Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be

[KILLTHIS]

I just get mad about the fucking pussies I got to work with.

Seriously: It seems like a good amount of my coworkers are just mutating into whiny children on every fucking occasion.
Starting off with my supervisor, who's probably the biggest doormat and pussy you could find in this universe.

Seriously: I've dealt with depression myself for a long time but I'd simply like to slap his face. He's a small somewhat ugly guy but he could at least act like a grown up - but no, he rather spends his wages on fastfood every now and then and still wonders about his pimply face. He just fucks up every conversation with female coworkers and acts like the ultra-omega he really is, yet he still rolls around beta because he don't fucking get a clue about it. He tells his personal stories almost everyday like how long he hasn't had a prostitute for sex or his (now ex)girlfriend with vaginal pimples or some gross shit I don't wanna know. Then he decides to flip his shit because she breaks up with him telling him she's not even sure about her sexuality anymore (he doesn't even get the meaning of this sentence). He even went as far as threatening one of my coworkers and dayum, our boss went haywire on his ass.

But not enough: He retired from his post due to being ill every now and then. So when I got a new supervisor there've been of course some people who just congratulated him. Everything was okay, but my ex-supervisor decided to go into pussymode and gets home, being ill for about two weeks and calling my boss, telling that he don't want to work in our division anymore, because he thinks they seemed to be all happy of his retirement. The fuck?!

But shit goes on: On of my coworker is a real pain in the arse. Okay, he's got ADHD, I'm fine with that although he can be annoying. Yet he just simply refuses to work the same amount everybody else does. I work as a technician in our disassembly-division (or however thats called in english) and do about 20 machines a day, meaning about two to four machines an hour. He's able to simply do ONE FUCKING machine an hour, sometimes even two. It's ridiculous, because he just doesn't want to. And yet my boss doesn't even give a flying shit about this. Usually people like him get fired without a second thought. I just don't get it.
And the worst thing is: We get a gratification at the end of the year biased on our performance. I usually give 100% at work and try to do my best, simply because I need and like my job. He got his gratification cut by 50% because of this issue but still gets a good sum - I was missing about 40 days this year because of stress related problems and damn, I'd be happy to get at least 50 bucks. But no - he still complains about how "unfair" this is and drives home because he's pissed about getting too less money for shitting on the whole company.

And this leads me to my last coworkers: ALL OF THOSE COCKY WHINY bitches who just simply can't shut the fuck up about how unfair they get treated for doing a SHITTY job. Other ones are ripping their arms and legs off to keep the company running and don't complain about a small gratification, because it's not embedded in any contract and therefore an act of gratitude towards their employees. Yet those idiots just simply complain to the boss that they're not okay with getting a goddamn gratification while I think that I won't get any this year. I wouldn't even expect one even if my performance would've been better! Greedy fuckers. Wouldn't surprise me if we don't get any next year.

[ROFLBURGER]

I always hope that when I go into this one thread, I wouldn't see people talking about how they bought a 12 inch sex toy or their favorite porn artists or generally other weird shit.

[Daniellynet]

Opening track for playback: "F:\Movies, Music, Games\Music\SKM Records\skm_records 2nd compilation [in my room]\skm_records 2nd compilation [in my room - pract]\04 wave of multilation - イカタコ合戦.mp3"
Decoding failure at 1:47.230 (Unsupported format or corrupted file):

Darn it.

Corrupted like 60% into the track.

[Lancer]

you wanna know what pisses me off? well i'll fucking tell you what boils my blood.

sitting watching some fucking tv and im being entertained by the entertainment and the entertainers then the tv show is like "15 minutes are up time to watch some fucking shitty adds" ok that would be ok but im watching the fucking ads and then what happens you guessed it, a shitty fucking car crash ad comes on of people dying and getting fucking barrel rolled inside the vehicles and blood and fucking ambulances and shit and this dampens my day.

NOT ONLY does this make my butt steam because i was happy 3 seconds before the fucking car gets exhaust fucked by a joy riding teen try hard faggot but the faggot in the back wasnt wearing a fucking belt and killed everyone in the car by head butting them. this would be ok but they just have to fucking use a good song in there to make the ad perfect. then i watch the same ad over and over because of breaks during tv and then when i fucking hear the song come on in the radio i keep checking my fucking back mirror to see if theres some teen faglord with his belt off smugly waiting for me to fucking crash because the song reminds me of how shitty i felt when i saw people die in a car crash.

i fucking hate ads and car crash ads especially really fucking grinds my gears and chips my bolts

steamy rage, fuck.

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Lancer;38502223]you wanna know what pisses me off? well i'll fucking tell you what boils my blood.

sitting watching some fucking tv and im being entertained by the entertainment and the entertainers then the tv show is like "15 minutes are up time to watch some fucking shitty adds" ok that would be ok but im watching the fucking ads and then what happens you guessed it, a shitty fucking car crash ad comes on of people dying and getting fucking barrel rolled inside the vehicles and blood and fucking ambulances and shit and this dampens my day.

NOT ONLY does this make my butt steam because i was happy 3 seconds before the fucking car gets exhaust fucked by a joy riding teen try hard faggot but the faggot in the back wasnt wearing a fucking belt and killed everyone in the car by head butting them. this would be ok but they just have to fucking use a good song in there to make the ad perfect. then i watch the same ad over and over because of breaks during tv and then when i fucking hear the song come on in the radio i keep checking my fucking back mirror to see if theres some teen faglord with his belt off smugly waiting for me to fucking crash because the song reminds me of how shitty i felt when i saw people die in a car crash.

i fucking hate ads and car crash ads especially really fucking grinds my gears and chips my bolts

steamy rage, fuck.[/QUOTE]

I don't know if I should laugh at this post or not...

[HorizoN]

Something that's been getting on my nerves.

People who constantly go on about how Black Ops 2 is literally a copy paste [it isn't] and how its graphics are even the exact same of CoD4.

When people say the last part I want to punch them in the face, how the FUCK does this:

[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/gam_cod4mw_580.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/z3O15UMp/full/cod4-screen-jpg.jpg[/img]

Look EXACTLY like this?:

[img]http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/Black-Ops-2-Livestreaming.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mZ49a.jpg[/IMG]

[yes I was under a tiny waterfall]

There have been insanely obvious improvements to the engine, too. The lighting, detail and such have been massively improved, the game was okay in the way of optimization, so it didn't run like the garbage that Black Ops did. That and the terrain got a WHOLE lot more complex too, you can see it. Before there were some pointy looking slopes in CoD4 on some maps, but now you have the terrain in the picture of the livestream.

[editline]18th November 2012[/editline]

hell I didn't even max the fucking game out.

[Mister Sandman]

I got a god damn bur in my foot.
Not pleasant.

[Lancer]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38503203]Something that's been getting on my nerves.

People who constantly go on about how Black Ops 2 is literally a copy paste [it isn't] and how its graphics are even the exact same of CoD4.

When people say the last part I want to punch them in the face, how the FUCK does this:

[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/gam_cod4mw_580.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/z3O15UMp/full/cod4-screen-jpg.jpg[/img]

Look EXACTLY like this?:

[img]http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/Black-Ops-2-Livestreaming.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mZ49a.jpg[/IMG]

[yes I was under a tiny waterfall]

There have been insanely obvious improvements to the engine, too. The lighting, detail and such have been massively improved, the game was okay in the way of optimization, so it didn't run like the garbage that Black Ops did. That and the terrain got a WHOLE lot more complex too, you can see it. Before there were some pointy looking slopes in CoD4 on some maps, but now you have the terrain in the picture of the livestream.

[editline]18th November 2012[/editline]

hell I didn't even max the fucking game out.[/QUOTE]

every fucking call of duty game past cod 4 just burns my asshole with rage. i'll tell you why..

ok so you are at home and you think oh my god a new call of duty is coming out!! call of duty modern warfare 2 so you buy it and play it and youre like "hmm an ok game but i bet the next game will be better" then the next game comes out and its WW2 this time and by different makers so for a week or 2 u and all ur friends are in the parties on xbox live laughing and licking eachothers asses "oh my god dudes u wont believe infinity ward arent maiking the next game oh my god you guys i bet itll be shit and nuthing like call of duty."

then it comes out and u buy it and its the exact same as call of duty modern warfare 2 only in ww2 and ur like "well ok but i have zombies to play" then you waste all ur fucking money ur hard earned dosh buying shitty fucking zombie maps with shitty fucking multiplayer maps and ur like "yey cant wait to play these new mapssss!!" but by the time uve fucking filled ur piggy bank to buy the maps call of duty fucking black ops has already come out like 4 weeks after waw comes out so ur like well ill try the maps anyway but all the fanboys are gone and all the games empty and it takes years to find a game and when u get one its probs not on a new map nd if it is all the other faggots skip it cause its shit so u play a basic map anyway.

so now ur like well fuck this cod waw was bad, i'll just blame treyarch for its flaws. now ur all fucking excited jumping around in your shit stained spiderman pyjamas and ur slippers are falling off cause u see a new game call of duty black ops and ur like oh man oh man dad dad buy me this game please da please. so ur fucking dad buys u the new call of duty nd u play it and ur like "hmm something doesnt add up i think ive played this before somewhere but i cant put my finger on it.. hmm" then u realise that the last 2 cod games youve played are the exact same only with different guns, new noob weapons and perks and glitch spots and new maps. so u feel ripped off like u just bought a $$$50.00 mappack for cod4 but ur like "hey im ok with this fucking game cause i can play nazi zombies weee~~" so you play zombies and waste your money buying new maps and then SUDDENLY THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENS

call of duty modern warfare three has been thrown out of the developers vagina all bloody and crying splat on the fucking shelves of game stores. so ur like well all my stupiud fucking friends are buying it so i better buy it too because i like my friends nd ill feel sad that they have it and i dont cause im a fucking sheep. so you then steal money out of ur mums purse and buy it an den u play it with ur fucking friends and realise it is the exact same game as modern warefare 2. its just a map pack and new campaign and by this stage you still havent stopped to think "why didnt dey just make it maps packs for cod 4 instead of making a new fucking game" and the greedy corporations are laughing and cackling in their fucking executive suite fucking their whores throwing dollar bills at eachother thinking ""ahaha call of duty black ops 2? why the fuck not all those stupid fucking faggots will buy it ahahaha" then they eat dollar bill burgers and put dollar bills into their urethras and the whores love every second.

so then ur at home and u nearly have no room in ur whole house for another thing because the call of duty games are piled at ur door. u see on tv "black ops 2" and see that ur in space this time fighting zombie monkeys and think "oph that is original maybe they finally changed der ways cuse im fucking sick of this franchise" so u buy black ops 2 and get a big surprise when its the same fucking game as the last 24 call of duty games you bought for $50 and spent over $50 getting microsoft points to buy maps that youll never play again cause no one plays the old call of duties anymore, always the new one. the greedy corporations are covering theirselves in the tears of young boys who keep getting killed online and enraged and they make water slides from tears and a whole themepark from tears of angry teenagers arguing that cod is a good game.

then uve hit rock bottom uve no money and your family is out of business "should of fucking stopped at call of duty modern warefare 2" youll say to urself "call of duty is fucking shit and im glad i feel like shit for liking it and buying it" really fucking peeves my pooper seeing noobs buy call of duty. "call of duty black pops wow u throw an axe an kill people wow look killcam thats new it wasnt in the last game"

fiuckingh hell

[jaykray]

Don't buy it? I don't see the problem.

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Lancer;38503480]every fucking call of duty game past cod 4 just burns my asshole with rage. i'll tell you why..

ok so you are at home and you think oh my god a new call of duty is coming out!! call of duty modern warfare 2 so you buy it and play it and youre like "hmm an ok game but i bet the next game will be better" then the next game comes out and its WW2 this time and by different makers so for a week or 2 u and all ur friends are in the parties on xbox live laughing and licking eachothers asses "oh my god dudes u wont believe infinity ward arent maiking the next game oh my god you guys i bet itll be shit and nuthing like call of duty."

then it comes out and u buy it and its the exact same as call of duty modern warfare 2 only in ww2 and ur like "well ok but i have zombies to play" then you waste all ur fucking money ur hard earned dosh buying shitty fucking zombie maps with shitty fucking multiplayer maps and ur like "yey cant wait to play these new mapssss!!" but by the time uve fucking filled ur piggy bank to buy the maps call of duty fucking black ops has already come out like 4 weeks after waw comes out so ur like well ill try the maps anyway but all the fanboys are gone and all the games empty and it takes years to find a game and when u get one its probs not on a new map nd if it is all the other faggots skip it cause its shit so u play a basic map anyway.

so now ur like well fuck this cod waw was bad, i'll just blame treyarch for its flaws. now ur all fucking excited jumping around in your shit stained spiderman pyjamas and ur slippers are falling off cause u see a new game call of duty black ops and ur like oh man oh man dad dad buy me this game please da please. so ur fucking dad buys u the new call of duty nd u play it and ur like "hmm something doesnt add up i think ive played this before somewhere but i cant put my finger on it.. hmm" then u realise that the last 2 cod games youve played are the exact same only with different guns, new noob weapons and perks and glitch spots and new maps. so u feel ripped off like u just bought a $$$50.00 mappack for cod4 but ur like "hey im ok with this fucking game cause i can play nazi zombies weee~~" so you play zombies and waste your money buying new maps and then SUDDENLY THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENS

call of duty modern warfare three has been thrown out of the developers vagina all bloody and crying splat on the fucking shelves of game stores. so ur like well all my stupiud fucking friends are buying it so i better buy it too because i like my friends nd ill feel sad that they have it and i dont cause im a fucking sheep. so you then steal money out of ur mums purse and buy it an den u play it with ur fucking friends and realise it is the exact same game as modern warefare 2. its just a map pack and new campaign and by this stage you still havent stopped to think "why didnt dey just make it maps packs for cod 4 instead of making a new fucking game" and the greedy corporations are laughing and cackling in their fucking executive suite fucking their whores throwing dollar bills at eachother thinking ""ahaha call of duty black ops 2? why the fuck not all those stupid fucking faggots will buy it ahahaha" then they eat dollar bill burgers and put dollar bills into their urethras and the whores love every second.

so then ur at home and u nearly have no room in ur whole house for another thing because the call of duty games are piled at ur door. u see on tv "black ops 2" and see that ur in space this time fighting zombie monkeys and think "oph that is original maybe they finally changed der ways cuse im fucking sick of this franchise" so u buy black ops 2 and get a big surprise when its the same fucking game as the last 24 call of duty games you bought for $50 and spent over $50 getting microsoft points to buy maps that youll never play again cause no one plays the old call of duties anymore, always the new one. the greedy corporations are covering theirselves in the tears of young boys who keep getting killed online and enraged and they make water slides from tears and a whole themepark from tears of angry teenagers arguing that cod is a good game.

then uve hit rock bottom uve no money and your family is out of business "should of fucking stopped at call of duty modern warefare 2" youll say to urself "call of duty is fucking shit and im glad i feel like shit for liking it and buying it" really fucking peeves my pooper seeing noobs buy call of duty. "call of duty black pops wow u throw an axe an kill people wow look killcam thats new it wasnt in the last game"

fiuckingh hell[/QUOTE]

What in the hell did I just read?

Like I can't understand half of that because it's just incoherent rambling.

[HorizoN]

[QUOTE=Mr. Face;38503677]What in the hell did I just read?

Like I can't understand half of that because it's just incoherent rambling.[/QUOTE]

I think he's trying to be funny, but crashing and burning.

[editline]18th November 2012[/editline]

hell even the map design has gotten better and really the only falling outs of the game are

A: The MP7
B: The Vector

and C: The fact that I need to get a fucking triple kill with the RPG to unlock gold camo for it.

in some areas I swear to god the game kind of looks like BC2 or even a slight bit like BF3 thanks to the lighting.

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Lancer;38503480]every fucking call of duty game past cod 4 just burns my asshole with rage. i'll tell you why..

ok so you are at home and you think oh my god a new call of duty is coming out!! call of duty modern warfare 2 so you buy it and play it and youre like "hmm an ok game but i bet the next game will be better" then the next game comes out and its WW2 this time and by different makers so for a week or 2 u and all ur friends are in the parties on xbox live laughing and licking eachothers asses "oh my god dudes u wont believe infinity ward arent maiking the next game oh my god you guys i bet itll be shit and nuthing like call of duty."

then it comes out and u buy it and its the exact same as call of duty modern warfare 2 only in ww2 and ur like "well ok but i have zombies to play" then you waste all ur fucking money ur hard earned dosh buying shitty fucking zombie maps with shitty fucking multiplayer maps and ur like "yey cant wait to play these new mapssss!!" but by the time uve fucking filled ur piggy bank to buy the maps call of duty fucking black ops has already come out like 4 weeks after waw comes out so ur like well ill try the maps anyway but all the fanboys are gone and all the games empty and it takes years to find a game and when u get one its probs not on a new map nd if it is all the other faggots skip it cause its shit so u play a basic map anyway.

so now ur like well fuck this cod waw was bad, i'll just blame treyarch for its flaws. now ur all fucking excited jumping around in your shit stained spiderman pyjamas and ur slippers are falling off cause u see a new game call of duty black ops and ur like oh man oh man dad dad buy me this game please da please. so ur fucking dad buys u the new call of duty nd u play it and ur like "hmm something doesnt add up i think ive played this before somewhere but i cant put my finger on it.. hmm" then u realise that the last 2 cod games youve played are the exact same only with different guns, new noob weapons and perks and glitch spots and new maps. so u feel ripped off like u just bought a $$$50.00 mappack for cod4 but ur like "hey im ok with this fucking game cause i can play nazi zombies weee~~" so you play zombies and waste your money buying new maps and then SUDDENLY THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENS

call of duty modern warfare three has been thrown out of the developers vagina all bloody and crying splat on the fucking shelves of game stores. so ur like well all my stupiud fucking friends are buying it so i better buy it too because i like my friends nd ill feel sad that they have it and i dont cause im a fucking sheep. so you then steal money out of ur mums purse and buy it an den u play it with ur fucking friends and realise it is the exact same game as modern warefare 2. its just a map pack and new campaign and by this stage you still havent stopped to think "why didnt dey just make it maps packs for cod 4 instead of making a new fucking game" and the greedy corporations are laughing and cackling in their fucking executive suite fucking their whores throwing dollar bills at eachother thinking ""ahaha call of duty black ops 2? why the fuck not all those stupid fucking faggots will buy it ahahaha" then they eat dollar bill burgers and put dollar bills into their urethras and the whores love every second.

so then ur at home and u nearly have no room in ur whole house for another thing because the call of duty games are piled at ur door. u see on tv "black ops 2" and see that ur in space this time fighting zombie monkeys and think "oph that is original maybe they finally changed der ways cuse im fucking sick of this franchise" so u buy black ops 2 and get a big surprise when its the same fucking game as the last 24 call of duty games you bought for $50 and spent over $50 getting microsoft points to buy maps that youll never play again cause no one plays the old call of duties anymore, always the new one. the greedy corporations are covering theirselves in the tears of young boys who keep getting killed online and enraged and they make water slides from tears and a whole themepark from tears of angry teenagers arguing that cod is a good game.

then uve hit rock bottom uve no money and your family is out of business "should of fucking stopped at call of duty modern warefare 2" youll say to urself "call of duty is fucking shit and im glad i feel like shit for liking it and buying it" really fucking peeves my pooper seeing noobs buy call of duty. "call of duty black pops wow u throw an axe an kill people wow look killcam thats new it wasnt in the last game"

fiuckingh hell[/QUOTE]
stop

[Guitarplayer213]

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38503725]I think he's trying to be funny, but crashing and burning.

[editline]18th November 2012[/editline]

hell even the map design has gotten better and really the only falling outs of the game are

A: The MP7
B: The Vector

and C: The fact that I need to get a fucking triple kill with the RPG to unlock gold camo for it.

in some areas I swear to god the game kind of looks like BC2 or even a slight bit like BF3 thanks to the lighting.[/QUOTE]

Personally I really hate the fact that maps are always "HEY LOOK ITS FUCKING WIDE OPEN FOR SNIPERS SO GO EAT A DICK", or "LOOK AT THIS SHIT ITS MOTHER FUCKING HALLWAYS EVERYWHERE, CLOSE QUARTERS WITH 5 DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS THE ENEMIES ARE COMING FROM"

Some maps are too wide open, and most are too close. Plus there's fucking windows/overlooks in every map watching every high traffic area ever so it's still a camper's dream. Singleplayer/zombies is where this game is at.

[Lancer]

suck my angry rants chumps i now you all couldnt do better if you tried

edit: i suspected the hidden call of duty fanboy army would try to 360 noscope me when i told them the bitter truth

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Lancer;38503969]suck my angry rants chumps i now you all couldnt do better if you tried[/QUOTE]

Well we could avoid massive run off sentences and spell properly. There's that...

[Rocko's]

I'm thinking Lancer is PUI or something, no way someone can ramble on and spell that bad

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE=Lancer;38503969]suck my angry rants chumps i now you all couldnt do better if you tried

edit: i suspected the hidden call of duty fanboy army would try to 360 noscope me when i told them the bitter truth[/QUOTE]

It appears you 360 noscoped your grasp of grammar and your ability to construct coherent sentences.

[KingKannon]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38504329]I'm thinking Lancer is PUI or something, no way someone can ramble on and spell that bad[/QUOTE]

being 12 is one hell of a drug

[macotaco]

Seriously, I freak out easily.

just now i went into Task Manager, got to processes, close something by accident, proceeded to freak out hoping what i closed was not really important for the computer to work.

[Flak]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/twinkies.png[/img]

[rinoaff33]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38504598][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/twinkies.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Good riddance, I say. Maybe America's obesity problem will drop by 0.01%.

[Sharker]

I bought an SD card reader I while ago but I have to keep plugging into into each usb port until it finally shows up on the computer, piece of shit.

[Zorlok]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;38504598][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/twinkies.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Those are probably going to stick around once Hostess undergoes their liquidation process. Other companies will most likely bid on the rights / recipes for that junk.

[shodan]

I hate making my websites compatible with ANY version of IE.

just sayin

[Fatfatfatty]

AND I THOUGHT I WAS OVER WITH FEELING LONELY AND DESPERATE FOR LOVE

NOPE HIT ME RIGHT IN THE CHEST LIKE A TRAIN FILLED WITH STEEL

I feel like complete shit right now.

[Burgervich]

I upgraded to Windows 8 today and all my game saves are gone.

Including the Civ 4 saves that I've been playing on for like a year. Manly tears were shed

[Lancer]

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38504357]It appears you 360 noscoped your grasp of grammar and your ability to construct coherent sentences.[/QUOTE]

that was even less funny than what i originally said

[HorizoN]

what you said wasn't even funny in the first place

[Burgervich]

[QUOTE=Lancer;38503480]every fucking call of duty game past cod 4 just burns my asshole with rage. i'll tell you why..

ok so you are at home and you think oh my god a new call of duty is coming out!! call of duty modern warfare 2 so you buy it and play it and youre like "hmm an ok game but i bet the next game will be better" then the next game comes out and its WW2 this time and by different makers so for a week or 2 u and all ur friends are in the parties on xbox live laughing and licking eachothers asses "oh my god dudes u wont believe infinity ward arent maiking the next game oh my god you guys i bet itll be shit and nuthing like call of duty."

then it comes out and u buy it and its the exact same as call of duty modern warfare 2 only in ww2 and ur like "well ok but i have zombies to play" then you waste all ur fucking money ur hard earned dosh buying shitty fucking zombie maps with shitty fucking multiplayer maps and ur like "yey cant wait to play these new mapssss!!" but by the time uve fucking filled ur piggy bank to buy the maps call of duty fucking black ops has already come out like 4 weeks after waw comes out so ur like well ill try the maps anyway but all the fanboys are gone and all the games empty and it takes years to find a game and when u get one its probs not on a new map nd if it is all the other faggots skip it cause its shit so u play a basic map anyway.

so now ur like well fuck this cod waw was bad, i'll just blame treyarch for its flaws. now ur all fucking excited jumping around in your shit stained spiderman pyjamas and ur slippers are falling off cause u see a new game call of duty black ops and ur like oh man oh man dad dad buy me this game please da please. so ur fucking dad buys u the new call of duty nd u play it and ur like "hmm something doesnt add up i think ive played this before somewhere but i cant put my finger on it.. hmm" then u realise that the last 2 cod games youve played are the exact same only with different guns, new noob weapons and perks and glitch spots and new maps. so u feel ripped off like u just bought a $$$50.00 mappack for cod4 but ur like "hey im ok with this fucking game cause i can play nazi zombies weee~~" so you play zombies and waste your money buying new maps and then SUDDENLY THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENS

call of duty modern warfare three has been thrown out of the developers vagina all bloody and crying splat on the fucking shelves of game stores. so ur like well all my stupiud fucking friends are buying it so i better buy it too because i like my friends nd ill feel sad that they have it and i dont cause im a fucking sheep. so you then steal money out of ur mums purse and buy it an den u play it with ur fucking friends and realise it is the exact same game as modern warefare 2. its just a map pack and new campaign and by this stage you still havent stopped to think "why didnt dey just make it maps packs for cod 4 instead of making a new fucking game" and the greedy corporations are laughing and cackling in their fucking executive suite fucking their whores throwing dollar bills at eachother thinking ""ahaha call of duty black ops 2? why the fuck not all those stupid fucking faggots will buy it ahahaha" then they eat dollar bill burgers and put dollar bills into their urethras and the whores love every second.

so then ur at home and u nearly have no room in ur whole house for another thing because the call of duty games are piled at ur door. u see on tv "black ops 2" and see that ur in space this time fighting zombie monkeys and think "oph that is original maybe they finally changed der ways cuse im fucking sick of this franchise" so u buy black ops 2 and get a big surprise when its the same fucking game as the last 24 call of duty games you bought for $50 and spent over $50 getting microsoft points to buy maps that youll never play again cause no one plays the old call of duties anymore, always the new one. the greedy corporations are covering theirselves in the tears of young boys who keep getting killed online and enraged and they make water slides from tears and a whole themepark from tears of angry teenagers arguing that cod is a good game.

then uve hit rock bottom uve no money and your family is out of business "should of fucking stopped at call of duty modern warefare 2" youll say to urself "call of duty is fucking shit and im glad i feel like shit for liking it and buying it" really fucking peeves my pooper seeing noobs buy call of duty. "call of duty black pops wow u throw an axe an kill people wow look killcam thats new it wasnt in the last game"

fiuckingh hell[/QUOTE]

Black Ops 2 was actually a good game though.

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=Burgervich;38505594]Black Ops 2 was actually a good game though.[/QUOTE]
The 'was' implies the length of time the game kept you occupied :v: