Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=Warship;38591898]Wait, so why didn't it just go to battery power?[/QUOTE] It's a pretty old laptop (you can tell by my useragent) and the battery no longer works, it has to be plugged in to work at all. Also LSDJ and the fact that I can't buy a flash cart to put it on, they are like $46

[QUOTE=/B/rother;38591980]By a HTC instead and live happily ever after.[/QUOTE] I'm just going back to my old 4 and modding it.

I have this history class where my peers drive me batshit. First, there's this English major who never uses contractions and says indeed all the time; best of all with a stammering speech impediment. This wouldn't be obnoxious if he didn't always offer his asinine, generally incomprehensible and pointless commentary on every subject, from three-field agriculture to Spanish Habsburg moustaches. Sample sentence: "Indeed it s-s-s... seems as though King Philip was a king man. It is b-b-because he had a kingdom which m-m-mad.... made him one the fact of wh-which is indeed... interesting." The other chief offender is this 65 year old non-traditional student who shows up 15 minutes late for every class while lecture is well underway. He rides one of those walmart mobility chairs-- not a wheelchair, and the door to the class opens outwards. Picture a scene with me. The professor, mid sentence, flashes her eyes at the door while a low mechanical humming sound increases in volume. It stops for a moment, and the door handle wiggles. It bursts outward as Mr. Fuckles goes into full reverse to swing the door open, and then speeds forward at whiplash speed to get into the classroom before the door shuts. Now Mr. Fuckles has maneuvered into the room and oriented his vehicle in a direction facing opposite the professor. Due to the orientation of the desks, he now commences a 6-point turn in order to reorient his chair. Over the whirring and buzzing of the engine fully changing it's direction six or seven times, the professor's tame lecture is raised to a feverish pace and volume. Now Mr. Fuckles is facing the professor, in his chair, near the wall of the long side of the room. With impudence, he stands upright on his own two legs, pulls out a chair and sits down like the rest of the class. Some 20 minutes will pass before he's compelled to talk about his daughter owning a sailboat, and will soon realize that in his dementia he's forgotten that this had little or nothing to do with Elizabeth I, and he laboriously winds his story down before dementia will strike again in 20 minutes.

the day I have no school is the day my body decides "fuck you high temperature have fun breathing faggot" jesus

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38593220]Aren't you Mr. Moller-Jacobs?[/QUOTE] Oui, and thank you :3

I have a huge gambling problem and someone at work told me about an online casino thing. Already blew $20 on it during a 15 minute break at work :( [editline].[/editline] There goes another $20. fuck

[QUOTE=Electroholic;38593746]I have a huge gambling problem and someone at work told me about an online casino thing. Already blew $20 on it during a 15 minute break at work :( [editline].[/editline] There goes another $20. fuck[/QUOTE] Keep playing, you're bound to win eventually! [sp]no just kidding you should probably stop[/sp]

I feel like playing electronic blackjack is more unfair then a real casino because the computer probably "shuffles the deck" so I win less.

friend didn't believe me when I was ingame and trying to show him that Nacht Der Untoten was in Green Run [this was in Black Ops 2] so I hopped off, he didn't follow like I told him to and cause of that I was attacked by Denizens, but even though I was down I managed to get the proof I needed. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yIpEc.jpg[/IMG] Irritating as hell when people don't listen to you

I have a photo of an FPer on my computer but I don't know who it is

[QUOTE=Griffster26;38596158]I have a photo of an FPer on my computer but I don't know who it is[/QUOTE] Just post it.

[QUOTE=Zorus;38582882]If only you could trade them and extort $20 dollars a pop. I still have my easter egg hats from 2008 or 2009 was it.[/QUOTE] I logged in to mine and apparently my account was terminated for bad behavior. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=HorizoN;38595761]friend didn't believe me when I was ingame and trying to show him that Nacht Der Untoten was in Green Run [this was in Black Ops 2] so I hopped off, he didn't follow like I told him to and cause of that I was attacked by Denizens, but even though I was down I managed to get the proof I needed. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yIpEc.jpg[/IMG] Irritating as hell when people don't listen to you[/QUOTE] Where's that at?

[QUOTE=gottifour;38596372]I logged in to mine and apparently my account was terminated for bad behavior. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] Where's that at?[/QUOTE] You'll see it on your right on the bus ride between the farm and that other place with the big white room.

Uninstalled that fucking casino. I'm pissed now

how deceptively powerful the Fiveseven is in Black Ops 2. when you get it in the mystery box in zombies your usual thought would probably be "a fucking pistol, are you serious?" then you pick it up and pack a punch it and suddenly its a god weapon

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38597332]how deceptively powerful the Fiveseven is in Black Ops 2. when you get it in the mystery box in zombies your usual thought would probably be "a fucking pistol, are you serious?" then you pick it up and pack a punch it and suddenly its a god weapon[/QUOTE] I thought that way of the .357 in WaW, and then the Python in Black Ops, but they completely demolish zombies until later on.

[QUOTE=jbthekid;38597379]I thought that way of the .357 in WaW, and then the Python in Black Ops, but they completely demolish zombies until later on.[/QUOTE] friend got python on tranzit through mystery the fucker [I]ignores it[/I] next thing you know everyone gets absolute shit weapons and we get our asses handed to us

[QUOTE=Crash15;38597577]friend got python on tranzit through mystery the fucker [I]ignores it[/I] next thing you know everyone gets absolute shit weapons and we get our asses handed to us[/QUOTE] This is exactly why I think that if your teammate decides to not take a weapon, you should be able to take it. I don't know how you would stop people from randomly stealing your weapons, but maybe you could have the option "Press X to give away", or something, so that it's up for grabs to anyone else.

[QUOTE=jbthekid;38597598]This is exactly why I think that if your teammate decides to not take a weapon, you should be able to take it. I don't know how you would stop people from randomly stealing your weapons, but maybe you could have the option "Press X to give away", or something, so that it's up for grabs to anyone else.[/QUOTE] I keep thinking the same thing When the gun comes up, there are two options. "Press X to trade weapon" and "Press Y to give to teammate" and then it will bring up a quick little menu with your teammate's names to choose. When a player is chosen, the gun will have a particle effect of lighting (similar to the mystery box taken away) and the chosen player will have the gun infront of his face saying "Press X to trade weapon", allowing him to switch to the weapon he wants to get rid of

DOTA's community used to be polite and tolerable in my experience, but lately, all I've come across is a bunch of unruly BRs and RUs. I've lost every game lately because of them.

I ask my ex for one time to fucking stay up with me cause she knows I cant sleep and she says she will . Hasnt responded to any of my txts, and not the firt time. Pisses me off. Everytime I try to distance myself she pulls me back with "i love you still I need u In my life omg" etc. fucking pised at mysrlf for not manning up and just telling her off

I've learnt my lesson of why I should never use the school restrooms. The other day, there was shit on the wall. Not a smear of shit, but a literal mass of waste just stuck to the wall, like someone just put their bare ass to the cold tile and unleashed their load. [I]Only it stuck there[/I]. How else it could've even made it near the wall, I don't want to think about.

[QUOTE=Zoran;38597786]DOTA's community used to be polite and tolerable in my experience, but lately, all I've come across is a bunch of unruly BRs and RUs. I've lost every game lately because of them.[/QUOTE] When I tried to play DOTA 2 I was met with "uninstall the game nooob" and somesuch, decided not to play it any more after that.

Theres shit smeared to the ceiling tiles at my school

[QUOTE='[Slendy v2.0];38597950']I've learnt my lesson of why I should never use the school restrooms. The other day, there was shit on the wall. Not a smear of shit, but a literal mass of waste just stuck to the wall, like someone just put their bare ass to the cold tile and unleashed their load. [I]Only it stuck there[/I]. How else it could've even made it near the wall, I don't want to think about.[/QUOTE] At my school there was a mystery shit smearer who smeared shit all over the walls in a random bathroom once or twice a week, as much as teachers tried they never apprehended the felon

i don't use public restrooms [I]at all[/I]

I try my best to avoid them unless the liquid kraken needs releasing

Saw someone [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1126058&p=32617151&viewfull=1#post32617151]rated this winner recently in my ticker.[/url] Looking back at that post makes me mad, because my mom hasn't been supportive of me. 'Supportive' implies she's ever done a damn thing to help me. She's tolerating. She doesn't call me my name or gender or do anything to help me out, but she doesn't punish or insult me for it. I know that's a lot better than a lot of trans people get, but fuck that, man, tolerating [I]isn't good enough.[/I]

I feel like shit and I'm not sure why. I got lots of sleep, I ate some actually healthy food today, I was outside.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38598432]It's nearly 5 AM. I should really get to sleep. [I]But the internet is so cool.[/I][/QUOTE] heheheheheh [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Mysteries[/url]