Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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Mostly dumb first world shit, like my laptop constantly disconnecting form the wifi network, and the fact that we don't get the speeds that we pay for.
Like it did just now, and when the "Repair" option brings up the usual box, but it freezes at "Disabling wireless network adapter" and I have to restart
[QUOTE=absolalone111;38528861]Mostly dumb first world shit, like my laptop constantly disconnecting form the wifi network, and the fact that we don't get the speeds that we pay for.
Like it did just now, and when the "Repair" option brings up the usual box, but it freezes at "Disabling wireless network adapter" and I have to restart[/QUOTE]
You better get the thing looked at. Doesn't sound good.
When your teacher finds a song that will be "a wonderful way to help you learn".
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V98BvCQrVeM"]Prime example right here.[/URL]
But it gets better, the volume seems to be amplified ten fold, and they don't lower it even though the audience is now deaf.
Fuckers who stay one hundred feet behind the car in front of them, then I can't get into the turning lane and I end up missing the fucking light.
SCOOT UP!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38528772]When microwaves manage to somehow make your food only slightly warm and your plate hotter than the fires of Hell.[/QUOTE]
Most of the time I tend to just microwave the food then put it on a plate when it's done.
Oh man I've got a dude that sits next to me in my homeroom where all he does is draw terrible naruto fanart, scene wolves 'oc's', and sonic fanart. When I asked him what he wants to do as a career he said he wants to be a "professional game design painter" which I presume he meant concept artist. I was messing around a few days ago near him trying to draw and shade some cubes and other shapes on top of a draped cloth. He was baffled that I would be doing this sort of thing. I asked why and he was like "oh well you don't even need to do that stuff if you want to be an artist, just start drawing people and stuff!" I just sort of stopped paying attention to what he said after that.
How some girl in my school is annoying me over the fact that I think tanks are cool. I'm sorry, but how am I not supposed to find things [URL="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-980120-A-0000K-002.jpg"]like this[/URL] badass?
Sometimes since I'm so shy myself in public or maybe it's just me being anti-social but
I wish sometimes that I didn't have any facial features once so ever
It was just nothing but skin
No eyes or mouth or anything
[QUOTE=tier56;38530539]How some girl in my school is annoying me over the fact that I think tanks are cool. I'm sorry, but how am I not supposed to find things [URL="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-980120-A-0000K-002.jpg"]like this[/URL] badass?[/QUOTE]
Because an Apache helicopter is cooler
[IMG]http://www.boeing.com/rotorcraft/military/ah64d/images/AH-64D_DVD-1098-2_375x300.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=kaine123;38530417]Oh man I've got a dude that sits next to me in my homeroom where all he does is draw terrible naruto fanart, scene wolves 'oc's', and sonic fanart. When I asked him what he wants to do as a career he said he wants to be a "professional game design painter" which I presume he meant concept artist. I was messing around a few days ago near him trying to draw and shade some cubes and other shapes on top of a draped cloth. He was baffled that I would be doing this sort of thing. I asked why and he was like "oh well you don't even need to do that stuff if you want to be an artist, just start drawing people and stuff!" I just sort of stopped paying attention to what he said after that.[/QUOTE]
You talking about Gray?
God, playing WoW again, I feel so outdated.
"Where the hell are the trainers? I'm level 15 and I haven't found any." "There's one in Stormwind." "Yeah, but she didn't have the option to buy anything." "Yeah. Trainers don't sell abilities anymore. You just get them." "Oh."
"Uh, why is it that I only have one talent point? Is it because I waited some levels before I picked my specialization because I wasn't sure?" "Actually the talent system has been revamped so you only get too pick a talent now and then to make it easier and more streamlined." "Oh."
Then I hop on general chat in Westfall
"Hey, to the only two other people in Westfall, wanna do this [The Foreman] quest with me?" "...that's a DM quest." "A what now?" "A Deadmines quest." "Yep." "You need 5 people for that." "Oh, that sucks." "...Just hit I."
*hits I and and realizes that there is now a Dungeon Finder that allows you to find people cross realm and lets you choose what role you can fill, like Tank, Healer, Damage, or Instructor.*
"Oh."
What's with all these convenient changes making me feel like an old fuck who just realized his way of life was hilariously outdated
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38530921]God, playing WoW again, I feel so outdated.
[b]"Where the hell are the trainers? I'm level 15 and I haven't found any." "There's one in Stormwind." "Yeah, but she didn't have the option to buy anything." "Yeah. Trainers don't sell abilities anymore. You just get them." "Oh."
"Uh, why is it that I only have one talent point? Is it because I waited some levels before I picked my specialization because I wasn't sure?" "Actually the talent system has been revamped so you only get too pick a talent now and then to make it easier and more streamlined." "Oh."[/b]
Then I hop on general chat in Westfall
"Hey, to the only two other people in Westfall, wanna do this [The Foreman] quest with me?" "...that's a DM quest." "A what now?" "A Deadmines quest." "Yep." "You need 5 people for that." "Oh, that sucks." "...Just hit I."
*hits I and and realizes that there is now a Dungeon Finder that allows you to find people cross realm and lets you choose what role you can fill, like Tank, Healer, Damage, or Instructor.*
"Oh."
What's with all these convenient changes making me feel like an old fuck who just realized his way of life was hilariously outdated[/QUOTE]
Wow I'm really glad I quit, they just fucked it up there.
i am such a shitty skater. i've been skating since last april, so a good 7-8 months, and i cannot ollie for the life of me. i thought i was ready to try to learn them rolling since i was landing them every third or fourth try, and i spent half an hour today looking like a fucking idiot. i could hardly get the board off the ground, i don't know what the hell went wrong but suddenly I can't do it anymore? it definitely is my back foot. i can bring my front foot as high as i need but my back foot REFUSES TO LIFT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES OFF THE GROUND, when i need it to go really high in order for it to be an ollie, not a fucking tap.
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38531021]i am such a shitty skater. i've been skating since last april, so a good 7-8 months, and i cannot ollie for the life of me. i thought i was ready to try to learn them rolling since i was landing them every third or fourth try, and i spent half an hour today looking like a fucking idiot. i could hardly get the board off the ground, i don't know what the hell went wrong but suddenly I can't do it anymore? it definitely is my back foot. i can bring my front foot as high as i need but my back foot REFUSES TO LIFT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES OFF THE GROUND, when i need it to go really high in order for it to be an ollie, not a fucking tap.[/QUOTE]
Ollies are hard to get down dude. It took me a long time to get a consistent standing ollie. I still fuck up on rolling ones. Just keep trying. Eventually you'll get it right and you'll realize what movements you need to make with your feet. It's just muscle memory.
I hate this 3 day week with thanksgiving. It's nice, but I havent had homework in like 2 weeks, and now all the teachers are catching up. 2 english papers, an algebra 2 test, and a chemistry test all tomorrow. Fucking, why.
[QUOTE=kirby2112;38530833]You talking about Gray?[/QUOTE]
Ja.
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38530798]Because an Apache helicopter is cooler
[IMG]http://www.boeing.com/rotorcraft/military/ah64d/images/AH-64D_DVD-1098-2_375x300.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Nono, the A-10 is THE coolest monster you can unleash.
[IMG]http://www.airpowerworld.info/other-military-aircraft/a-10-thunderbolt-ii.jpg[/IMG]
BRRRRRRRRRRT
[QUOTE=MechaKat;38531236]Nono, the A-10 is THE coolest monster you can unleash.
[IMG]http://www.airpowerworld.info/other-military-aircraft/a-10-thunderbolt-ii.jpg[/IMG]
BRRRRRRRRRRT[/QUOTE]
Sexiest motherfucker.
I'm sure this has been said but I hate it when people walk slowly in front of me in a public place and I can't get around them. Especially if I'm walking with someone else. You feel awkward trying to nudge by, but you hate having to walk at their snail's pace.
If people would be more considerate and just look behind them when they walk slow to make sure they aren't obstructing the path of other people, this wouldn't be a problem.
[QUOTE=MechaKat;38531236]Nono, the A-10 is THE coolest monster you can unleash.
[IMG]http://www.airpowerworld.info/other-military-aircraft/a-10-thunderbolt-ii.jpg[/IMG]
BRRRRRRRRRRT[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I love that sound
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwC0irAbYdk[/media]
When people call my name from the other side of the house instead of just going to me personally.
Then they get mad at me for not hearing me.
When you are trying to show someone something on your phone and it lags like shit, making the person look away and eventually become disinterested. I need a new, faster phone.
[QUOTE=SockFC;38531516]When people call my name from the other side of the house instead of just going to me personally.
Then they get mad at me for not hearing me.[/QUOTE]
THIIIIIISSSSSSSS. My mom screams from across the house at me, I take a second to register whether or not I heard my name, and seconds after that, she comes storming in screeching about how I always ignore her. GIVE ME 4 FUCKING SECONDS YOU STUPID CUNT
How I feel as though my geography project that I tried to make humorous will probably get an F
[quote][sub][sub][sub][sub]ALASKA, BRO
Yeah, Alaska, what of it.
You probably don't even know what that means
IT'S RUSSIAN FOR GREAT LANDS
“oh okay who cares rofl”
I SAID THE NAME WAS RUSSIAN
“Russian, oh my God”
REGION OF THE US
Pacific, like California and et cetera
CAPITAL
It's capital is Juneau
NICKNAME
“The Last Frontier”
“why is it called that?”
BECAUSE OF THE STATE'S OPPORTUNITIES,
THATS WHY
“okay fine jeez”
DATE ENTERED UNION
January 3, 1959
BORDERING STATES
None. Why?
BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO SCREW WITH HIM
CLIMATE REGIONS
Subarctic and Tundra
TUNDRA, BRO
BODIES OF WATER
Pacific Ocean
RIVERS
Yukon River, and the Beireng Strait
MOUNTAIN RANGES
Mt Mckinley
POPULATION
626,932 people
“why is the number so small”
BECAUSE I SAID TUNDRA
ELEVATION
Highest point; Mt. McKinley at 20,320 ft.
Lowest point; Pacific Ocean at sea level
MAJOR CITIES
Anchorage, Fair Banks, College, Sitka, and Kodiak
PITBULL VISITED THE WALMART THERE, BRO
MANUFACTURING
Food Processing, tourism, lumber and wood products
AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS
Sea food, nursery stock, dairy, vegetables, livestock, mining
MINING? HOLY HELL! GOLD, BRO!
NATURAL RESOURCES
Petroleum, natural gas and gold
GOLD? I JUST MENTIONED THAT
CURRENT GOVERNOR
Sean Parnell
REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS
TWO
ALASKA NEEDS MORE, BRO
MOTTO
North to the Future
STATE SONG
Alaska's Flag
STATE BIRD
Willow Ptarmigan
STATE FLOWER
Myostis Alpestris
STATE TREE
Sitka Spruce
THE TREE IS NAMED AFTER A CITY HOW AWESOME CAN YOU GET
PLACES TO VISIT
Alaska Zoo
MISC. INFO
It's the biggest US state
TEXAS AIN'T GOT ANYTHING ON ALASKA
US state that is home to Reindeer/Caribou
REINDEER. ALASKA IS HOME TO SANTA'S REINDEER[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/quote]
[url]http://pastebin.com/U02dxDuF[/url]
I over did it and I feel terrible
[QUOTE=Crash15;38531688]How I feel as though my geography project that I tried to make humorous will probably get an F
[url]http://pastebin.com/U02dxDuF[/url]
I over did it and I feel terrible[/QUOTE]
Assuming I was your teacher...I would probabbblllyyyy give you an 'F' if you turned that in to me.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;38531934]Assuming I was your teacher...I would probabbblllyyyy give you an 'F' if you turned that in to me.[/QUOTE]
my teacher is little humorous so the least i could get is a D
[QUOTE=Crash15;38531688]How I feel as though my geography project that I tried to make humorous will probably get an F
[url]http://pastebin.com/U02dxDuF[/url]
I over did it and I feel terrible[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of a history thing earlier. We had to write a paragraph about what presidential candidate we would vote for and why. I chose Obama. After my paragraph I wrote, and I quote this all.
"Time to be not serious at all.
Mitt Romney is a satan worshipping communist nazi antichrist who hates america, loves murder and eats babies."
Got full credit, even though she scribbled that out and wrote "never write like this again. Ever." Right next to it. :v:
Holy shit we barely won that one.
We were down by eight with a minute left. Cue a furious comeback and RIDICULOUSLY clutch free throws to put us in the lead. Mother. Fuckers. Yes.
I had a shit day though, only made one basket. Had a couple of steals though.
[QUOTE=Crash15;38531688]How I feel as though my geography project that I tried to make humorous will probably get an F
[url]http://pastebin.com/U02dxDuF[/url]
I over did it and I feel terrible[/QUOTE]
For capital you should've said, I dunno, Juneau?
My friend just accidentally deleted my Super Smash Bros Melee data that took me 5 years to complete.
Greatest day ever.
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;38532238]My friend just accidentally deleted my Super Smash Bros Melee data that took me 5 years to complete.
Greatest day ever.[/QUOTE]
-alright nevermind can't figure out things
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