Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be
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[QUOTE=Crash15;38609941]Stevens-Johnson syndrome, I believe. Don't look it up.
I hope you get better Sandman c:[/QUOTE]
There are worse pictures floating around to be honest.
oh by the way SJS (steven johnson's syndrome) hot tip
if you ever get SJS, leave your modesty at the door
I don't know if this happens to everyone, but you're going to have a lot of nurses helping you hobble to the bathroom
peeing just hurts at first, later on when you piss your dick is going to start bleeding and then they're going to watch you cry because you're freaking the fuck out because your [I][B]fucking dick is bleeding[/B][/I]
from then on all those nurses are going to have to help you into the bathroom, unwrap the gauze on your dick, listen to you pee in pain, then they're going to give you a wet napkin to wipe up the blood, then they're going to wrap up your cock again
more people are going to touch your penis than you would think in life, and not for the reasons you'd hope for
also some day one of the nurses and your mom is going to force you to take an extremely unpleasant cold shower in which you just stand there in pain and wish you could just lie down while the nurses stare at you shuddering naked and then they're not going to give you a towel when you're done
Fucking english class, we have to speak about a scary story we heard or a horror movies we watched. The damn thing is I cant remember any scary stories I have heard and I dont watch horror movies cause I am a pussy, so I am really really fucked here.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38610338]Having to leave while chatting with someone online and saying goodbye, but you want to keep talking to them and it ends up taking forever to say goodbye.
[sp] First world problems [/sp][/QUOTE]
If I'm pissed off, I just say "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COCKEND" after a busy night out. Bad to say but effective. At least he's still a mate. He's used to it
Whats giving me the shits at the moment, is this fucking national pride bullshit that has been sweeping Australia. It's fucking stupid and seems to be like the USA's patriots. For a start white Australians weren't here in the first place the and people before wehave butchered into a train wreck of a race hooked on centrelink payments alcohol and petrol sniffing. As some of you may know we have are having an influx of refugees and immigrants, for a start this has been happening since the end of WW2 with Europeans (Italy, Greece) and so on why the fuck does it matter now?
Fuckwit bogans posting; fuck off where full pictures on facebook.
[img]http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fuck-off-we-are-full.jpg[/img]
What really set it off recently was a badly done tattoo of the Southern Cross (A formation of stars that bogans wank to) with aussie pride on some blokes arm on the train.
TL:DR this song pretty much sums it up. Those paragraphs probably didn't make much grammatical sense or sense in general.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnGqdFO9EY[/media]
I hate to be handicapped sometimes, mostly when I'm walking in public. That feel (also anger) when everybody is just trying to look at my righthand (lefthand is stronger because my right one is weaker). also my walking looks like I'm crippled (don't know the word) because my right-feet is 2 centimetres shorter than the left-feet, plus my feet became a little misformed when i was growing up.
Good thing is that i can game like a normal person with my righthand.
And I'm angry on choosing a job, there are some awesome jobs i would do, but my handicap restricts it.
I hate it when I'm doing somesort of test in math or something and I seem to get the point of the problem, but when I give it away, no matter how much I got done or right, my teacher F-s it.
I hate artists that flaunt their work at every possible oppertunity and then go "yeah I don't do commissions, sorry c:"
So I decide to sleep on the couch since I was too tired to crawl into bed. My old dog (15 years) Dudley scoots up and sleeps on the end, where he usually does. Emma cautiously waddles over and lays next to me. I'm out like a light in less than a minute.
And then Frances, my new dog, leaps up and sits on my chest.
It sounds adorable, but it was terrifying.
My school was originally supposed to go to the BBC good food show on friday.
Got cancelled because not enough people were going.
To make matters worse, I can't go on my own with my mum on saturday or sunday because she has ice skating with my little sister.
How my mom keeps annoying me over the fact that I take a bit longer than normal to take a shit out of habit.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;38609948]Look it up, LOOK IT UP
[i]look it up on wikipedia when you're horny[/i][/QUOTE]
I looked it up.
Holy shit
Looked at job positions yesterday.
Basically every job I found would require things I am not good at.
And then like 90% of those jobs were about selling stuff too.. Sigh.
My damn friend, I'm getting tired of his shit. He's always talking about how hes going to stop smoking pot, he's fucking addicted to it and says "I can stop whenever" and won't stop listening to fucking Wiz Faglifa talking about smoking pot and rolling papers and shit. And I keep trying to tell him he needs to stop and he just keeps saying hes fine, His parents have caught him twice, hes been arrested once and I'm about ready to knock some sense into him. Hes only 14 for fucks sake, and the other day he said something stupid trying to be funny about crack and I told him, "If you ever touch crack, I'll beat the shit out of you" and he just laughed about it.
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38613126]My damn friend, I'm getting tired of his shit. He's always talking about how hes going to stop smoking pot, he's fucking addicted to it and says "I can stop whenever" and won't stop listening to fucking Wiz Faglifa talking about smoking pot and rolling papers and shit. And I keep trying to tell him he needs to stop and he just keeps saying hes fine, His parents have caught him twice, hes been arrested once and I'm about ready to knock some sense into him. Hes only 14 for fucks sake, and the other day he said something stupid trying to be funny about crack [B]and I told him, "If you ever touch crack, I'll beat the shit out of you" and he just laughed about it[/B].[/QUOTE]
He's kinda scared actually. Which is why he laughed.
I hate idiots.
[QUOTE=digigamer17;38613143]He's kinda scared actually. Which is why he laughed.
I hate idiots.[/QUOTE]
I swear though, if he ever lays a finger on crack I WILL beat some fucking sense into him. Weed is bad enough because it slowly kills off your braincells and wont fuck you up TOO bad, but crack.. FFS, 1 time on crack can get you addicted, killed, or just completely fucked up.
Far Cry doesn't have a pre load option
That means I have to wait all day tomorrow for the official release THEN wait even longer because my painfully slow intnernet will chug along for hours and hours and hours
its 15gb
jesus christ just let me pre load
I'm going to be sat watching a % bar go slowly up for 10 hours
Film you should watch Breaking Bad
Got a cool story 'n' stuff
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;38614050]I've heard a lot of great things about Breaking Bad, but for some reason, the concept of the show just isn't that interesting to me.
I'm not denying how good of a show it is, but I just don't know if I could get into it.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't too sure either but I was pretty interested after watching the first episode
It got me fascinated so I went to see how the next episode was and what happened.. then the next episode...
I was hooked pretty quickly
[QUOTE=NateDude;38603355]I said "Morning N-word's" in the TF2 general chat and got banned for 3 days.
It's not the ban that gets me mad, I guess I deserve it, but it's under the pretense I was being "Racist". Um, I'm not discriminating against black people, it's just a word. [I]A word.[/I] I wasn't going "Morning, Niggers Suck" or some shit, all I said was a [I]joke.[/I] I bet if I said "Morning White Trash" or "Morning Faggots" I'd go without being banned.[/QUOTE]
Well, what you said was rude, to be honest. And it depends on the mod whether you get banned for rudeness or not.
But that's just a freaking word, and it isn't even describing afro Americans. It's a term scornfully for Afro Americans with lack of manners, discipline and so on. It's basically the same as "Chav" or "bogan".
Granted, it has a bad history, but honestly reacting like that to it is just as bad as abusing that word because reacting to it like that just keeps it's old, straight up racist meaning alive.
Basically, if the mod banned you for being straight up racist, he should probably read up about the modern meaning of this word. While it still isn't a word of choice for political or intellectual debates, banning for saying it it on an internet forum doesn't seem to be that much of a good decision. It's not like Fp has a lot of decency anyway.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38613166]Weed is bad enough because it slowly kills off your braincells[/QUOTE]
I thought we were past this...
He's not addicted, he just doesn't want to stop. But at 14 he should definitely be focusing on mroe important things.
[QUOTE=proch;38614325]asd[/QUOTE]
Controversial post, yes
Racist post, no
I never liked the word "cis"
It just sounds really unpleasant.
Is it pronounced kis or sis?
[QUOTE=ILY;38614381]Controversial post, yes
Racist post, no[/QUOTE]
Doesn't matter. What's done is done, he's banned.
[sp]Bullshit ban[/sp]
[QUOTE=ILY;38614381]Controversial post, yes
Racist post, no[/QUOTE]
discuss the etymology of a word... get banned for racism
max4admin 2012
How was that racist at all, if you think about it?
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38613166]I swear though, if he ever lays a finger on crack I WILL beat some fucking sense into him. Weed is bad enough because it slowly kills off your braincells and wont fuck you up TOO bad, but crack.. FFS, 1 time on crack can get you addicted, killed, or just completely fucked up.[/QUOTE]
lol weed doesn't kill braincells at any rate which could be considered dangerous
also one time on crack won't get you addicted, even one time on Heroin won't do that
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38614444]How was that racist at all, if you think about it?[/QUOTE]
"I don't hate black people, I hate niggers"
I think Nate may have gotten off with saying it if he spelt it with 'as' on the end instead 'ers'
There is a slight difference between them
[QUOTE=Dori;38614481]"I don't hate black people, I hate niggers"[/QUOTE]
Nice job completely not reading it at all :)
[QUOTE=Dori;38614481]"I don't hate black people, I hate niggers"[/QUOTE]
and when does hate enter this equation? He was discussing an alternate way the word could be defined.
[editline]27th November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;38614500]Nice job completely not reading it at all :)[/QUOTE]
you set your bar too high
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