Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=junker|154;38524104]The lack of goodies and detailed manuels that you get when buying a game, I used to love if there were additional goodies or some cool maps. I am a guy who always reads the manual and I take great joy in doing so. But today all the manuals are either on pdf on the disc or some pages of advertisement or legal stuff.[/QUOTE] Halo 4 doesn't have either.

[QUOTE=junker|154;38524104]The lack of goodies and detailed [b]manuels[/b] that you get when buying a game, I used to love if there were additional goodies or some cool maps. I am a guy who always reads the manual and I take great joy in doing so. But today all the manuals are either on pdf on the disc or some pages of advertisement or legal stuff.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/15212.gif[/img] Que?

Una ceveza y un aqua con gaz, por favor!

I hate when I wake up and have to take a shit, but I don't have time to without missing the bus. I want my car. :c

Going home for Thanksgiving break after classes. It'll be good to chill with my friends & family for five days.

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;38516657]Wait, what does that even mean? Why does some random bitch get to tell you what to do with your own pet?[/QUOTE] She is some government official. My dog was 15 years old he could barely see or hear and it was a pain for him to move but he was old that is what is stupid she thought I was abusing him or something. I had him put down I was very emotional it was painful to see the life go from his eyes like that but I wasn't going to leave him in his last moments. Not like that.

[QUOTE=Vault;38522251]He gets enough hate for the shit he does. And it gets me mad. sometimes[/QUOTE] What does he do? I haven't really seen him do anything that'd warrant anything, yet every post of his I see, at least 40 dumbs.

I'm a clingy ass motherfucker when it comes to my friends. I hate myself for wanting their attention. It's selfish.

Fucking Garry's Mod videos.

league of legends can easily piss you off.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;38526046]league of legends can easily piss you off.[/QUOTE] LoL brings out the worst in everyone. Just like Mario Party and Monopoly.

Well, court only lasted an hour. We won. There wasn't a jury, it was all up to the judge. The lawyer that was appointed managed to convince him that I had no intentions of doing wrong. My permit's back and I have to do 5 hours of community service. And it's a misdemeanor so it's not going on my record, so I'm not a crook!

When the power goes out. SHIT, THE OVEN WONT WORK

[QUOTE]An unhandled exception has occured. Crash dump created at: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Scribblenauts\dumps\crash_10_20_2012@02-29-28.dmp Please report a bug with this information attached. The game will now terminate.[/QUOTE] [I]hey[/I] scribblenauts? [B]stop this shit[/B]

[QUOTE=hitleradolph;38526432]When the power goes out. SHIT, THE OVEN WONT WORK[/QUOTE] Oven.... hitleradolph...

[QUOTE=jbthekid;38521923]Max, Max, and fucking Max. [editline]19th November 2012[/editline] [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1225718[/URL] He never seems to surprise me with his posts in Refugee Camp. Refugee Camp section description: "Banned users can post in here but they can only see their own threads." It's common that banned users will post in there to see what they can do about their ban, but I've never seen posts like that get someone's ban extended. Hell, they're just trying to amuse themselves, no harm done.[/QUOTE] please for anybody who read this post, he is completely wrong, tons of people have had been warned by mods for making "diary" entries, and over a dozen have had their bans extended, and none of them were extended by max

I hate it when people don't close the bathroom window after the smell is gone. Boy do I love to sit on an icy toilet and shit in 5*C

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;38526597]please for anybody who read this post, he is completely wrong, tons of people have had been warned by mods for making "diary" entries, and over a dozen have had their bans extended, and none of them were extended by max[/QUOTE] We've cleared that up, but I very rarely see warnings myself. Either I'm blind, or somehow you can PM the mods when you're banned, and I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

How I start sweating immediately after someone yells at me. God damn it body, stop being a dick.

I knew that son of a bitch at subway was ripping me off, see every day I get lunch at subway and every so often there's this other guy working the regeister and he always seems to charge the wrong price, so yesterday it was 5.01 and today I got the same thing and it was 3.81

So, I'm pretty sure both my camera and my ipod were stolen by my sister and her shithead boyfriend. I'm pretty pissed, and this isn't the first thing they've taken either. The first thing they did was steal my mom's camera, probably pawned it off. Guess that's what I get for leaving my stuff out.

[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;38527493]So, I'm pretty sure both my camera and my ipod were stolen by my sister and her shithead boyfriend. I'm pretty pissed, and this isn't the first thing they've taken either. The first thing they did was steal my mom's camera, probably pawned it off. Guess that's what I get for leaving my stuff out.[/QUOTE] Why don't you confront them? Those things are not cheap. You might as well tell the police.

[QUOTE=proch;38527539]Why don't you confront them? Those things are not cheap. You might as well tell the police.[/QUOTE] I guess that's my fault, I'm hesitant to confront/accuse anybody unless I'm 100% sure. Which I'll never be, since I obviously didn't [i]see[/i] them take them. But I've searched this fucking place high and low for them, and I just can't find them. It's an ipod nano, one of those small motherfuckers than can disappear in a heartbeat. [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] I feel like such a jackass now, I literally JUST FOUND THE FUCKING IPOD. No dice on my camera.

[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;38527593]I guess that's my fault, I'm hesitant to confront/accuse anybody unless I'm 100% sure. Which I'll never be, since I obviously didn't [i]see[/i] them take them. But I've searched this fucking place high and low for them, and I just can't find them. It's an ipod nano, one of those small motherfuckers than can disappear in a heartbeat. [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] I feel like such a jackass now, I literally JUST FOUND THE FUCKING IPOD. No dice on my camera.[/QUOTE] Ah, I recognise that feeling. You lose something, get angry, start blaming someone else and when you find what was lost you realise how stupid you were.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;38527962]Ah, I recognise that feeling. You lose something, get angry, start blaming someone else and when you find what was lost you realise how stupid you were.[/QUOTE] Those two still aren't exactly innocent though, I could probably make a full post just on them alone.

I just tried to take something out of the microwave, and I sort of expected it to be hot, but just as I touched it, I burped and it went through my nose. It was like a ginger ale burp, and it burned, so apparently my hand got confused or something, thought I was grabbing on to something hot, and I threw it across the room. It was barely warm. Now there are burrito remains everywhere. Fuck.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38522513]Dear Mind, Stop dreaming about weird things or I'll force you to process 3TB of uncensored hentai Sincerely, Burger[/QUOTE] Fucking same weird dream 4 days in a row. Is anyone a dream analysis or something so they can tell me what the fuck is wrong with me.

My aunt is high as fuck off who knows what, and threatened to kill us a while back. She smashed up our leafblower, broke our gate handle, then shouted that she was gonna get a gun and kill us all. cops fucking suck they haven't done shit "oh dont worry we'll investigate this if she causes more shit call us back" yeah okay I'll call you back when she has shot us, why can't you do anything now. What's worse is she sped off in her car, and hasn't come back, so they can't arrest her.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38494259]What you do is answer the door, and wait for them to say something about "the lord jesus christ" or whatever. Then tell them you worship the great satan.[/QUOTE] I'm a bit late here but holy shit thats what I do! I have a shirt that says Hail Satan and I always keep a couple sticks of white chalk by the front door, I usually go out there and draw a circle and start chanting random shit. [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=NikoChekhov;38527493]So, I'm pretty sure both my camera and my ipod were stolen by my sister and her shithead boyfriend. I'm pretty pissed, and this isn't the first thing they've taken either. The first thing they did was steal my mom's camera, probably pawned it off. Guess that's what I get for leaving my stuff out.[/QUOTE] Glad you found it though, I kinda know that feel. Only it was my best friends sister and her boyfriend who stole my fucking bike, TWICE. And then stole $60 out of my wallet, I worked all week for that fucking money and then it was just gone. [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rocko's;38528590]My aunt is high as fuck off who knows what, and threatened to kill us a while back. She smashed up our leafblower, broke our gate handle, then shouted that she was gonna get a gun and kill us all. cops fucking suck they haven't done shit "oh dont worry we'll investigate this if she causes more shit call us back" yeah okay I'll call you back when she has shot us, why can't you do anything now. What's worse is she sped off in her car, and hasn't come back, so they can't arrest her.[/QUOTE] Shit man, I have an ex grandmother bitch thing whatever the fuck she is. Who keeps trying to get her shit she left over here for 2 years and legally it is ours now and my moms trying to sell it cause, she also owes my mom like 10 grand and she keeps trying to get involved with our family and we already told her not to fucking come by, and 2 weeks ago she came by when my sister was here by herself ( she won't come when my parents are here cause my parents will shoot her ass if she steps onto our property, and so would I ) and shes just batshit crazy. Its a long story but I feel for you man.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38528772]When microwaves manage to somehow make your food only slightly warm and your plate hotter than the fires of Hell.[/QUOTE] How does that even work half the time? Don't microwaves heat up the water in the food or some shit like that?