Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

It isn't something that gets me mad all the time cause it has only happend 10 fucking minutes ago. A lady came to my door and literally said that my dog is in distress and that if I don't put it down she will press charges. I am so fucking angry that words can't describe... I will be back later after I go and put down my dog. :'( RIP Tuck. Good night sweet prince.

People that make larger people feel like absolute shit every day just because they weigh more on a scale than normal.

Why are there no american dinners and breakfast shop in Austia? I would love me some pancakes with bacon and all that jazz.

I'm sick of having to hide shit about who I am.

-ironically this is a pretty stupid post- [editline]as[/editline] I hate it when you make a post that doesn't look like you made it after re-reading it

[QUOTE=junker|154;38509475]Why are there no american dinners and breakfast shop in Austia? I would love me some pancakes with bacon and all that jazz.[/QUOTE] You can simulate the All-American dining experience by eating a bucket of lard.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;38509527]You can simulate the All-American dining experience by eating a bucket of lard.[/QUOTE] I think I really need that, I am far to skinny :v:

[QUOTE=junker|154;38509622]I think I really need that, I am far to skinny :v:[/QUOTE] Why dont you just eat a lot of protein.

How the thought of "There might be something hot/cute on the very next page" keeps me going through page after page of shit all the time And there always is, which doesn't help

For the first time ever I've decided to have a New Years Resolution. 1. Cut down on cussing. 2. 10 push-ups every day.

How aggressive I am online. I'm fine in public, calm and almost never easy to be made angry. But online oh boy, i am so aggressive, easily angered. I don't like it

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38509703]For the first time ever I've decided to have a New Years Resolution. 1. Cut down on cussing. 2. 10 push-ups every day.[/QUOTE] My new year's resolution, is to not bother with new year's resolutions from now on. I've made quite a few in the last few years and I think there's only one thing that I've ever stuck to (I'm still going to the gym). I'm useless at doing things.

[QUOTE=Crash15;38509949]How aggressive I am online. I'm fine in public, calm and almost never easy to be made angry. But online oh boy, i am so aggressive, easily angered. I don't like it[/QUOTE] Be cool to people that are cool to you, be an ass to people who are an ass to you.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38509703]For the first time ever I've decided to have a New Years Resolution. 1. Cut down on cussing. 2. 10 push-ups every day.[/QUOTE] Why not start now? If you put a specific start date on something then you'll feel more compelled to procrastinate.

What part of FUCKING DO NOT PLAY THAT VIDEO DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANDROID? Next year this phone is in the fucking skip.

I hate shit

[QUOTE=samuel2213;38506859]Youtube Comments. I watch this very mediocre video that has some sound distortion in the song (which doesn't fit the video in the slightest), so I comment on the sound quality and song choice, just for someone to act like I killed his/her dog and call me a hypocrite because my video's have shit sound quality. How does my video's sound quality relate to that video at all? That's like saying all food critics have to be the worlds best cooks.[/QUOTE] Don't even bother with people on youtube, man. It's one of the most popular sites on the internet, which obviously means there are going to be a lot of people. And that obviously means a lot of idiots. So yeah, install the herp derp script, I use it and am happy.

I hate people who don't speak properly on the radio, I get that we have like a thousand different accents and dialects in the UK but jesus christ at least make an effort to sound like you know how to communicate.

[QUOTE=markg06;38511601]I hate people who don't speak properly on the radio, I get that we have like a thousand different accents and dialects in the UK but jesus christ at least make an effort to sound like you know how to communicate.[/QUOTE] oi, whet a'ya on abeut, maet?

Fuck the police, seriously. I just got my permit revoked and I can't apply for it again for another 8 months. Why? Going 31 in a 30.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38512210]Fuck the police, seriously. I just got my permit revoked and I can't apply for it again for another 8 months. Why? Going 31 in a 30.[/QUOTE] What the fuck? That's bullshit, you can at least go 5 MPH over the speed limit! Can't you contest this?

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38512221]What the fuck? That's bullshit, you can at least go 5 MPH over the speed limit! Can't you contest this?[/QUOTE] I'm not going to fucking try, my dad's being cool with it and paying the ticket for me. There's no way a 15 year old's argument would hold up in court, it would be a waste of their time.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38512231]I'm not going to fucking try, my dad's being cool with it and paying the ticket for me. There's no way a 15 year old's argument would hold up in court, it would be a waste of their time.[/QUOTE] it's probably just a child hating cop on a powertrip, fuck that.

This weird kid always comes over to me during class and starts humping my chair. I tell him to back the fuck up but he doesn't listen. I was so close to hitting him but he finally stopped

[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;38512573] starts humping my chair[/quote] wut

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38512608]wut[/QUOTE] He was literally standing behind my chair and humping it for a solid five minutes . He thinks its hilarious for some reason but its weird and creepy. Everyone in class thinks he's a creep.

When I [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1226994]make a thread[/url] about something that broke and right after I post it it fixes itself. That makes me so irritated and I find it embarrassing.

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;38512721]When I [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1226994]make a thread[/url] about something that broke and right after I post it it fixes itself. That makes me so irritated and I find it embarrassing.[/QUOTE] Computers are fucking magic.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;38510375]Why not start now? If you put a specific start date on something then you'll feel more compelled to procrastinate.[/QUOTE] I did last night. Though I don't know how I can cut off cussing cold turkey. Cussing is like heroine, The poppy seeds are like I dont friggin know

I slept through my 5:30am alarm to finish my homework before heading to class at 8, and I had to skip class, now my professor's gonna be pissed at me and take a shitload off my project grade.