite a wide age-range, but I think all of them are older than me). I brought up the subject of the shit that's been going down with the girl I've been helping out. They assume that I've been helping her so that I can get her into bed. It started as joking about, but they kept on asking for details and I'm pretty sure they think I'm just too embarrassed to talk about it. I stupidly used the words "spent the night with her". "AHA! Now we're getting somewhere! Come on, there's nothing to be ashamed of." I told them all the gory details in the end. Eating pizza. Watching a DVD. Waking up with both of us fully clothed in an uncomfortable heap on the sofa. "So did you...you know...take advantage of the situation at all?" "No" "You need to grow a pair mate" "You need to grow up mate" This morning, my mum started asking me about her as well. I think I need to find a girl, just so that I can talk about my sex life with other people. I feel like this isn't the best reason.

Tell them you're gay.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38498748]Oh God. One of my brothers got a girlfriend and now my mum keeps on asking me "[I]Do you have a girlfriend yet?[/I]"[/QUOTE] It annoys me just by thinking about it.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38498748]Oh God. One of my brothers got a girlfriend and now my mum keeps on asking me "[I]Do you have a girlfriend yet?[/I]"[/QUOTE] Introduce her to Jill.

[QUOTE=proch;38498345]Tell them you're gay.[/QUOTE] I'd try it if I thought it would work, but I've known some of these guys for about 4 years. They'd know I was bullshitting them and it would make it worse. It's not a big problem, just something that annoys me (isn't that what this thread is about). Most of the time it's just joking about, which I can handle, but sometimes they do talk seriously. They talk as if I have a serious problem and I need their help.

[QUOTE=st0rmforce;38498031]Why is everybody obsessed with my (non-existent) sex life? I went to the pub last night and chatted with some of my cronies (a group of blokes that I drink and talk with, quite a wide age-range, but I think all of them are older than me). I brought up the subject of the shit that's been going down with the girl I've been helping out. They assume that I've been helping her so that I can get her into bed. It started as joking about, but they kept on asking for details and I'm pretty sure they think I'm just too embarrassed to talk about it. I stupidly used the words "spent the night with her". "AHA! Now we're getting somewhere! Come on, there's nothing to be ashamed of." I told them all the gory details in the end. Eating pizza. Watching a DVD. Waking up with both of us fully clothed in an uncomfortable heap on the sofa. "So did you...you know...take advantage of the situation at all?" "No" "You need to grow a pair mate" "You need to grow up mate" This morning, my mum started asking me about her as well. I think I need to find a girl, just so that I can talk about my sex life with other people. I feel like this isn't the best reason.[/QUOTE] One of my friends is like that, he acts as if he's the greatest person ever because he's going out with a 16 year old.

Can someone tell me why there's so many people freaking out about "Obamacare"? They keep saying that it would force people to buy healthcare/supply it for their workers or else they get a fine, and it screws over people who can't afford it.... But then there's everyone else who thinks they're dumb over fretting for the reason stated above, and I'm not exactly seeing anyone state why and how it's beneficial and why what the stated above is wrong. What's the deal here? I don't understand... Can someone help me? I'm not good at politics. [B]Please no one turn this into a political argument, I just don't like being confused, it gets me mad...[/B]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38499622]Can someone tell me why there's so many people freaking out about "Obamacare"? They keep saying that it would force people to buy healthcare/supply it for their workers or else they get a fine, and it screws over people who can't afford it.... But then there's everyone else who thinks they're dumb over fretting for the reason stated above, and I'm not exactly seeing anyone state why and how it's beneficial and why what the stated above is wrong. What's the deal here? I don't understand... Can someone help me? I'm not good at politics. [B]Please no one turn this into a political argument, I just don't like being confused, it gets me mad...[/B][/QUOTE] My own personal opinion (as somebody who doesn't live in the US) is that people don't fully understand it. As far as I understand, there was similar moaning in the UK when the National Health Act was passed in the 1940's, although there are a lot of differences between Obamacare and the NHS. Now we consider it one of the best things we've ever done (although it has its problems) and if a politician tries to muck about with the NHS, they get serious shit from the press and public. If Obamacare is allowed to work and it works well, I think in years to come Americans will wonder why it took them so long to do it. Also I think people who don't like Obama or Democrats just want something to pick on.

God damn it, why the hell does my mother seem to have a grudge against me? We were just in an argument downstairs because my youngest brother was bothering my other little brother while he was playing video games. Being the sensible person I am, I decide to try and sort out the situation as polite and nicely as possible, yet he doesn't listen to me and continues to annoy my other little brother. And then my mother barges in and yells at me to leave. I ask her why and she tells me that I should have just kept away from the situation and gone upstairs or something. So I'm going upstairs (cause I really don't wanna start shit with my mother, especially on mornings) and I look back and see my mother spanking my youngest brother and yelling at him to stop. I'm dead serious. I mean, what the actual fuck. How the hell is that any better than how I was dealing with the situation? Man, my family is full of some pretty backwards people.

I hate how many anti-Israel people there are when they don't know jack shit about what is really going on over there. Do people REALLY think Israelites want to rape and murder all of the Palestinians? Do they REALLY think Hamas is an innocent organization? If so they're just ignorant and don't know how the world works.

I'm kinda worried about my friend who lives in Israel. Been into the bomb shelter a couple of times.