Shit that gets you mad v.14- I say we take off and nuke facebook from orbit, it's the only way to be - General

My fatass professor.

Oh jesus fucking christ I think theres a wisdom tooth coming through my cheek/jaw area into my mouth

Damn it I strained my calf in practice yesterday. Fuckin' hurts. [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Skyward;38615205]And dear god they talk in memes I-I... I... I don't even know.[/QUOTE] There is only one option. Firebomb.

[QUOTE=HorizoN;38609560]p much all thats left is to wait till I'm 18[/QUOTE] I might be late on this, but I wish you luck when the time comes, HorizoN. [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Skyward;38615147]They just said Hotline Miami is shit because its "stupidly impossible" [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] And some other guys just said Bethesda made Fallout. [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] Hold me. [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] I'm surrounded by morons.[/QUOTE] [quote][b]some other guys just said Bethesda made Fallout.[/b][/quote] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrpz19XiZ1qbc2h3o6_250.gif[/img]

My history teacher went off on a rant as to why [URL="http://www.nj.gov/oag/hts/seatbelts.html"]seat belt[/URL] laws are stupid. Why is this even an issue to be debated?

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38613126]My damn friend, I'm getting tired of his shit. He's always talking about how hes going to stop smoking pot, he's fucking addicted to it and says "I can stop whenever" and won't stop listening to fucking Wiz Faglifa talking about smoking pot and rolling papers and shit. And I keep trying to tell him he needs to stop and he just keeps saying hes fine, His parents have caught him twice, hes been arrested once and I'm about ready to knock some sense into him. Hes only 14 for fucks sake, and the other day he said something stupid trying to be funny about crack and I told him, "If you ever touch crack, I'll beat the shit out of you" and he just laughed about it.[/QUOTE] Hate to be the defender of weed or anything like that but it doesn't kill brain cells, and it isn't addictive. Granted the kid shouldn't really smoke weed, but it's not really going to mess him up. I will admit I occasionally smoke a few bowls with mates, but it isn't a regular thing and I don't boast about it, or do I follow the culture. I tend to think its quite stupid saying your life revolves around a plant or anything like that. Oh yeah, don't let him start on crack and if he does don't beat him up, get medical help, get him off of that shit. I'm dealing with getting a friend off heroin (which by the way is going better than I expected) and it just isn't good, people our age shouldn't be on that kinda shit. More dumb firstworld shit that winds me up, the fact that I no longer have a pair of in-ear headphones, they all break so so easily. I bought a pair just over a month ago and they've already broken, I know they only cost a tenner but I need all the money I can get.

I left my Skyrim disc at my house, fuck!

[QUOTE=absolalone111;38615799]Hate to be the defender of weed or anything like that but it doesn't kill brain cells, and it isn't addictive. Granted the kid shouldn't really smoke weed, but it's not really going to mess him up. I will admit I occasionally smoke a few bowls with mates, but it isn't a regular thing and I don't boast about it, or do I follow the culture. I tend to think its quite stupid saying your life revolves around a plant or anything like that. Oh yeah, don't let him start on crack and if he does don't beat him up, get medical help, get him off of that shit. I'm dealing with getting a friend off heroin (which by the way is going better than I expected) and it just isn't good, people our age shouldn't be on that kinda shit. More dumb firstworld shit that winds me up, the fact that I no longer have a pair of in-ear headphones, they all break so so easily. I bought a pair just over a month ago and they've already broken, I know they only cost a tenner but I need all the money I can get.[/QUOTE] Yeah I kinda was exaggerating, but this is all he does. He goes out with his "Friends" and smokes pot ( shit ton of it to ) and texts stupid sluts all the time. He said the new spiderman movie sucked, and he was texting some dumb girl the whole time.

Today I truly hit rock bottom, in all my desperation and sadness I finally made the decision to sign up on a dating site.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;38616433]Today I truly hit rock bottom, in all my desperation and sadness I finally made the decision to sign up on a dating site.[/QUOTE] Hey, well at least your trying. I gave up even trying to ask someone out a long time ago.

Every time I see my dog it always has that same stupid fucking faggot look on it's face, every single day.

I hate how Facebook has a little thing that says seen when someone has seen the message you sent them, because now I know when I'm being ignored. :C

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38616558]I hate how Facebook has a little thing that says seen when someone has seen the message you sent them, because now I know when I'm being ignored. :C[/QUOTE] I say "Seen (time here)" ARE YOU IGNORING ME

god damn it why do i always have to walk in on my brother jacking off and why do the images of it have to be burned into my mind.

I had a cramp/pulled a muscle on the back of my right leg while jerking it. It felt like someone was slowly cutting my leg off very slowly with a butter knife. [sub]Also boner insta-killed[/sub]

[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;38614754]... by saying that if we acknowledge its racist meaning, it's what keeps the racism alive which is completely utter fucking bullshit[/QUOTE] Ladies and gentlemen of the facepunch, if I may speak freely for a moment. Of course I can, this is the internet. Max, you seem to say that this word is racist 100% of the time. If so, than this song-[video=youtube;0itOCgJtNVU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU[/video] -must be the most insulting thing on the internet. But its not. And you know why? Because not everyone takes everything seriously 100% of the time. And before I get banned for racism for disagreeing with you, I will say that I very much enjoy your title.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;38616652]I say "Seen (time here)" ARE YOU IGNORING ME[/QUOTE] Can't really say that in this situation... Any other time, I would.

My mom is a selfish bitch. She says my stepdad doesn't love her because he didn't raise his kids the way she wanted him too (being extremely over protective like she did to me and my sister). And she said he is selfish because he didn't change to do things that she wanted, and she claimed she changed lots of her habits for him. Which is un true because I can think of a few things that bugged him but he put up with it anyway. According to my mom, if you love someone you change them to be how you want them to be instead of loving them for who they are and what they do. I'm happy for my stepdad for leaving because he deserves a lot better, but I will miss him and I actually think he was one of the least selfish people I have ever met, regardless of the bullshit that comes out of my moms mouth. My mom thinks she did a great job of raising me and my sister and blames my biological dad for me and my sister being insecure, etc (and any other problems she likes to point out). She must have done a great job since my sister moved to another city to get away from her as soon as she graduated high school, and I'll be doing the same the week I graduate university.

when steam goes offline when i was in the middle of talking to my friend about our brand spanking new PSUs and maxofs2d [editline]27th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Skyward;38615147] And some other guys just said Bethesda made Fallout.[/QUOTE] As in the series or the first fallout

Being short. Finding decent clothes is impossible and shopping in the kid's section is embarrassing when you're 15 and all you can think about is becoming an adult and being treated as one. And people that condescend me in any way can fuck off. Whether it be because I look younger than my age or, on an unrelated note, because they're arguing with me and trying to seem right. No matter how much people try telling me I'm not that short I can't help but feel as if they are wrong.

[QUOTE=kirby2112;38617055]Can't really say that in this situation... Any other time, I would.[/QUOTE] what situation? I'm curious

how linux 64bit fucks anything 32bit in the butt

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;38618804]what situation? I'm curious[/QUOTE] I'd rather not say. Sorry.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;38618696]Being short. Finding decent clothes is impossible and shopping in the kid's section is embarrassing when you're 15 and all you can think about is becoming an adult and being treated as one. And people that condescend me in any way can fuck off. Whether it be because I look younger than my age or, on an unrelated note, because they're arguing with me and trying to seem right. No matter how much people try telling me I'm not that short I can't help but feel as if they are wrong.[/QUOTE] You're 15? Don't feel so down about it, at least not right now, because you've still got a lot of growing to do. When I was 15, I guess I was probably average height for my age, but when I hit 16, I started to get taller and taller. Now I'm 19 and 6'3.

My d key broke, (I broke it like an idiot.), so now I have to press this mushy little stump. :C

When I'm CHOCK FULL OF ENERGY AND I CAN'T STOP BOUNCING AROUNDDS ,GFSKARFS'DGF When I get hyper I'm like a dog that wants to go outside and play. ... Play. PLAY... PLAY? PLAY?? PLAY!!!??? PLAY!!!!!!

I get pissed when everyone tells me I should go to school for marketing/business I HATE BOTH OF THOSE CAREERS

Saw on gamestop's website that you get 30% extra credit when trading in games towards the one's listed, now I'm disappointed 'cause I thought they meant you get 30% off. Guess that was too good to be true :(

The fact that the only two women that will ever fight over me are two lap dogs.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZnPvH.jpg[/IMG] Fucking "Bro Army"? What the fuck is this shit? I hope they become listed as a designated terrorist organization or something.