Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38607499]Man, stalker always pulled some bullshit on me. Maybe I'm horrible at video games, but I tried shadow of chernobyl and got my ass REPEATEDLY handed to me because of anomalies or radiation or something like that.[/QUOTE] Pretty big learning curve, but a lot of fun once you dig in

Can someone be my emergency bisexual girlfriend. I need an excuse for something just in case my mother or father discover something they're not supposed to discover.

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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38607932]Can someone be my emergency bisexual girlfriend. I need an excuse for something just in case my mother or father discover something they're not supposed to discover.[/QUOTE] I'm not actually a girl, but anything for a lizard wearing a santa hat!

Every time I'm getting prepped to jerk off, I spend like two hours finding something good and then right when I'm about to lay into it MY BROTHERS COME IN AND I GOTTA WAIT MORE HOURS FOR THEM TO GO TO SLEEP and one of them refuses to sleep until like 1 AM every night.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38607932]Can someone be my emergency bisexual girlfriend. I need an excuse for something just in case my mother or father discover something they're not supposed to discover.[/QUOTE] I can be your heavily bearded sexually ambiguous boyfriend, but that's as far as I can take it

Ok well I need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend just in case one of my father discovers one of my toys. Thanks

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38608939]Ok well I need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend just in case one of my father discovers one of my toys. Thanks[/QUOTE] I'm your man, or woman, I guess. Like, for real? Am I going to need a backstory and shit?

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;38608974]I'm your man, or woman, I guess. Like, for real? Am I going to need a backstory and shit?[/QUOTE] You want to try double penetration but you are not whorish enough to get a second guy to do it. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] Stahp horizon

[IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/87029207/what.PNG[/IMG] Facebook whores at it's finest. Quite literally too.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38608939]Ok well I need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend just in case one of my father discovers one of my toys. Thanks[/QUOTE] I volunteer myself

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38609216]I volunteer myself[/QUOTE] But you've got a penis.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38609080]You want to try double penetration but you are not whorish enough to get a second guy to do it. [editline]26th November 2012[/editline] Stahp horizon[/QUOTE] Okay. I want a title for this.

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;38609429]But you've got a penis.[/QUOTE] so?

I thought Horizon underwent a sex change

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38609531]I thought Horizon underwent a sex change[/QUOTE] p much all thats left is to wait till I'm 18

How only me and my 2nd older brother have the same interests, no one else. Oh here's another one: How I hate the people in my school, they even idolize my cousin for all the bad things he has done in the school. Sucks being born but not raised in the ghetto.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38609652]Aw, really? I thought you were 18 already. Best of luck when the time comes, though.[/QUOTE] everyone thinks I'm older than I really am what the fuck and yea I got HRT n all that cool stuff, once I'm 18 I can apply for funding for SRS wooo [then comes the horrifying reality of having to use toys/stents for the rest of my life]

loving that double post

Anyone else has that feeling where you keep on touching your hair in order for it to not look silly but then you look in a mirror and you noticed it looks like shit?

[QUOTE=doomevil;38609767]Anyone else has that feeling where you keep on touching your hair in order for it to not look silly but then you look in a mirror and you noticed it looks like shit?[/QUOTE] I'm stuck in an endless loop of that D:

2-3 more years till I have to do something with my life. Been thinking of becoming a detective, just cause I would enjoy investigating crimes properly. Been my dream job since L.A Confidential I hate this stage, literally have no idea on what I'm gonna do, I just hope whatever I do is successful enough that I'm able to better then what my parents were, be a better person in life.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;38609836]2-3 more years till I have to do something with my life. Been thinking of becoming a detective, just cause I would enjoy investigating crimes properly. Been my dream job since L.A Confidential I hate this stage, literally have no idea on what I'm gonna do, I just hope whatever I do is successful enough that I'm able to better then what my parents were, be a better person in life.[/QUOTE] I honestly do whatever it takes to get myself a completely peaceful life, get a nice job, get kids, teach them, that's pretty much it.

when i pull my hair, giving me split ends

My sleeping schedule is totally fucked up and now I'm falling asleep at 4 in the morning. I missed school today because of that and that's extra shit cause that was the last day to turn in late work. oh and hey I just realized I never got around to showing you guys the pictures my mom took of me in the hospital so here's these [url=https://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Aaaa/Photo%20Oct%2029%2C%202%2050%2031%20AM.jpg]1[/url], [url=https://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Aaaa/Photo%20Oct%2029%2C%202%2050%2052%20AM.jpg]2[/url], [url=https://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Aaaa/Photo%20Oct%2029%2C%202%2050%2052%20AM.jpg]3[/url], and my personal favorite, my birthday photo: [url=https://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/Aaaa/HAPPYBIRTHDAY.jpg]4[/url].

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38609900]Holy fucking shit.[/QUOTE] Hey, at least the hospital gave me that pillow with spooky scary skeletons on it that you see there for free.

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;38609919] What happened to you?[/QUOTE] Stevens-Johnson syndrome, I believe. Don't look it up. I hope you get better Sandman c:

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;38609919] What happened to you?[/QUOTE] Got bronchitis and then turned out to be severely allergic to the sulfa in the antibiotics they gave me, which landed me in the hospital with steven johnson's syndrome. [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Crash15;38609941]Don't look it up.[/QUOTE] Look it up, LOOK IT UP [i]look it up on wikipedia when you're horny[/i]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38609948]Got bronchitis and then turned out to be severely allergic to the sulfa in the antibiotics they gave me, which landed me in the hospital with steven johnson's syndrome.[/QUOTE] Yikes, man. Hope you're doing better now! [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] Spelling mistakes are one thing, but god dammit if it's in pen. I wish all schoolwork would be made digital, it would work well. Corrections can be done more easily, and no real need of writing anymore.

I have a Christmas party at my work on Dec. 8, and I have to try and avoid making myself look like an idiot while intoxicated in front of all my co-workers.